NHE New Cool Six-Pack Surgery

Despite spending a few years in Miami, land of cosmetic surgery, the Health Blog hadn’t heard of doctors carving out the washboard abs that some old-fashioned guys still get by following grueling exercise routines.

So we couldn’t help but notice these before and after pictures among the studies being presented this week at the American Society of Plastic Surgeons’ annual conference. The technique, called abdominal etching, is a kind of precision liposuction. The doc sucks out the fat that’s standing between the patient and, if everything goes well, the six-pack.

The suction six-pack costs between $4,000 and $7,000 and is only suitable for certain patients, Aldo Benjamin Guerra, the Arizona plastic surgeon who authored the abstract, told us. “I probably turn down about twice as many patients as I work on,” he said. “You have to have a certain amount of fat. If you have too little or too much you’re not going to get the definition.”

The magic number, he said, is one to two centimeters of pinchable belly fat. Patients also have to be in good physical shape, and if they’ve already dropped a lot of weight, they’ll probably have too much extra skin for the procedure to work.

The technique has been around for more than a decade, but abdominal etching has never really taken off, Guerra said. One reason, he thinks, is because it’s more popular among men, who tend to be in the minority of cosmetic surgery patients. You’d also have to really, really want flashy abs to go through the whole process.

The procedure takes an hour or two. But pain can persist for days afterward. Swelling can last for weeks or even months. (The after picture above was taken a little over a year after the surgery.) And there can be complications, such as infection and bleeding.

Guerra’s paper looked at the experience of 32 patients. Several had post-operative complications. Six of them had a buildup of fluid known as seroma, which can be drained with a needle. Three had scarring serious enough for Guerra to give them a shot of cortisone. And two patients needed a second surgical procedure to get the desired results.

Eighty-six percent of the patients were satisfied with the results.

theoretically if you just do standard liposuction in the “tummy” area wouldnt you end up with visible abs if you remove enough to get you into sub 10% body fat… Is this “ab etching” procedure really that differnt?

its stupid. those abs don’t belong on that body.

I saw this online last year (on some women) and it looks so wrong. It doesn’t match the body at all.

why go with a 6 pack, i would ask for like a 10 pack or a 12 pack… just abs as far as the eye can see, abs all over the place

abs abs abs

I don’t think it looks that bad.

THe real question is,is it atleast hard?

This was actually posted in the steroids forum a couple days ago, but yeah…

cut abs + flabby arms = dumbass

[quote]mr_slick wrote:
THe real question is,is it atleast hard?[/quote]

Of course not. They’re soft, flaccid and not proper muscles. You’d get a MUCH harder stomach from one of those “fat” power lifters.

Kamran brought up an important point about a lot of these procedures (and things like Pec and Calf implants).

They often look “out of place” on a persons body as a whole. (Much like Synthol).

Mufasa

LOL!!!

This goes to show once again, man’s stupidity has NO LIMITS!

WTF are them idiots going to do with a flaby 6-pack??? On a flimsy body???

Is like “Hey baby/dude look at my 6-pack, BUT DON’T TOUCH IT!”

[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
mr_slick wrote:
THe real question is,is it atleast hard?

Of course not. They’re soft, flaccid and not proper muscles. You’d get a MUCH harder stomach from one of those “fat” power lifters.[/quote]

Lies! That’s not what my surgeon told me

[quote]schultzie wrote:
why go with a 6 pack, i would ask for like a 10 pack or a 12 pack… just abs as far as the eye can see, abs all over the place

abs abs abs[/quote]

That made me “lol”

[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
mr_slick wrote:
THe real question is,is it atleast hard?

Of course not. They’re soft, flaccid and not proper muscles. You’d get a MUCH harder stomach from one of those “fat” power lifters.[/quote]

I thought so. I shouldve asked “Can it take a punch”?

[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Jerkwad wrote:
mr_slick wrote:
THe real question is,is it atleast hard?

Of course not. They’re soft, flaccid and not proper muscles. You’d get a MUCH harder stomach from one of those “fat” power lifters.

Lies! That’s not what my surgeon told me[/quote]

I know. I was there, you just didn’t see me. Then your surgeon and I laughed at you, you silly man. We laughed and spent your $6,000 on Wendy’s and strippers, while you were under the knife. He was pretty drunk, and I think he left his scalpel inside you. See another surgeon. preferably one who is sober.

[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
Jerkwad wrote:
mr_slick wrote:
THe real question is,is it atleast hard?

Of course not. They’re soft, flaccid and not proper muscles. You’d get a MUCH harder stomach from one of those “fat” power lifters.

Lies! That’s not what my surgeon told me

I know. I was there, you just didn’t see me. Then your surgeon and I laughed at you, you silly man. We laughed and spent your $6,000 on Wendy’s and strippers, while you were under the knife. He was pretty drunk, and I think he left his scalpel inside you. See another surgeon. preferably one who is sober.
[/quote]

That’s why I’m not at 1% bodyfat…damnit!

Awesome I can’t wait to be in the decimals with bf % without any work…

Maybe after my surgery my idol Brad will want to join a fight club with me.

honestly anybody who just goes to the gym, runs a bit then does abs is a douche. a big douche.

even if their workout was effective they would look like a kyphotic spider-bitch

what even happened to training the whole body

[quote]schultzie wrote:
honestly anybody who just goes to the gym, runs a bit then does abs is a douche. a big douche.

even if their workout was effective they would look like a kyphotic spider-bitch

what even happened to training the whole body[/quote]

Woah woah woah, hold on there pardner. If you train the whole body you run the risk of getting swole. I mean one day you start deadlifting 135lbs and like next week you end up looking like Ronnie Coleman.

Better to play it safe. Just run 40 miles a day eating soy smoothies and watching oprah, while crying about how your girlfriend made you her bitch. At least that way you can fit in to your girl jeans and pink size small t-shirt.

[quote]grrrsauce wrote:
schultzie wrote:
why go with a 6 pack, i would ask for like a 10 pack or a 12 pack… just abs as far as the eye can see, abs all over the place

abs abs abs

That made me “lol”[/quote]

ditto lol