[quote]ckallander wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Your girlfriend has a bigger penis that you doesn’t she? It’s okay you can admit it.
Yes and it’s glorious. [/quote]
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[quote]Hyena wrote:
ckallander wrote:
Another for you tight pant hating assholes. Oh no, how can his dick breath? It breaths on bitches faces. That’s how.
I’m sorry, you cannot sound tough when you post faggot pictures like this. I take that back. I’m not sorry. Who wears red pants in the first place? (other than ronnie, who is exempt from the “no dumb clothes” rule) Wearing skinny jeans and trying to sound tough is 100% oxymoron. “I wear bitch clothes, but you better watch out, cuz I’m one tough cookie!”[/quote]
[quote]ckallander wrote:
DF85 wrote:
ckallander
How much do you squat? Dead? Bench?
Why are you on this site?
T Nation has gone stright to hell.
All my lifts are indeed pathetic as I have just procured and begun “Starting Strength.” The book really motivated me to start lifting. I’ve been on it about a month so far these are the results.
Squat: 100-200
Bench: 100-160
Deadlift: 135-250
Not bad progress but horrible weak compared to strength standards on this site and those outlined in Rippetoe’s books. [/quote]
Get your squat to 315 ass to grass asap. Maybe then will you be on the way to redeeming yourself since no skinny jeans will fit you.
[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:
Your avatar confuses me.
At first glance, or for that matter after more glances, it appears that you are sitting on the toilet.
However, why are you playing drums (apparently) on the toilet?
And why do you have the snare drum – I guess that is what it is – on your right side, when using your right hand to play it?
And why does your snare drum appear to be on a toilet?
And why – I mean, I’m glad you are, but why – are you wearing your underwear in the “up” position while sitting on the toilet? Doesn’t work too well.
Or if it’s not underwear, then just damn… that picture is even more swishy than the rest of your pics.[/quote]
The internet wins again
ok, I’m done for now
[quote]jahall wrote:
ckallander wrote:
…you homophobic faggots.
Please tell me someone caught that.[/quote]
Yes. And it was hilarious.
Class of '09 delivers once again.
End this hipster faggotry.
[quote]ckallander wrote:
DF85 wrote:
ckallander
How much do you squat? Dead? Bench?
Why are you on this site?
T Nation has gone stright to hell.
All my lifts are indeed pathetic as I have just procured and begun “Starting Strength.” The book really motivated me to start lifting. I’ve been on it about a month so far these are the results.
Squat: 100-200
Bench: 100-160
Deadlift: 135-250
Not bad progress but horrible weak compared to strength standards on this site and those outlined in Rippetoe’s books. [/quote]
No, it’s extremely weak FOR A GUY. You are one lady-lookin’ dude. If I approached you from behind, I would say, “excuse me, ma’am”. You don’t see yourself as simply following a trend? Why do you hate your nuts?
[quote]ckallander wrote:
iamthewolf wrote:
man, even when i weighed 130lbs 510’s didn’t fit my legs. just how skinny are you?
One of my faggotish pics my woman takes all the time. I am about 175-180 here. Those pants are 30/32 510’s. So comfortable.[/quote]
I’m a 185-190, and I wear relaxed-fit 34’s. My PRPS’s, which have one of the baggier mass-market fits, sit tight. How fucking tall must YOU be!?
Tool box - eat something and lift some weights. Skinny jeans. . . . Really? . . . . . Really?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
No, it’s extremely weak FOR A GUY. You are one lady-lookin’ dude. If I approached you from behind, I would say, “excuse me, ma’am”. You don’t see yourself as simply following a trend? Why do you hate your nuts?[/quote]
It all boils down to what generation you’re coming from. Every single on of my friends wears skinny jeans and even skinnier shirts/clothes in general. It’s just how today’s youth dresses. All you old timers (anyone over 30 really) sees this as excessively feminine and unmanly. Skinny jeans have been around since the 70’s. I totally admit that they’re a fad. Baggy cargo pants will probably come back, and then something else, and then skinny jeans again, and the cycle will continue. Having been around 240 pounds and then down to 150 and now 180, I have worn all styles of pants. Skinny jeans are by far the most comfortable and simply look better. It’s a scientific fact. And yes, I look quite feminine, and am very weak. If these are traits by which we judge men, then I suppose I rank rather low among you all.
It’s just funny to me how some people react to skinny jeans. It’s like the ultimate unmanly thing to wear yet every guy I know wears them, and let me tell you, they’re a bunch of handsome motherfuckers. This is made clear by the above photo. Have you ever seen such stylishness before. Jesus I was fat in that picture.
It’s nice to have jeans that fit properly, but if I wanted to wear something that tight, I’d wear running pants or tights. I like to be able to lift my knee up to at least waist level, which is obviously something you couldn’t do in those jeans. If so, then your legs are just really small. Even when I was running 60 - 70 miles a week in college, I couldn’t go below straight fit jeans.
Yes, I’d say you added those pics to piss people off; however, I don’t think those pics are the proper way to do it. I’d suggest posting some pics of squatting in those jeans instead, maybe with your girlfriend’s underwear on for good measure, showing off your tramp stamp, that’d probably do the trick.
I guess what I’m asking indirectly is, “Why do you, and others, feel the need to post this ridiculous stuff on a bodybuilding and strength training site?”
[quote]ckallander wrote:
Jesus I was skinny-fat in that picture. [/quote]
Fixed that for ya.
goddamn!
let’s start the revolution!!!
CARGO,CARGO,CARGO
[quote]ckallander wrote:
Professor X wrote:
No, it’s extremely weak FOR A GUY. You are one lady-lookin’ dude. If I approached you from behind, I would say, “excuse me, ma’am”. You don’t see yourself as simply following a trend? Why do you hate your nuts?
It all boils down to what generation you’re coming from. Every single on of my friends wears skinny jeans and even skinnier shirts/clothes in general. It’s just how today’s youth dresses. All you old timers (anyone over 30 really) sees this as excessively feminine and unmanly. Skinny jeans have been around since the 70’s. I totally admit that they’re a fad. Baggy cargo pants will probably come back, and then something else, and then skinny jeans again, and the cycle will continue. Having been around 240 pounds and then down to 150 and now 180, I have worn all styles of pants. Skinny jeans are by far the most comfortable and simply look better. It’s a scientific fact. And yes, I look quite feminine, and am very weak. If these are traits by which we judge men, then I suppose I rank rather low among you all.
It’s just funny to me how some people react to skinny jeans. It’s like the ultimate unmanly thing to wear yet every guy I know wears them, and let me tell you, they’re a bunch of handsome motherfuckers. This is made clear by the above photo. Have you ever seen such stylishness before. Jesus I was fat in that picture. [/quote]
Do you at least wear the skinny jeans to get pussy? Because Men change styles for one reason: Pussy. At least answer that for me.
And your hair? Why not get a haircut? That way you don’t have to worry about putting gel in your hair or teasing it. Whatever it is you do.
And if you’re really training, I wish you the best.
ckallander is just here to troll… he doesn’t even lift weights. if he did, there would be no way in hell he could wear those jeans without SERIOUS chaffing/penis burn.
[quote]ckallander wrote:
And yes, I look quite feminine, and am very weak. If these are traits by which we judge men, then I suppose I rank rather low among you all.
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You just made everyone’s argument against you being masculine for them. I think intelligence and being able to formulate a cogent argument are male traits, also.