New Movie Trailers and Spoilers

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]gonepostal wrote:

They could have at least cast a hot chick as Snow White. Not that mouth breathing succubus.[/quote]

Oh yeah…I forgot she was in the movie…lol. She will be out-shined by Hemsworth and especially Theron…but yeah…I don’t get the fascination with her awkward acting.[/quote]

Not of fan of the actress playing Snow White…but I must admit this will at the very least get “Blu Ray” bought.

[quote]gonepostal wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

I’m excited about a Snow White movie…how peculiar. [/quote]

They could have at least cast a hot chick as Snow White. Not that mouth breathing succubus.[/quote]

Mouth breathing succubus you say?

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]gonepostal wrote:

They could have at least cast a hot chick as Snow White. Not that mouth breathing succubus.[/quote]

Oh yeah…I forgot she was in the movie…lol. She will be out-shined by Hemsworth and especially Theron…but yeah…I don’t get the fascination with her awkward acting.[/quote]

Not of fan of the actress playing Snow White…but I must admit this will at the very least get “Blu Ray” bought.[/quote]

Yayaya…

You would hit it…

Twice.

[quote]orion wrote:

Mouth breathing succubus you say?[/quote]

Not as much fun as it sounds. Way too much breathing and not enough succubusing.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]gonepostal wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

I’m excited about a Snow White movie…how peculiar. [/quote]

They could have at least cast a hot chick as Snow White. Not that mouth breathing succubus.[/quote]

Mouth breathing succubus you say?[/quote]

I can’t get into it. I want to like it. But…you know I’m not sure why I don’t like it.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]gonepostal wrote:

They could have at least cast a hot chick as Snow White. Not that mouth breathing succubus.[/quote]

Oh yeah…I forgot she was in the movie…lol. She will be out-shined by Hemsworth and especially Theron…but yeah…I don’t get the fascination with her awkward acting.[/quote]

Not of fan of the actress playing Snow White…but I must admit this will at the very least get “Blu Ray” bought.[/quote]

Yayaya…

You would hit it…

Twice.[/quote]

I HATE what that heifer did to vampires.

I mean, I hate what Count Rockula and that other round dead guy do to them also, but making them sparkle?

My penis has standards.

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]gonepostal wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

I’m excited about a Snow White movie…how peculiar. [/quote]

They could have at least cast a hot chick as Snow White. Not that mouth breathing succubus.[/quote]

Mouth breathing succubus you say?[/quote]

I can’t get into it. I want to like it. But…you know I’m not sure why I don’t like it.[/quote]

Well, there is no polite way to put it… grudgefuck.

You know you would.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

[quote]gonepostal wrote:

They could have at least cast a hot chick as Snow White. Not that mouth breathing succubus.[/quote]

Oh yeah…I forgot she was in the movie…lol. She will be out-shined by Hemsworth and especially Theron…but yeah…I don’t get the fascination with her awkward acting.[/quote]

Not of fan of the actress playing Snow White…but I must admit this will at the very least get “Blu Ray” bought.[/quote]

Yayaya…

You would hit it…

Twice.[/quote]

I HATE what that heifer did to vampires.

I mean, I hate what Count Rockula and that other round dead guy do to them also, but making them sparkle?

My penis has standards.[/quote]

No, your penis has lack of alcohol and darkness.

I refuse to believe that any penis has standards.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]gonepostal wrote:

[quote]Big_Boss wrote:

I’m excited about a Snow White movie…how peculiar. [/quote]

They could have at least cast a hot chick as Snow White. Not that mouth breathing succubus.[/quote]

Mouth breathing succubus you say?[/quote]

I can’t get into it. I want to like it. But…you know I’m not sure why I don’t like it.[/quote]

Well, there is no polite way to put it… grudgefuck.

You know you would.[/quote]

The Movie or the Chicks?

Either or both chicks would get it. I don’t care if her last man Sparkled.

The Movie…I’ll wait for HBO.

Not sure…yet

- YouTube!

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blogs/dumb-and-dumber-sequel-to-begin-shooting-in-september

[quote]four60 wrote:
Not sure…yet

Yea 460 just dont know, I skerred

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Not sure…yet

- YouTube! [/quote]

Yea 460 just dont know, I skerred [/quote]

Pros : It’s supposed to be closer to the original story (except for the title); Len Wiseman has experience with a movie where fantasy and reality are blurred (Underworld); Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale will duke it out at some point.

Cons: Colin Farrell: talented actor with a douchey streak which holds him back sometimes - untested as an action hero and may not be able to compete with Arnie’s bombastic screen image; comparisons to The Matrix will be “inevitable”;no trip to Mars means no tri-breasted hookers.

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blogs/first-trailer-for-seth-macfarlane-s-ted

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Not sure…yet

- YouTube! [/quote]

Yea 460 just dont know, I skerred [/quote]

Pros : It’s supposed to be closer to the original story (except for the title); Len Wiseman has experience with a movie where fantasy and reality are blurred (Underworld); Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale will duke it out at some point.

Cons: Colin Farrell: talented actor with a douchey streak which holds him back sometimes - untested as an action hero and may not be able to compete with Arnie’s bombastic screen image; comparisons to The Matrix will be “inevitable”;no trip to Mars means no tri-breasted hookers.[/quote]

Wait what do you mean no trip to Mars? There was a scene in there when he was getting scanned and his face was changing. That was in the first one when Arnie when to mars, he had the big fat chick head on.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Not sure…yet

- YouTube! [/quote]

Yea 460 just dont know, I skerred [/quote]

Pros : It’s supposed to be closer to the original story (except for the title); Len Wiseman has experience with a movie where fantasy and reality are blurred (Underworld); Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale will duke it out at some point.

Cons: Colin Farrell: talented actor with a douchey streak which holds him back sometimes - untested as an action hero and may not be able to compete with Arnie’s bombastic screen image; comparisons to The Matrix will be “inevitable”;no trip to Mars means no tri-breasted hookers.[/quote]

Wait what do you mean no trip to Mars? There was a scene in there when he was getting scanned and his face was changing. That was in the first one when Arnie when to mars, he had the big fat chick head on.[/quote]

Oh , yeah… I forgot :wink:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blogs/first-trailer-for-seth-macfarlane-s-ted[/quote]

That looks awesome. The “approved for all audiences” trailer is going to be terrible, I’m guessing.

This may have been posted already, but I just saw it. Apparently it’s been out for a while.

^ Yep we covered it in another thread, awesome spoof.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
Not sure…yet

- YouTube! [/quote]

Yea 460 just dont know, I skerred [/quote]

Pros : It’s supposed to be closer to the original story (except for the title); Len Wiseman has experience with a movie where fantasy and reality are blurred (Underworld); Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale will duke it out at some point.

Cons: Colin Farrell: talented actor with a douchey streak which holds him back sometimes - untested as an action hero and may not be able to compete with Arnie’s bombastic screen image; comparisons to The Matrix will be “inevitable”;no trip to Mars means no tri-breasted hookers.[/quote]

Wait what do you mean no trip to Mars? There was a scene in there when he was getting scanned and his face was changing. That was in the first one when Arnie when to mars, he had the big fat chick head on.[/quote]

Oh , yeah… I forgot ;)[/quote]

It looks nice…but still skewed as Derek said.

Better raise the bar on this one…Fu*k 3 breast I want titty hands.