
Oddly enough, did you guys know the actor who played Newman (I think his real name’s Wayne Knight) lost a shitload of weight and can do around ten pullups (last I heard anyway). The news showed some footage of him jogging up a mountain trail and he wasn’t that fat at all.
Not verbatim, but in the interview he was asked:
Reporter: “Don’t you feel that by getting in shape you’re missing out on parts you could have played?”
Wayne Knight: “Well it’s either that . . . or an early death.”
-Nate
P.S. As an aspiring direct response advertiser, postal workers throwing out mail pisses me off.
Yet dipshits like Jared are a celebrity from doing whack diets.
He deserves a medal, I am so impressed at what he’s achieved. Great stuff.
I thought he got eaten by a Dilapisouarus or something… lol
That’s awesome that he lost the weight! Good for him.
[quote]K O N G wrote:
I thought he got eaten by a Dilapisouarus or something… lol[/quote]
I think it was a velociraptor.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
K O N G wrote:
I thought he got eaten by a Dilapisouarus or something… lol
I think it was a velociraptor.
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It was the litte ones that spit in your eye to blind you prior to “tucking in” to dinner that got him.
Prior to his weight loss he would have fed a few. A “supersized” dinosaur meal.
[quote]rainjack wrote:
K O N G wrote:
I thought he got eaten by a Dilapisouarus or something… lol
I think it was a velociraptor.
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Nope, it was a spitter.
Speaking of celebrity weight loss stories, has anyone seen Jack Osbourne lately? Man, its amazing how good someone can look if they lose a little weight.

http://magazine.libero.it/c/img52/fg/01/1061/2005/7/1120556922-jack.jpg
