Ninja Assassin Attacks Car with Ninja Stars


Well…not really(of course). Its a set picture from “Ninja Assassin”…the next Wachowski Brothers movie. Directed by James McTeigue(V for Vendetta).

God,I hope they do this shit right to make up for the Matrix sequels and Speed Racer.

We need a bloody ass up-to-date ninja flick. With no corny “Kill Bill” shit…lol.


Comic Con '08 poster

movie blog:
http://ninjaassassinmovie.blogspot.com/

heeeeey…i liked kill bill

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
heeeeey…i liked kill bill[/quote]

I liked Kill Bill…for what it was. BUT,I want to see a serious ninja flick…not a satirical tribute to old ninja flicks.

Machine girl

Girl? Check.
Ninja? half-check. There’s gangsters. That’s close enough.
up-to-date? Check.
Bloody? Check. Check. Check.

Not, of course, that I’m not looking forward to ninja-assassin. Just that… you know, I’m not waiting for it.

Whenever I hear the word Ninja, I automatically start thinking cheeseball. I don’t know why, the word just irks me. I guess because so many lame animes, movies and comics have been based around them… it’s like I have no hope.

[quote]Otep wrote:
Machine girl

Girl? Check.
Ninja? half-check. There’s gangsters. That’s close enough.
up-to-date? Check.
Bloody? Check. Check. Check.
[/quote]

Okay, I really want to see that! Kind of reminded me of Riki-Oh: The Story of Riki.

[quote]Otep wrote:
Machine girl

Girl? Check.
Ninja? half-check. There’s gangsters. That’s close enough.
up-to-date? Check.
Bloody? Check. Check. Check.

[/quote]

WTF

That was a good laugh…lol.

[quote]Rattler wrote:
Whenever I hear the word Ninja, I automatically start thinking cheeseball. I don’t know why, the word just irks me. I guess because so many lame animes, movies and comics have been based around them… it’s like I have no hope.[/quote]

I have a small bit of hope for a good live action ninja film that isn’t lame. Plus, I need something to rid me of my nightmares of Christopher Lambert in The Hunted.

Sho Kosugi is in it. Therefore Ninja Assassin = BACKED, CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A BAD NINJA FILM.

[quote]ninearms wrote:
Sho Kosugi is in it. Therefore Ninja Assassin = BACKED, CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A BAD NINJA FILM.[/quote]

If it is,I hope he will relieve the Wachowski brothers of their “suffering”…and offer Joel Silver a ninja-style gastric bypass.

Anyone seen Ninja in the dragon’s den? excellent weapons choreography.

Incidentally i went to a well known Ninjitsu school(in Japan) once and these guys were testing one student by putting his head in between 4 thick wooden sticks-bamboo i think(the sticks were crossed and his head was in the centre of the intersection of sticks) and they were squeezing so hard. Just to see how much pain he could take.

A “serious” ninja flick? Are you kidding?

[quote]FormerlyTexasGuy wrote:
A “serious” ninja flick? Are you kidding?[/quote]

Well about as “serious” as your self defense advice concerning guns. Get over yourself…you’re starting become the ass you were before your hiatus from T-Nation.