Do you at least wear the skinny jeans to get pussy? Because Men change styles for one reason: Pussy. At least answer that for me.
And your hair? Why not get a haircut? That way you don’t have to worry about putting gel in your hair or teasing it. Whatever it is you do.
And if you’re really training, I wish you the best. [/quote]
Pussy is a residual benefit from skinny jeans, I wear them because I like them personally. And I have since cut my hair however I put absolutely no product in my hair EVER. I don’t even dry it off. I used to hair model… it’s that good.
No, it’s extremely weak FOR A GUY. You are one lady-lookin’ dude. If I approached you from behind, I would say, “excuse me, ma’am”. You don’t see yourself as simply following a trend? Why do you hate your nuts?
It all boils down to what generation you’re coming from. Every single on of my friends wears skinny jeans and even skinnier shirts/clothes in general. It’s just how today’s youth dresses. All you old timers (anyone over 30 really) sees this as excessively feminine and unmanly. Skinny jeans have been around since the 70’s. I totally admit that they’re a fad. Baggy cargo pants will probably come back, and then something else, and then skinny jeans again, and the cycle will continue. Having been around 240 pounds and then down to 150 and now 180, I have worn all styles of pants. Skinny jeans are by far the most comfortable and simply look better. It’s a scientific fact. And yes, I look quite feminine, and am very weak. If these are traits by which we judge men, then I suppose I rank rather low among you all.
It’s just funny to me how some people react to skinny jeans. It’s like the ultimate unmanly thing to wear yet every guy I know wears them, and let me tell you, they’re a bunch of handsome motherfuckers. This is made clear by the above photo. Have you ever seen such stylishness before. Jesus I was fat in that picture. [/quote]
Don’t speak for a generation, you’re a subculture; There are a lot more 20-somethings (including myself) who do not wear skinny jeans than there are those who do.
[quote]dtheyer wrote:
ckallander is just here to troll… he doesn’t even lift weights. if he did, there would be no way in hell he could wear those jeans without SERIOUS chaffing/penis burn.[/quote]
From my experience anyone can wear skinny jeans if you just go up in size. If you’re normally a 30-32 you can expect to be 34-36, or even 38 if your legs are beffy and strong. As far as the penis chaffing and burning the only thing I ever have to worry about is swamp ass. That and my balls sticking to my legs.
Do you at least wear the skinny jeans to get pussy? Because Men change styles for one reason: Pussy. At least answer that for me.
And your hair? Why not get a haircut? That way you don’t have to worry about putting gel in your hair or teasing it. Whatever it is you do.
And if you’re really training, I wish you the best.
Pussy is a residual benefit from skinny jeans, I wear them because I like them personally. And I have since cut my hair however I put absolutely no product in my hair EVER. I don’t even dry it off. I used to hair model… it’s that good. [/quote]
So you like the nut huggers? Well, ok. Best of luck to you.
[quote]ckallander wrote:
. . . It’s just how today’s youth dresses. All you old timers (anyone over 30 really) sees this as excessively feminine and unmanly. . .[/quote]
I’m 19, and in college. Shit looks stupid. Almost none of my friends dress like that.
No, it’s extremely weak FOR A GUY. You are one lady-lookin’ dude. If I approached you from behind, I would say, “excuse me, ma’am”. You don’t see yourself as simply following a trend? Why do you hate your nuts?
It all boils down to what generation you’re coming from. Every single on of my friends wears skinny jeans and even skinnier shirts/clothes in general. It’s just how today’s youth dresses. All you old timers (anyone over 30 really) sees this as excessively feminine and unmanly. Skinny jeans have been around since the 70’s. I totally admit that they’re a fad. Baggy cargo pants will probably come back, and then something else, and then skinny jeans again, and the cycle will continue. Having been around 240 pounds and then down to 150 and now 180, I have worn all styles of pants. Skinny jeans are by far the most comfortable and simply look better. It’s a scientific fact. And yes, I look quite feminine, and am very weak. If these are traits by which we judge men, then I suppose I rank rather low among you all.
It’s just funny to me how some people react to skinny jeans. It’s like the ultimate unmanly thing to wear yet every guy I know wears them, and let me tell you, they’re a bunch of handsome motherfuckers. This is made clear by the above photo. Have you ever seen such stylishness before. Jesus I was fat in that picture. [/quote]
It isn’t the jeans, “guy”, it’s YOU. You look like a girl and are apparently as strong as one as well…but are ok with this. That may be fine in and of itself, but you are on a website titled “testosterone” and are unsure as to why you stand as a true physical manifestation of what most of us should be running from as a goal?
You thought male traits didn’t refer to appearance and actions at all?
No, I doubt that should some tragedy occur, anyone will turn to you for guidance as the Alpha Male. In fact, they might leave you behind due to all of the crying and curling up into a ball after the fact.
I love this thread. I nearly wet myself laughing. Then I was thinking, why would someone who looked like one of the Jonas Brothers be part of this forum? I came up with two reasons.
1/ He knows he looks like one of those vampire actors without the makeup but wants to change and look like Branch Warren totally shreedded two days out from the Sandow.
2/ He does not want to change but likes to hang around with guys who look like Branch Warren totally shredded two days out from the Sandow.
[quote]Triceptaurus wrote:
I love this thread. I nearly wet myself laughing. Then I was thinking, why would someone who looked like one of the Jonas Brothers be part of this forum? I came up with two reasons.
1/ He knows he looks like one of those vampire actors without the makeup but wants to change and look like Branch Warren totally shreedded two days out from the Sandow.
2/ He does not want to change but likes to hang around with guys who look like Branch Warren totally shredded two days out from the Sandow.
The latter is disturbing. The former is laudable.[/quote]
It’s because I love learning about weight lifting. Interacting with like minded individuals is fun, even if they don’t get my humor or agree with my choice of clothing, and absolutely shit on my strength level (or lack there of) while simultaneously complimenting my appeanrs with terms like “femenine” and “girlish.” Plus everyone else is really inspiring to me.
[quote]ckallander wrote:
Triceptaurus wrote:
I love this thread. I nearly wet myself laughing. Then I was thinking, why would someone who looked like one of the Jonas Brothers be part of this forum? I came up with two reasons.
1/ He knows he looks like one of those vampire actors without the makeup but wants to change and look like Branch Warren totally shreedded two days out from the Sandow.
2/ He does not want to change but likes to hang around with guys who look like Branch Warren totally shredded two days out from the Sandow.
The latter is disturbing. The former is laudable.
It’s because I love learning about weight lifting. Interacting with like minded individuals is fun, even if they don’t get my humor or agree with my choice of clothing, and absolutely shit on my strength level (or lack there of) while simultaneously complimenting my appeanrs with terms like “femenine” and “girlish.” Plus everyone else is really inspiring to me.[/quote]
LOL…let people wear what they want…Ive seen some really fat guys in skinny jeans…not a pretty sight…back when I worked @ abercrombie in college very few of us could fit in the Baxters…AFs version of skinny jeans we always made fun of emm thought it was funny