New Roguevampire Pic

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I lightened it up in Photoshop.

Who ever said he’s as lean as Prof X was before X started cutting is dead wrong.
X may have had some fat gain, but his muscle still protruded through significantly.

RV’s delts are flat, and he does look soft elsewhere. Plus, he looks older than in the avatar.

But hey, props to ya, RV for posting it.

Oh, and if anyone wants to bash away at the old Iron Dwarf, here’s some ammo for ya. I’m a small dude at 5’4" and weigh 158.[/quote]

Dude, adding lighting from your computer isn’t even close to doing it on mine. You can’t be serious, just adding some lighting on your computer lol. [/quote]

Look man, I really WANTED you to be the real deal. So here you are really the guy in your avatar, which I’m happy about… but you’re STILL being disingenuous. Lightening up your photo as I did was only to show detail where it was too dark before. Obviously I’m not changing the actual lighting of your room! I’m a goddam artist and I KNOW some shit about light, form, volume, and space.

lol

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

I actually loathe bachelorhood, I’m married. Not only that, I have two wives.

I don’t believe in gun ownership and I think hunting is for backwoods assholes.

I’ve never fucked a fat chick to satisfy horniness when a hotter piece wasn’t available.

Ummm, I’m a vegetarian.

I fucking HAAAATE fishing, especially offshore, that was a trick.

Now you know.[/quote]

I actually cannot rule out any of the above when it comes to you due to the fact that you’ve never made any VERIFIABLE claim. That out of the way, “trolling” doesn’t mean necessarily that you’re an “imposter”.

And why the fuck would anyone be “jelly” of RV??? Seriously? His posts “butt hurt” people?? WTF. Are you reading the same posts? His posts don’t hurt anyone. His posts are off-the-wall bat shit craziness which would lead any reasonable person to conclude he is either trolling or is indeed bat shit crazy.

Anyway, I could care less what he looks like. Of course, I could just be “jelly” b/c ya know, being me is not what it’s cracked up to be. I much rather look like him, take steroids, be out of shape, fat, losing my hair and writing a book about a long dead serial killer that I proclaim is my soul mate. Thinking AIDS is like the flu and that my bloodwork doesn’t matter b/c I take loads of fish oil is wisdom that has escaped my limited mentality. Yup. That’s the life I REALLY want!

I also want to take the absolute relatively best poorly lit and cropped to be forgiving photo I can find and keep it as my avi forever while I troll dating sites and lie to girls about my age and appearance. Yup. I’m JELLY! You my peanut butter nutter?

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This in a nutshell ^^^

HG clearly you have never encountered Ol’ Roguie on any other threads, because crazy word vomit follows his every post…but that’s all good, all hunters should be killed AIDS goes away ect… blah blah blah fine.

But when you rip on people who are actually IN SHAPE (Stu, X) then you have to back something up.

AmIRight?
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If he claimed to have a better physique than Stu, absolutely. He didn’t, unless I missed it.

He posted a pic proving he is him. And he is. Right now he is a fat him. Strip it off and he’s still going to be 230/240 lean at 5’8" if he’s really at 280 right now.

Amiright?[/quote]

If you had read any of his other posts on other threads…no, you would not be right.

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waits to laugh at every photoshop that is going to happen after Christine

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
If he claimed to have a better physique than Stu, absolutely. He didn’t, unless I missed it.

He posted a pic proving he is him. And he is. Right now he is a fat him. Strip it off and he’s still going to be 230/240 lean at 5’8" if he’s really at 280 right now.

Amiright?[/quote]

no way he would be a lean 240. Think about that HG.

Say RV is 280lbs at 25% BF (thats a fair assessment based on his pic I would think) That means he has 70lbs of fat and 210lbs of LBM. Even if he stripped off 40lbs of pure fat (which would be implausable and wouldnt account for glycogen stores and water weight) he would still be at 13%+ which isnt exactly “lean”

Do you think he could lose 40lbs of pure fat without dropping any LBM while drinking Vegan Shakes all day? Doubt it.

JUST TO CLARIFY: RV is still trolling everyone in this thread hard who has posted seriously regarding him. “Test.Net”??? Really? Of all the things to write down on a note why that? LOL… when you look at IronDwarfs lightened up picture the note looks off (IMO) It looks like the “T” of “Test” goes off the page a little bit?

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RV in his prime vampire days.

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I want an iron dwarf for xmas

He will marry the lizesize barbie I have…

They will have babies and eat what I bake in my easy bake oven

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

Huh, I’ll have to actually read his posts. Maybe I’m confusing him with Head Hunter. That does sound entertaining.

Which one is the racist, backwards, Ayn Rand loving poster?

Either way, it’s hilarious how people are coming out of the woodwork to keep bashing him. Yeah, he’s fat in his new pic. Totally believe that’s him in his old one though.

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You definitely have him confused with HH. RV makes the most epic posts ever created. Quite harmless, but always always always filled with 24k GOLD. In fact, his posting history is so remarkable, it deserves its very own “best of RV” thread.

I never had an issue with his picture. Any fool could tell the lighting was poor and the pic was cropped to be flattering to him. And any idiot that listened to his lunacy about younger women and read about his lies (about his age) on the dating site would know his AVI had to be an OLD pic. No earth shattering revelations from his latest pic man.
Who wants to start the “best of RV” thread???[/quote]
Well I guess I haven’t read his stuff, sounds wacky but then I haven’t read it so I can’t really say.

