Never Wear Levi Slim Jeans While Squatting

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[quote]ckallander wrote:
DF85 wrote:
ckallander
How much do you squat? Dead? Bench?

Why are you on this site?

T-Nation has gone stright to hell.

All my lifts are indeed pathetic as I have just procured and begun “Starting Strength.” The book really motivated me to start lifting. I’ve been on it about a month so far these are the results.

Squat: 100-200
Bench: 100-160
Deadlift: 135-250

Not bad progress but horrible weak compared to strength standards on this site and those outlined in Rippetoe’s books. [/quote]

So you total somewhere between 335 and 610? That’s quite a spread. Does it wax and wane with the moon like your period?

And I’ve trained girls who totaled equivalent amounts after 10 weeks of training.

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[quote]roybot wrote:

Professor X wrote:

Agreed. Who’s pissed?

I just find it funny that I can no longer tell who is a guy and who is a girl. It makes introductions very difficult. If these “mighty morphin’ nut hugger pants rangers” have cross gender names like “Jordan” or ‘Billi’ you might as well give up figuring it out without a blood test.

LOL. You’ve just reminded me of the test they did in The Thing:

Will this become mandatory for future members?[/quote]

It also works if you are trying to find out who has had lice.

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[quote]anonym wrote:

It also works if you are trying to find out who has had lice.[/quote]

Hehe. The OP doesn’t have lice - they wouldn’t fit into skinny Levis…

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[quote]The D wrote:
Why does everybody care what pants these guys wear?[/quote]

Duh! Because being catty about what other dudes wear is what TESTOSTERONE is all about! Dincha’no?

Of course we have to spin it like we’re fighting the Pussification of America. You know, it’s contagious and all; not just a cyclical trend we’ve already seen.

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This thread was a lost cause before it started…it really should be entitled “epic fail”

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[quote]roybot wrote:

LOL. You’ve just reminded me of the test they did in The Thing:

Will this become mandatory for future members?[/quote]

What about shoe size?

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Good God. I wore skinny jeans once, because my girlfriend bought the jeans for me (whappish, I know), and let me tell you: never again. I don’t understand how you can squeeze any sizable leg that can support weight in there much less any sizable package without massive amounts of uncomfortable compression.

And for the love of God I doubt you’d be able to move quickly or do much of anything in those jeans. What if there’s a bear in the gym? Will you just saunter away all cool like?

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dude that bitch is butt ugly.

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[quote]steveffcft wrote:
roybot wrote:

LOL. You’ve just reminded me of the test they did in The Thing:

…freakin great movie

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The real reason this dudes pants ripped is because some beastly dude mistook him for a wayward sorority girl and tried to take him from behind…

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[quote]ckallander wrote:
Professor X wrote:

No, it’s extremely weak FOR A GUY. You are one lady-lookin’ dude. If I approached you from behind, I would say, “excuse me, ma’am”. You don’t see yourself as simply following a trend? Why do you hate your nuts?

It all boils down to what generation you’re coming from. Every single on of my friends wears skinny jeans and even skinnier shirts/clothes in general. It’s just how today’s youth dresses. All you old timers (anyone over 30 really) sees this as excessively feminine and unmanly.

Skinny jeans have been around since the 70’s. I totally admit that they’re a fad. Baggy cargo pants will probably come back, and then something else, and then skinny jeans again, and the cycle will continue. Having been around 240 pounds and then down to 150 and now 180, I have worn all styles of pants.

Skinny jeans are by far the most comfortable and simply look better. It’s a scientific fact. And yes, I look quite feminine, and am very weak. If these are traits by which we judge men, then I suppose I rank rather low among you all.

It’s just funny to me how some people react to skinny jeans. It’s like the ultimate unmanly thing to wear yet every guy I know wears them, and let me tell you, they’re a bunch of handsome motherfuckers. This is made clear by the above photo. Have you ever seen such stylishness before. Jesus I was fat in that picture. [/quote]

Please tell me you are a troll. Do you really think posters on a site called “Testosterone Nation” would approve of dressing in a feminine way?

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
ckallander wrote:
Professor X wrote:
That’s you?
Do you eat a lot of soy?

YES IT IS I! The skinny jean wearing freak of nature that none of you can seem to comprehend. It’s nearly 2010, skinny jeans are in, get over it. They only look about a million times better and feel more comfortable than any piece of shit baggy jeans I’ve ever worn. So much unneeded fabric.

Here are some more pics of my skinny jeans in various colors and various stupid facial expressions. I also used to be horribly obese so I wear these with pride you homophobic faggots.

