Never Wear Levi Slim Jeans While Squatting

best troll job i’ve seen in fucking ages

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Leave the interwebz. Go eat 30 sammiches and 5 gallons of milk. Then squat a barbell with some plates on it.
You can come back when you weigh more than I do. [/quote]

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I used to wear fucking makeup and even I think this kid is a faggot.

The other one might just be Scottish. I read Trainspotting. Them dudes is fucked up.

WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK.
SERIOUSLY.

Why the hell is everyone getting up in arms about fucking fashion? What pussy shit is going on when even X is raging on peoples choice of clothes? Seriously. I don’t think I could fit into those and don’t want to, but I could give a lot less of a shit if other people wear them. OH NOES, masculinity is dying :frowning: Yes this shit is funny, but a bunch of you guys seem to be getting pretty upset.

You sound like a bunch of women. Actually I take that back, most women I know aren’t this catty.

This thread smells like skinny trolls… and suckers en mass.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
The other one might just be Scottish. I read Trainspotting. Them dudes is fucked up.[/quote]

Thats a good book. You should check out The Acid House as well. The movie is excellent.

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
The other one might just be Scottish. I read Trainspotting. Them dudes is fucked up.

Thats a good book. You should check out The Acid House as well. The movie is excellent.
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I’ve heard Welsh’s other work is sub-par, but I’ll check it out.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
I’ve heard Welsh’s other work is sub-par, but I’ll check it out.[/quote]

That’s true. His most recent work has been poor to say the least. I’ve always considered him to be a one trick pony. How did you get on deciphering the dialect in Trainspotting?

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
I’ve heard Welsh’s other work is sub-par, but I’ll check it out.

That’s true. His most recent work has been poor to say the least. I’ve always considered him to be a one trick pony. How did you get on deciphering the dialect in Trainspotting?

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I picked it up pretty easily after a few pages, I didn’t even notice the phonetic spelling after a while. It really made the novel. It was strange, during the week or two I was reading the book, I swear I thought in a Scottish accent.

And I used the phrase ‘radge cunts’ a few times.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

WTF?

LOL!!!

What if your dick is black? It sure hasn’t made it look smaller.[/quote]

Maybe the colour does make it look smaller. How would you know? Perhaps in reality it’s really freaking huge, not just big.

[quote]The other Rob wrote:
WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK.
SERIOUSLY.

Why the hell is everyone getting up in arms about fucking fashion? What pussy shit is going on when even X is raging on peoples choice of clothes? Seriously. I don’t think I could fit into those and don’t want to, but I could give a lot less of a shit if other people wear them. OH NOES, masculinity is dying :frowning: Yes this shit is funny, but a bunch of you guys seem to be getting pretty upset.

You sound like a bunch of women. Actually I take that back, most women I know aren’t this catty.[/quote]

Dude, your normally more on the ball then this. It was a Saturday afternoon, and we were fucking around bullshitting, I was with my son all day and night. He wanted to play COD on the big TV and this place is more entertaining than watching him play Xbox.

It was a joke dude, well at least I was. I honestly don’t give a fuck about the weak of body and mind outside of the fact these two make my 11 year old look like Conan.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
The other Rob wrote:
WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK.
SERIOUSLY.

Why the hell is everyone getting up in arms about fucking fashion? What pussy shit is going on when even X is raging on peoples choice of clothes? Seriously. I don’t think I could fit into those and don’t want to, but I could give a lot less of a shit if other people wear them. OH NOES, masculinity is dying :frowning: Yes this shit is funny, but a bunch of you guys seem to be getting pretty upset.

You sound like a bunch of women. Actually I take that back, most women I know aren’t this catty.

Dude, your normally more on the ball then this. It was a Saturday afternoon, and we were fucking around bullshitting, I was with my son all day and night. He wanted to play COD on the big TV and this place is more entertaining than watching him play Xbox.

It was a joke dude, well at least I was. I honestly don’t give a fuck about the weak of body and mind outside of the fact these two make my 11 year old look like Conan. [/quote]

LOL for sure mate. You went into Google Image meltdown. I wouldn’t be surprised if you started jerking yourself off to your own insanity. Regardless you gave me a few laughs and I thank you for that.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
I picked it up pretty easily after a few pages, I didn’t even notice the phonetic spelling after a while. It really made the novel. It was strange, during the week or two I was reading the book, I swear I thought in a Scottish accent.

And I used the phrase ‘radge cunts’ a few times.[/quote]

LOL ‘cunt’ is a term of endearment in Scotland

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:

LOL for sure mate. You went into Google Image meltdown. I wouldn’t be surprised if you started jerking yourself off to your own insanity. Regardless you gave me a few laughs and I thank you for that.[/quote]

Was I speaking to you?