I thought he was HH then, the other “troll” who allegedly started like a hundred profiles ten years ago so he could fuck with people in 2011 because that’s so reasonably believable. Jesus.

I know there are many HIV cure conspiricy theorists, cancer too for that matter. hell there are documentaries created by legit doctors alleging big pharma and the FDA shot down their cancer curing discoveries. As a matter of fact, a doctor right here in Houston has successfully defended himself and a treatment he pioneered in the Supreme court, criminally, though his invention was stolen, altered and ran in to the ground in place of treatments over a cure. Dr. Burzynski I believe.

Not defending a post I haven’t read but it’s not so far out there. Hell I’ll search him and catch up but, the dude in the pic is the guy in the avi no doubt, which is ultimately what all the hulabaloo is about anyways.

I believe him. I do believe he is fatter now than his avi but who knows, maybe he’ll shut my mouth with a new pic.

Hell a tan can make a dude look bigger and leaner with no actual gains.

And what dating site? Is there an affiliate I’m unaware of or are people following him from here to match.com? LOLCAT!!! if so. I mean Jesus.

Anyways, that’s him. 5’8" and 280, cut 40 lbs of fat off him and he’s still a big motherfucker. Hell, 50 lbs on that frame.

Did not intend to become an apologist but lets be real.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’m a goddam artist and I KNOW some shit about light, form, volume, and space.

lol[/quote]
Watch out!

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I want an iron dwarf for xmas

He will marry the lizesize barbie I have…

They will have babies and eat what I bake in my easy bake oven[/quote]

LOL!

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[quote]inkaddict wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’m a goddam artist and I KNOW some shit about light, form, volume, and space.

lol[/quote]
Watch out![/quote]

LOL!

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I’ve got Trolls, they’re multiplyin’ and I’m loooooosin’ control. Of the power this Trolls providin’ it’s electrifyin’!

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

I actually loathe bachelorhood, I’m married. Not only that, I have two wives.

I don’t believe in gun ownership and I think hunting is for backwoods assholes.

I’ve never fucked a fat chick to satisfy horniness when a hotter piece wasn’t available.

Ummm, I’m a vegetarian.

I fucking HAAAATE fishing, especially offshore, that was a trick.

Now you know.[/quote]

I actually cannot rule out any of the above when it comes to you due to the fact that you’ve never made any VERIFIABLE claim. That out of the way, “trolling” doesn’t mean necessarily that you’re an “imposter”.

And why the fuck would anyone be “jelly” of RV??? Seriously? His posts “butt hurt” people?? WTF. Are you reading the same posts? His posts don’t hurt anyone. His posts are off-the-wall bat shit craziness which would lead any reasonable person to conclude he is either trolling or is indeed bat shit crazy. So in that regard, he is indeed harmless and entertaining as all hell.

Anyway, I could care less what he looks like. Of course, I could just be “jelly” b/c ya know, being me is not what it’s cracked up to be. I much rather look like him, take steroids, be out of shape, fat, losing my hair and writing a book about a long dead serial killer that I proclaim is my soul mate. Thinking AIDS is like the flu and that my bloodwork doesn’t matter b/c I take loads of fish oil is wisdom that has escaped my limited mentality. Yup. That’s the life I REALLY want!

I also want to take the absolute relatively best poorly lit and cropped to be forgiving photo I can find and keep it as my avi forever while I troll dating sites and lie to girls about my age and appearance. Yup. I’m JELLY! You my peanut butter nutter?

Oh fuck who we kidding. I LOVE being me, even more than you claim to like being you. [/quote]

What I said before, regarding aids, was that nowadays, aids is like a bad flu. Ok, maybe thats a tad of an exxageration. but, I pointed out Magic johnston, who was diagnosed with Hiv, god knows how long ago. and hes going still going strong. I also said, with that coctail thing they got, and if you can get yourself on it, its no longer a death sentence.[/quote]

Good lord your an idiot. Do you realise how stupid that is. About 30million people have died from it since it started. its not a death sentence if you an NBA player or an actor but your pretty much death if your a sub-saharan black african.

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[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
I’ve got Trolls, they’re multiplyin’ and I’m loooooosin’ control. Of the power this Trolls providin’ it’s electrifyin’![/quote]

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Swolegasm wrote:

Good lord your an idiot. Do you realise how stupid that is. About 30million people have died from it since it started. its not a death sentence if you an NBA player or an actor but your pretty much death if your a sub-saharan black african.[/quote]

Well as far as VeggieVamp is concerned the deaths of sub-Saharan black Africans would be just fine; after all they’re meat eaters.

Because VeggieVamp, the King of Eat-Water-Cress-Sandwiches-and-Drink-Protein-Shakes-and-You-Too-Can-Be-Beastly-Big has openly called for the deaths of all those who kill animals.[/quote]

Amongst many, many, many other similarly stupid statements.

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Yanno what imma miss about college?

Bitches in sweat pants and fucked up hair

Super sexay

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I’m disappointed no one has done a Chuck Testa parody incorporating RV…would really add some flavor to this punch bowl.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

Don’t worry, i will take another pic. and you will see.[/quote]

Not in days, or a week even man. Now.

I’m sure you won’t have trouble making the light setting and and snapping that thing in under a minute, to put this to rest. Like I said previously btw.

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