Ones I’ve never heard before.
Chuck norris once gave a horse an upper cut, its now known as the giraffe.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based off of a true story. Chuck Norris once ate a live turtle and when he pooped it out the next day the turtle was six feet tall and knew karate.
If a zombie bites Chuck Norris it turns into another Chuck Norris.