Lolz @ “hair model.”
[quote]ckallander wrote:
Professor X wrote:
That’s you?
Do you eat a lot of soy?
YES IT IS I! The skinny jean wearing freak of nature that none of you can seem to comprehend. It’s nearly 2010, skinny jeans are in, get over it. They only look about a million times better and feel more comfortable than any piece of shit baggy jeans I’ve ever worn. So much unneeded fabric.
Here are some more pics of my skinny jeans in various colors and various stupid facial expressions. I also used to be horribly obese so I wear these with pride you homophobic faggots.
Love,
Chris
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Yeah…um…only gay guys or pseudo-gay-emo guys wear those. I think “your woman” is the token female all gay guys have before they truly realize poon is nasty and dick is where it’s at.
[quote]ckallander wrote:
It all boils down to what generation you’re coming from. Every single on of my friends wears skinny jeans and even skinnier shirts/clothes in general. It’s just how today’s youth dresses.
All you old timers (anyone over 30 really) sees this as excessively feminine and unmanly. Skinny jeans have been around since the 70’s. I totally admit that they’re a fad. Baggy cargo pants will probably come back, and then something else, and then skinny jeans again, and the cycle will continue.
Having been around 240 pounds and then down to 150 and now 180, I have worn all styles of pants. Skinny jeans are by far the most comfortable and simply look better. It’s a scientific fact. And yes, I look quite feminine, and am very weak. If these are traits by which we judge men, then I suppose I rank rather low among you all.
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Um, no. It depends on if you’re a man or not. The generation has nothing to do with it. You are a girly-man. There is no way, in ANY generation (including your own) that you are considered a MAN. So, here’s some advice.
Start wearing boxers and looser jeans so your balls, if they’re still there, can actually drop. Then come back and we MIGHT (and I say that with a HUGE amount of “MAYBE”) take you seriously.
EDIT: Skinny jeans do nothing for men but make their asses look flat and saggy, give them a muffin top, and scream “LOOK!!! I’m GAY!!!”
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
ckallander wrote:
Professor X wrote:
That’s you?
Do you eat a lot of soy?
YES IT IS I! The skinny jean wearing freak of nature that none of you can seem to comprehend. It’s nearly 2010, skinny jeans are in, get over it. They only look about a million times better and feel more comfortable than any piece of shit baggy jeans I’ve ever worn. So much unneeded fabric.
Here are some more pics of my skinny jeans in various colors and various stupid facial expressions. I also used to be horribly obese so I wear these with pride you homophobic faggots.
Love,
Chris
Yeah…um…only gay guys or pseudo-gay-emo guys wear those. I think “your woman” is the token female all gay guys have before they truly realize poon is nasty and dick is where it’s at.[/quote]
LMAO!!!
Guy I used to work with in a factory was emo (pretty sure. haircut, tattoos, piercings, matched the style). he lifted, and was pretty strong. Not huge, but not far from getting there. We had lots to talk about when I started lifting. Definitely an exception to the rule. Actually, he was a pretty happy guy. Just really insecure.
Chris, all of your defense mechanisms are making me nauseous. If I throw up my 5guys meal I will hold you responsible.
There is absolutely no way you weigh 180lbs. None. at all.
OP,
You have to leave the skinny jeans behind if you want to progress. Your future lies in cross-dressing…
Thread fail…too many levels…put out of its misery
You are everything that is wrong with our modern world, why is the divorce rate going up? lemme school you, real quick, there is no longer a greater level attraction between males and females, because so many modern “men” if you can call yourself that, are huge pussies,
girls are getting manlier( i.e independence, changes in attitudes), douche bags like are …(self explanatory by your pic) this is destroying all the polar attraction between guys and girls and you wonder why you and ur “girl” have no chemistry in bed…(you know its true) pussy
[quote]ckallander wrote:
Why you should wear skinny jeans: - YouTube
thats funny Ive never heard of scott rattler, and no i dont live under someones dick. any fag who wears skinny jeans should never kick a beer, because it resembles football’s kick return, and no football player EVER wears fuckin skiiny jeans. I think I wanna beat your ass now! Fuck I think I need a chaw.
If you have 27"+ legs, wear dickies work pants, get the blue ones, theyre comfy, stainproof, and will make lil skinny jean wearers fear you!
CKallander you are my hero! These guys are getting so pissed over what type of jeans you wear. It’s hilarious!! And then I guess they don’t understand the concept of sarcasm either. I only wish I could get these guys this pissed at me.
Seriously though who cares what kinda jeans anyone wears. Besides many of you have avatars of yourself in the mirror holding a cellphone, which is what 13 year old kids use as their facebook pic. Atleast this guy has friends to take pictures
This reminds me of earlier today, I just bought new pants for work. I bought 40x34 Relax fit Wrangler Boot Cut (loose in the waist), and the lady asked me if they are slim cut, when I came out to see if she thought they looked good. I laughed for obvious reasons.
