[quote]dre wrote:
Taquito wrote:
uptruck wrote:
dre wrote:
I will always be able find a Seinfeld, Simpsons or random movie quote for any situation in life.
DOOOOHph! stupid brain can’t think of something. It’s all flanders fault!
Stupid sexy flanders.
No t.v. and no beer makes Homer got something, something…[/quote]
Go crazy?
It’s never enough.
[quote]BigRagoo wrote:
Life is great when your spouse is in reality your best friend.[/quote]
I’ll second that.
[quote]Avocado wrote:
…I wont be able to stop thinking about mens asses… I mean dicks… I mean chicks… Who are girls… and not men… who are hot… but not the men the women i mean, hot women… God dammit this always happens…
in all seriousness though:
No matter how strong I am…
… It will always take me for ever to take a piss. My bladder holds almost a liter (.25 gal) of fluid sometimes (after movies).[/quote]
…and then just when you think you’re done and you tuck it back into your pants, inevitably some more leaks out.
[quote]BigRagoo wrote:
Life is great when your spouse is in reality your best friend.[/quote]
My life would be hell if my spouse caught me with my best friend.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
Life is great when your spouse is in reality your best friend.
My life would be hell if my spouse caught me with my best friend.
[/quote]
You would twist that around. I can always count on you for a funny.
…I’ll never be happy.
…I’ll never be stronger than the trolls.
…I’ll never need lifting gloves.
…people will still wear crocs.
…I’d be stronger on AAS.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
Life is great when your spouse is in reality your best friend.
My life would be hell if my spouse caught me with my best friend.
[/quote]
My wife would be great if we both did her best friend
[quote]wukey wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
Life is great when your spouse is in reality your best friend.
My life would be hell if my spouse caught me with my best friend.
My wife would be great if we both did her best friend[/quote]
Life is great when reality is your best friend
…there will still be plenty of men doing bitch exercises at every gym in the world.
…I still won’t be able to post like Prof X
…I’ll never be as manly as that Britney Spears fan.