New Find! Chuck Norris Facts!

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A blind man was once walking down the street, and accidentally steps on Chuck Norris’ foot. “My foot…” Chuck Norris said. At the sound of Chuck Norris’ voice, the blind man was instantly cured and could see, but the first, last, and only thing he ever saw was a perfectly executed round house to the face.

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Woah Veg head you are way behind. Rick rolling became popular after chuck norris facts died.

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[quote]Petermus wrote:
Woah Veg head you are way behind. Rick rolling became popular after chuck norris facts died.[/quote]

Whats Rick Rolling?

V

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[quote]Vegita wrote:

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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…and Chuck Norris wears Jim Wendler pajamas.

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[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Petermus wrote:
Woah Veg head you are way behind. Rick rolling became popular after chuck norris facts died.[/quote]

Whats Rick Rolling?

V[/quote]

who are you taking in Super Bowl XL, steelers or seahawks?? Im picking the seahawks can’t stand the steelers!!!

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[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[/quote]

…and Chuck Norris wears Jim Wendler pajamas.[/quote]

And Jim Wendler wears…well Jim doesn’t wear pajamas, in fact he wears nothing to bed, I asked Jason Pegg, he told me

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[quote]brauny96 wrote:

[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[/quote]

…and Chuck Norris wears Jim Wendler pajamas.[/quote]

And Jim Wendler wears…well Jim doesn’t wear pajamas, in fact he wears nothing to bed, I asked Jason Pegg, he told me[/quote]

Any other facts that Jason shared?

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[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:

[quote]brauny96 wrote:

[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[/quote]

…and Chuck Norris wears Jim Wendler pajamas.[/quote]

And Jim Wendler wears…well Jim doesn’t wear pajamas, in fact he wears nothing to bed, I asked Jason Pegg, he told me[/quote]

Any other facts that Jason shared?[/quote]

Oh, there are plenty. It’s just a question of whether you really want to know.

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[quote]Haavik wrote:

[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:

[quote]brauny96 wrote:

[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[/quote]

…and Chuck Norris wears Jim Wendler pajamas.[/quote]

And Jim Wendler wears…well Jim doesn’t wear pajamas, in fact he wears nothing to bed, I asked Jason Pegg, he told me[/quote]

Any other facts that Jason shared?[/quote]

Oh, there are plenty. It’s just a question of whether you really want to know.[/quote]

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Sharks watch Chuck Norris Week on Animal Planet.

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http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-796010696798337572&hl=en&fs=true style=width:400px;height:326px allowFullScreen=true

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[quote]nomorewar wrote:

[quote]Vegita wrote:

[quote]Petermus wrote:
Woah Veg head you are way behind. Rick rolling became popular after chuck norris facts died.[/quote]

Whats Rick Rolling?

V[/quote]

who are you taking in Super Bowl XL, steelers or seahawks?? Im picking the seahawks can’t stand the steelers!!!

[/quote]

I think rick rolling has something to do with Rick Ross.

And I thought the 49ers were playing the Bengals in the Super Bowl? Joe Montana MOTHERFUCKERS!!! YEAH!!!

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Those Chuck Norris things can still be funny when they’re ones you haven’t heard.

I heard this one last week: Jesus may walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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[quote]Nards wrote:
Those Chuck Norris things can still be funny when they’re ones you haven’t heard.

I heard this one last week: Jesus may walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.[/quote]

LOL!!

Took me by surprise. I thought I’d heard them all!

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when Chuck Norris tells a bed time story you sleep… FOREVER!!

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Chuck Norris won the tour de france on his stationary bike.

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  Chuck Norris won a starring contest against his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris’ dick is so big it’s got its own dick and Chuck Norris’ dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.

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  Very late at night around a camp fire, Ghosts tell "CHUCK NORRIS STORIES"
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[quote]nomorewar wrote:

  Very late at night around a camp fire, Ghosts tell "CHUCK NORRIS STORIES"[/quote]

Don’t you have some government teat to suckle on? Instead of posting on here, why don’t you go and get a 1st/2nd job so that myself and all the other taxpaying members of this site don’t have to foot the bill for your medical expenses?