To what I have to say to the OP, and the EMO kid. I would be embarrassed to admit if I wore skinny/slim fit jeans (which I can say I have never worn). It is the equivalent of admitting you wear an XS shirt on this site, it really isn’t something to be proud of.
I understand wearing tight jeans, I wear tight jeans (not skin tight, shit looks like bell bottoms), but have some shame. I mean if you wore regular cut and they were tight, then that would be respectable, but skinny? Have some damn self respect.
I understand the girls like the look of fitting jeans, but unless you want to pick up 12 year olds, skinny jeans is not what they want. If you actually want a woman, then jeans that fit right are the way, but get bigger and wear jeans that are not skin tight.
Respect,
-Brother
P.S. Grow some balls, because obviously it’s a circle of life thing, you don’t have enough balls to not do something because of what someone thinks. With that fact you wear skinny jeans keeping your balls from dropping. Circle of life, just think about it.
[quote]ckallander wrote:
dtheyer wrote:
ckallander is just here to troll… he doesn’t even lift weights. if he did, there would be no way in hell he could wear those jeans without SERIOUS chaffing/penis burn.
From my experience anyone can wear skinny jeans if you just go up in size. If you’re normally a 30-32 you can expect to be 34-36, or even 38 if your legs are beffy and strong. As far as the penis chaffing and burning the only thing I ever have to worry about is swamp ass. That and my balls sticking to my legs. [/quote]
Maybe in the low thirties the leg sizes change, but in order for me to get into “skinny” jeans I’d have to wear a 50 inch waist, and what the fuck would that do, wear an extra 14 inches of material around my ass so I look like I shit myself? Haha.
[quote]ckallander wrote:
Another for you tight pant hating assholes. Oh no, how can his dick breath? It breaths on bitches faces. That’s how.[/quote]
The “bitch” in that picture is what, 15?
Damn, you really are dapper in those jeans.
[quote]charlotte49er wrote:
CKallander you are my hero! These guys are getting so pissed over what type of jeans you wear. It’s hilarious!! And then I guess they don’t understand the concept of sarcasm either. I only wish I could get these guys this pissed at me.
Seriously though who cares what kinda jeans anyone wears. Besides many of you have avatars of yourself in the mirror holding a cellphone, which is what 13 year old kids use as their facebook pic. Atleast this guy has friends to take pictures[/quote]
Pissed? Not at all. Actually were all mocking at laughing at the whole concept of these skinny jeans and that there’s actually people putting up a defense on this trends behalf, be it a trolled incident or not. See most of us here have some decency to see it how it is and not sugar coat it.
Love how you retort to high school level insults when all else fails:. Man up you nancy boy or gtfo:D.
[quote]charlotte49er wrote:
CKallander you are my hero! These guys are getting so pissed over what type of jeans you wear. It’s hilarious!! And then I guess they don’t understand the concept of sarcasm either. I only wish I could get these guys this pissed at me.
Seriously though who cares what kinda jeans anyone wears. Besides many of you have avatars of yourself in the mirror holding a cellphone, which is what 13 year old kids use as their facebook pic. Atleast this guy has friends to take pictures[/quote]
Yah dude. I’m absolutely paralyzed with laughter over here - he should’ve totally been squatting in Diesel.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
If I throw up my 5guys meal I will hold you responsible.
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You ate 5 guys?
There is a huge difference between tight jeans and skinny jeans. I wear tight jeans. The same make and model as my father before me, and his father before him and the whole line of my people back to the beginning. Lo they do call to me. Lo they do bid me to take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave shall live forever…
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
charlotte49er wrote:
CKallander you are my hero! These guys are getting so pissed over what type of jeans you wear. It’s hilarious!! And then I guess they don’t understand the concept of sarcasm either. I only wish I could get these guys this pissed at me.
Seriously though who cares what kinda jeans anyone wears. Besides many of you have avatars of yourself in the mirror holding a cellphone, which is what 13 year old kids use as their facebook pic. Atleast this guy has friends to take pictures
Pissed? Not at all. Actually were all mocking at laughing at the whole concept of these skinny jeans and that there’s actually people putting up a defense on this trends behalf, be it a trolled incident or not. See most of us here have some decency to see it how it is and not sugar coat it.
Love how you retort to high school level insults when all else fails:. Man up you nancy boy or gtfo:D.[/quote]
Agreed. Who’s pissed?
I just find it funny that I can no longer tell who is a guy and who is a girl. It makes introductions very difficult. If these “mighty morphin’ nut hugger pants rangers” have cross gender names like “Jordan” or ‘Billi’ you might as well give up figuring it out without a blood test.
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Professor X wrote:
Agreed. Who’s pissed?
I just find it funny that I can no longer tell who is a guy and who is a girl. It makes introductions very difficult. If these “mighty morphin’ nut hugger pants rangers” have cross gender names like “Jordan” or ‘Billi’ you might as well give up figuring it out without a blood test.[/quote]
LOL. You’ve just reminded me of the test they did in The Thing:
Will this become mandatory for future members?
If you manage to put your calve through those jeans, you’re too small… (says the small guy).