Love,
Chris

Yeah…um…only gay guys or pseudo-gay-emo guys wear those. I think “your woman” is the token female all gay guys have before they truly realize poon is nasty and dick is where it’s at.[/quote]

That’s actually quite false. :slight_smile:

It seems that a lot of you equate skinny jeans with this idea. But honestly it isn’t your place to talk if you do not have any experience with any type of subculture (skinhead, metal, punk rock, psychobilly, etc).

Just so you know, there’s people who sleep in skinny jeans and have fights all the time, been in jail for stabbing someone, etc. I’m not saying this is a “manly” thing to do, I’m saying that a lot of people’s ideas here are skewed by some of those who wear skinny jeans.

The one reason I think ckallander is a huge douche bag, however, is because he said “it’s nearly 2010, skinny jeans are in, get over it” or something like that. So he’s of the type of people that suck in the “skinny jeans-wearing category”. These are the people that the scum bags that I mentioned above (who wear skinny jeans) stab.

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[quote]charlotte49er wrote:
CKallander you are my hero! These guys are getting so pissed over what type of jeans you wear. [/quote]

Yeah man I’m definitely gonna lose a lot of sleep tonight because I’m so mad about people wearing skinny jeans.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
Leave the interwebz. Go eat 30 sammiches and 5 gallons of milk. Then squat a barbell with some plates on it.
You can come back when you weigh more than I do.

Groan

Dude, you:

  1. are wearng skinny jeans and posting it on a website with the word testosterone in the title
  2. bragging that you are squatting in your skinny jeans
  3. have less muscular legs than a girl
  4. wearing fucking skinny jeans

I wouldn’t be surprised if you never come back here after this thread is done.[/quote]

You didn’t mention the fact that he is wering skinny jeans.

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[quote]CBear84 wrote:

There is absolutely no way you weigh 180lbs. None. at all. [/quote]

It’s the dang truth. I’ll email you a picture of my scale if you want. I was 185 when I weighed myself last week. This was with shoes on though. I’m almost entirely certain it’s fat. And to the guy who said I embody everything wrong with today’s modern world… well then the world is indeed fucked. Assholes like me lurk behind every corner.

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[quote]Buff_mailman wrote:
Have you ever ripped your skinny jeans squatting down to suck a dick?[/quote]

No, thank god, that would be embarrassing.

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[quote]ckallander wrote:
Buff_mailman wrote:
Have you ever ripped your skinny jeans squatting down to suck a dick?

No, thank god, that would be embarrassing.[/quote]

LOL

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

It only took like 25 posts…

Job well done folks, job well done.[/quote]

Ha It was a Saturday night and I had better things to do than get in an argument with a stranger on the internet. If that’s how you like to kick back on a Saturday night then fair play to you mate.

[quote]CPerfringens wrote:
To the OP, how heavy was the friend you were squatting, and was it girl or boy?[/quote]

My mate weighed 90kg and he was hung over my right shoulder so basically that side was taking all the weight hence the damage on the right side of the jeans. Pretty much a full olympic squat and I was surprised by how easy it was. I can only attribute that to my 513’s(RIP)

[quote]Professor X wrote:

WTF?

LOL!!!

What if your dick is black? It sure hasn’t made it look smaller.[/quote]

Black as in as black as the ace of spades as opposed to a shade of brown. No need to start developing a complex buddy:-)

[quote]KurtMondaugen wrote:

I’m not entirely sure you’ve seen the last of him. He seemed to derive some genuine entertainment or satisfaction from the trolling process, and loved to respond to every negative remark. Accusations of him lacking balls seemed to only make him happier with himself, as though he were superior just because he wouldn’t let himself get bothered or upset by insults.
I think by paying any attention to him at all, you’re actually giving him what he wants. Internet trolls can sustain themselves indefinitely on negative attention, as long as they know someone is reading what they’re trying to communicate.

If everyone learned to ignore such pathetic pandering for attention, we would probably see far fewer trolls.[/quote]

Believe me mate I haven’t got the time or energy to start trolling a forum. Scottish people revel in self deprecation so if a few folk want to have a laugh at my expense then so be it. Nothing to get worked up over.

[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
So I guess it’s safe to assume that Craig Ferguson is the only thing worthwhile to come out of Scotland? [/quote]

Ha along with television, penicillin, the telephone, buckfast and the Glasgow Kiss

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[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:

Ha It was a Saturday night and I had better things to do than get in an argument with a stranger on the internet. If that’s how you like to kick back on a Saturday night then fair play to you mate.
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Are you aware of these things we call time zones?

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[quote]red04 wrote:
Are you aware of these things we call time zones?
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Please mate. Let’s not insult each others intelligence here.