New Movie Trailers and Spoilers

I will skip this movie like a 12yr old girl playing double dutch. But the new trailer just has me laughing so hard I may buy the bootleg from the real EBman that its Loooosly based off of.

Silly, dumb, but comical.

[quote]BDSLift wrote:
I will skip this movie like a 12yr old girl playing double dutch. But the new trailer just has me laughing so hard I may buy the bootleg from the real EBman that its Loooosly based off of.

Silly, dumb, but comical.

A movie loosely based on Epic Beardman?! I’m SO fucking there lol!


It’s very hard to justify the added expense of watching a 3D movie in theaters, but I might have to make an exception.

http://www.fangoria.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5173:the-texas-chainsaw-massacre-3d-has-its-leatherface&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=167

It’s supposedly set immediately after the original, so I’m guessing it ignores the multiple cheesy sequels.

Coming out next January.

Total Recall teaser trailer:

Len Wiseman makes manifest every male fantasy -and plenty of female ones too- by pitting Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale against each other in the one catfight to rule them all (scene not in the trailer… that’s why it’s a teaser).

Definitely in my list of must see movies now…obviously ā€œAlienā€ related…which is promising,imo.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

Definitely in my list of must see movies now…obviously ā€œAlienā€ related…which is promising,imo.

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Definitely seeing this. Thanks for posting.

[quote]roybot wrote:
Total Recall teaser trailer:

Len Wiseman makes manifest every male fantasy -and plenty of female ones too- by pitting Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale against each other in the one catfight to rule them all (scene not in the trailer… that’s why it’s a teaser).[/quote]

I wasn’t pleased when I learnt they were remaking TR. But this trailer has surely piqued my curiosity.

Battleship.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

Definitely in my list of must see movies now…obviously ā€œAlienā€ related…which is promising,imo.

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This looks awesome.

I’m excited about a Snow White movie…how peculiar.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

I’m excited about a Snow White movie…how peculiar. [/quote]

They could have at least cast a hot chick as Snow White. Not that mouth breathing succubus.

[quote]gonepostal wrote:

They could have at least cast a hot chick as Snow White. Not that mouth breathing succubus.[/quote]

Oh yeah…I forgot she was in the movie…lol. She will be out-shined by Hemsworth and especially Theron…but yeah…I don’t get the fascination with her awkward acting.

Without spoiling the movie, did anyone see John Carter? Was it good or bad? How faithful was it to the books?

[quote]Grimlorn wrote:
Without spoiling the movie, did anyone see John Carter? Was it good or bad? How faithful was it to the books?[/quote]

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Pacific Rim

"This project will give [del Toro] the opportunity to create two worlds.

The first is an alternate version of Earth in the near future, decades after a historic date in November 2012 when the first kaiju, a towering Godzilla-like beast, emerged from a hole in the Pacific Ocean and attacked the city of Osaka, Japan. The second is ā€œThe Anteverse,ā€ another universe on the other side of that gaping portal, 5 miles below our oceanĆ¢??s surface.

Since the first attack, the rim has been ā€œspitting outā€ a variety of gigantic monsters at an increasing rate, which then stride out of the ocean and begin destroying sea-bordering cities, like Tokyo and Los Angeles. In order to combat these monstrous, otherworldly menaces, the military developed the ā€œJaegerā€ program, which trains teams of two pilots to jointly operate massive, building-sized mechanized suits of armor and high-tech weaponry."

Directed by Guillermo Del Toro

Written by Travis Beacham (wrote the Clash of the Titans remake, so he knows how to write in big monsters)

Starring Idris f’n Elba, Ron f’n Perlman, Charlie Hunnam (Jax from Sons of Anarchy), Charlie Day (from Always Sunny, and he’s playing a character named ā€œNewtā€), Clifton Collin Jr. (you’ll recognize him when you see him), Max Martini (you’ll recognize him when you see him), and Academy Award nominee Rinko Kikuchi (okay, I’ve never heard of her either, but she’s supposed to be talented).