In case you were wondering, you & your emo boyfriend are the joke, not this thread.

Welcome to TN.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Was I speaking to you?

In case you were wondering, you & your emo boyfriend are the joke, not this thread.[/quote]

Wind yer neck in CountingBeans and have a nice big cup of getoveryourself:-)

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
The other Rob wrote:
WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK.
SERIOUSLY.

Why the hell is everyone getting up in arms about fucking fashion? What pussy shit is going on when even X is raging on peoples choice of clothes? Seriously. I don’t think I could fit into those and don’t want to, but I could give a lot less of a shit if other people wear them. OH NOES, masculinity is dying :frowning: Yes this shit is funny, but a bunch of you guys seem to be getting pretty upset.

You sound like a bunch of women. Actually I take that back, most women I know aren’t this catty.

Dude, your normally more on the ball then this. It was a Saturday afternoon, and we were fucking around bullshitting, I was with my son all day and night. He wanted to play COD on the big TV and this place is more entertaining than watching him play Xbox.

It was a joke dude, well at least I was. I honestly don’t give a fuck about the weak of body and mind outside of the fact these two make my 11 year old look like Conan. [/quote]

Like I’ve written already, it isn’t the fucking jeans. Some of these dudes seem to get off on looking like little girls (not even women, just very effeminate weaklings). I personally find it hilarious because they think its trendy.

Trendy is buying a new fucking coat with glitter on it or zippers all down the front.

Trendy is that brand new hairstyle with the waves or a brand new pair of never before seen Jordans so spotless you can see your own reflection in them.

Trendy is not taking your nuts, slicing them off with a societal meat clever and basically trying to look like Brittany Spears only without the tits and ass.

No one really gives a shit about trendy. I imagine more do give a shit that men are the least masculine today since they were wearing wigs and corsets while avoiding the sun for the extra pale look in the summer.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
The other Rob wrote:
WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK.
SERIOUSLY.

Why the hell is everyone getting up in arms about fucking fashion? What pussy shit is going on when even X is raging on peoples choice of clothes? Seriously. I don’t think I could fit into those and don’t want to, but I could give a lot less of a shit if other people wear them. OH NOES, masculinity is dying :frowning: Yes this shit is funny, but a bunch of you guys seem to be getting pretty upset.

You sound like a bunch of women. Actually I take that back, most women I know aren’t this catty.

Dude, your normally more on the ball then this. It was a Saturday afternoon, and we were fucking around bullshitting, I was with my son all day and night. He wanted to play COD on the big TV and this place is more entertaining than watching him play Xbox.

It was a joke dude, well at least I was. I honestly don’t give a fuck about the weak of body and mind outside of the fact these two make my 11 year old look like Conan.

Like I’ve written already, it isn’t the fucking jeans. Some of these dudes seem to get off on looking like little girls (not even women, just very effeminate weaklings). I personally find it hilarious because they think its trendy.

Trendy is buying a new fucking coat with glitter on it or zippers all down the front.

Trendy is that brand new hairstyle with the waves or a brand new pair of never before seen Jordans so spotless you can see your own reflection in them.

Trendy is not taking your nuts, slicing them off with a societal meat clever and basically trying to look like Brittany Spears only without the tits and ass.

No one really gives a shit about trendy. I imagine more do give a shit that men are the least masculine today since they were wearing wigs and corsets while avoiding the sun for the extra pale look in the summer.
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Didn’t TC just post an article about how much this irks him?

collarbones are IN baby!!

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
I picked it up pretty easily after a few pages, I didn’t even notice the phonetic spelling after a while. It really made the novel. It was strange, during the week or two I was reading the book, I swear I thought in a Scottish accent.

And I used the phrase ‘radge cunts’ a few times.

LOL ‘cunt’ is a term of endearment in Scotland

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Hell, that’s how I use it.

What’s not to love?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Like I’ve written already, it isn’t the fucking jeans. Some of these dudes seem to get off on looking like little girls (not even women, just very effeminate weaklings). I personally find it hilarious because they think its trendy.

Trendy is buying a new fucking coat with glitter on it or zippers all down the front.

Trendy is that brand new hairstyle with the waves or a brand new pair of never before seen Jordans so spotless you can see your own reflection in them.

Trendy is not taking your nuts, slicing them off with a societal meat clever and basically trying to look like Brittany Spears only without the tits and ass.

No one really gives a shit about trendy. I imagine more do give a shit that men are the least masculine today since they were wearing wigs and corsets while avoiding the sun for the extra pale look in the summer.

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I agree however a lot of these hipster emo types could construe that a site that actively promotes men to take photos of their well oiled torsos and post them could be ‘gay’.