Somebody tell me why this isn’t going to be pants-jizzingly awesome. I dare 'ya.

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Pacific Rim

"This project will give [del Toro] the opportunity to create two worlds.

The first is an alternate version of Earth in the near future, decades after a historic date in November 2012 when the first kaiju, a towering Godzilla-like beast, emerged from a hole in the Pacific Ocean and attacked the city of Osaka, Japan. The second is ā€œThe Anteverse,ā€ another universe on the other side of that gaping portal, 5 miles below our oceanâ??s surface.

Since the first attack, the rim has been ā€œspitting outā€ a variety of gigantic monsters at an increasing rate, which then stride out of the ocean and begin destroying sea-bordering cities, like Tokyo and Los Angeles. In order to combat these monstrous, otherworldly menaces, the military developed the ā€œJaegerā€ program, which trains teams of two pilots to jointly operate massive, building-sized mechanized suits of armor and high-tech weaponry."

Directed by Guillermo Del Toro

Written by Travis Beacham (wrote the Clash of the Titans remake, so he knows how to write in big monsters)

Starring Idris f’n Elba, Ron f’n Perlman, Charlie Hunnam (Jax from Sons of Anarchy), Charlie Day (from Always Sunny, and he’s playing a character named ā€œNewtā€), Clifton Collin Jr. (you’ll recognize him when you see him), Max Martini (you’ll recognize him when you see him), and Academy Award nominee Rinko Kikuchi (okay, I’ve never heard of her either, but she’s supposed to be talented).

Somebody tell me why this isn’t going to be pants-jizzingly awesome. I dare 'ya.[/quote]

A movie with lots of effects, big monsters, awesome weapons, and Charlie Day? I’m seeing this.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

I’m excited about a Snow White movie…how peculiar. [/quote]

Same here. I just wish someone besides the Twilight girl was cast. Preferably someone hot.

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]gonepostal wrote:

They could have at least cast a hot chick as Snow White. Not that mouth breathing succubus.[/quote]

Oh yeah…I forgot she was in the movie…lol. She will be out-shined by Hemsworth and especially Theron…but yeah…I don’t get the fascination with her awkward acting.[/quote]

I can’t believe she got cast for something that isn’t some emo-teeny flick.

FFS.

At least the movie looks like it won’t fuck up the snow white story the way twilight did it to vampires.

And of course, see the trailer, see basically 95% of the movie in fast forward.

[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
Pacific Rim

"This project will give [del Toro] the opportunity to create two worlds.

The first is an alternate version of Earth in the near future, decades after a historic date in November 2012 when the first kaiju, a towering Godzilla-like beast, emerged from a hole in the Pacific Ocean and attacked the city of Osaka, Japan. The second is ā€œThe Anteverse,ā€ another universe on the other side of that gaping portal, 5 miles below our oceanâ??s surface.

Since the first attack, the rim has been ā€œspitting outā€ a variety of gigantic monsters at an increasing rate, which then stride out of the ocean and begin destroying sea-bordering cities, like Tokyo and Los Angeles. In order to combat these monstrous, otherworldly menaces, the military developed the ā€œJaegerā€ program, which trains teams of two pilots to jointly operate massive, building-sized mechanized suits of armor and high-tech weaponry."

Directed by Guillermo Del Toro

Written by Travis Beacham (wrote the Clash of the Titans remake, so he knows how to write in big monsters)

Starring Idris f’n Elba, Ron f’n Perlman, Charlie Hunnam (Jax from Sons of Anarchy), Charlie Day (from Always Sunny, and he’s playing a character named ā€œNewtā€), Clifton Collin Jr. (you’ll recognize him when you see him), Max Martini (you’ll recognize him when you see him), and Academy Award nominee Rinko Kikuchi (okay, I’ve never heard of her either, but she’s supposed to be talented).

Somebody tell me why this isn’t going to be pants-jizzingly awesome. I dare 'ya.[/quote]