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Dude, you look like a Jonas Brother. [/quote]
Even worse!..He looks like a Jonas brother fan!
How old is that girl he’s bragging about?..She looks about eleventeen
[quote]ckallander wrote:
Another for you tight pant hating assholes. Oh no, how can his dick breath? It breaths on bitches faces. That’s how.[/quote]
I’m sorry, you cannot sound tough when you post faggot pictures like this. I take that back. I’m not sorry. Who wears red pants in the first place? (other than ronnie, who is exempt from the “no dumb clothes” rule) Wearing skinny jeans and trying to sound tough is 100% oxymoron. “I wear bitch clothes, but you better watch out, cuz I’m one tough cookie!”
Skinny jeans are only acceptable if they actually happen to be relaxed fit jeans that just have trouble fitting over your enormous sticks.
[quote]Hyena wrote:
ckallander wrote:
Another for you tight pant hating assholes. Oh no, how can his dick breath? It breaths on bitches faces. That’s how.
I’m sorry, you cannot sound tough when you post faggot pictures like this. I take that back. I’m not sorry. Who wears red pants in the first place? (other than ronnie, who is exempt from the “no dumb clothes” rule) Wearing skinny jeans and trying to sound tough is 100% oxymoron. “I wear bitch clothes, but you better watch out, cuz I’m one tough cookie!”[/quote]
Careful bro. If you antagonize him, he might kick your ass…Oh, wait. He can’t lift his leg that high because his jeans are too damn skinny.
I’m guessing no one here has any friends in the subculture scene. Skinheads, punks, etc.
But the people I can’t stand are hipsters, which ckallander reminds me of. You probably like shitty music, right? Correct me if I’m wrong, seriously.
[quote]Hyena wrote:
I’m sorry, you cannot sound tough when you post faggot pictures like this. I take that back. I’m not sorry. Who wears red pants in the first place? (other than ronnie, who is exempt from the “no dumb clothes” rule) Wearing skinny jeans and trying to sound tough is 100% oxymoron. “I wear bitch clothes, but you better watch out, cuz I’m one tough cookie!”[/quote]
Clearly you guys don’t have a sense a humor. Judging from the picture above, I do. Look at the man love going on here, brotastic.
[quote]Hyena wrote:
ckallander wrote:
Another for you tight pant hating assholes. Oh no, how can his dick breath? It breaths on bitches faces. That’s how.
I’m sorry, you cannot sound tough when you post faggot pictures like this. I take that back. I’m not sorry. Who wears red pants in the first place? (other than ronnie, who is exempt from the “no dumb clothes” rule) Wearing skinny jeans and trying to sound tough is 100% oxymoron. “I wear bitch clothes, but you better watch out, cuz I’m one tough cookie!”[/quote]
LOL
I knew dudes who wore actual women’s jeans back when I was in high school (2003-04). They would kick this wannabe faggot’s ass. Before this “fad” started and before clothing companies sold skinny jeans, punk/screemo (or whatever) dudes wore women’s shit, but they would stomp your face in if you made fun of them. You had to be that tough then because you deffiantely stood out. Nowadays kids like this wear this shit to fit in with their crybaby friends and so they can get birds of course.
Ok, so Ckallander just supplied me with a full week’s dose of both fail and stupidity; Now I can feel socially intelligent by comparison.
Posting on a site named after testosterone about skinny jeans and starting flame wars = GREAT IDEA
Edit: You just pictured a pic of yourself pre-emptivly dry-humping another guy after everyone is telling you off, forget wood, that’s like throwing fucking octane on the fire.
[quote]ckallander wrote:
Professor X wrote:
That’s you?
Do you eat a lot of soy?
YES IT IS I! The skinny jean wearing freak of nature that none of you can seem to comprehend. It’s nearly 2010, skinny jeans are in, get over it. They only look about a million times better and feel more comfortable than any piece of shit baggy jeans I’ve ever worn. So much unneeded fabric. Here are some more pics of my skinny jeans in various colors and various stupid facial expressions. I also used to be horribly obese so I wear these with pride you homophobic faggots.
Love,
Chris
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Lol this can’t be real. You’re just another little puppet following a “fad”. Another trend will come again and you’ll also jump on that little wagon. It’s not about us being “homophobic”. That looked started off mainly for women!!! I don’t mind them that much on chics. Yet it’s god awful on any guy. Might as well cut the remaining bit of your masculinity off. Well the skinny jeans probably cut circulation off to that area anyways.
Lol and any jeans with prolonged use with these Health risks including blood clots, bladder and yeast infections, digestive problems and even infertility. . Are a big no no and I don’t fuckin care how “in” they are. I’ll gladly stick to boot cut loose fitting jeans. They just look and feel right:D
[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
ThirdUncle wrote:
Professor X wrote:
ckallander wrote:
iamthewolf wrote:
man, even when i weighed 130lbs 510’s didn’t fit my legs. just how skinny are you?
One of my faggotish pics my woman takes all the time. I am about 175-180 here. Those pants are 30/32 510’s. So comfortable.
That’s you?
Do you eat a lot of soy?
Lol.
Also, I find it funny how OP was criticized for wearing skinny pants, and for even mentioning that he does. But he proceeded to say that the ripped jeans had been replaced by ‘slim’ black trousers, as if ‘slim’ is a huge step up from ‘skinny’.
Ha you’re sharp. What’s worse is that black makes your legs appear even slimmer. That’s why you don’t get black condoms
WTF?
LOL!!!
What if your dick is black? It sure hasn’t made it look smaller.
LMAO. You beat me to it X.
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That is a very good point and I have never thought about it that way.
Maybe if you wear stripes?
It would look like a Zebra.
I can’t wait for this emo cross dressing bithcing and crying TREND to fucking DIE. FAGGOTS.
Your avatar confuses me.
At first glance, or for that matter after more glances, it appears that you are sitting on the toilet.
However, why are you playing drums (apparently) on the toilet?
And why do you have the snare drum – I guess that is what it is – on your right side, when using your right hand to play it?
And why does your snare drum appear to be on a toilet?
And why – I mean, I’m glad you are, but why – are you wearing your underwear in the “up” position while sitting on the toilet? Doesn’t work too well.
Or if it’s not underwear, then just damn… that picture is even more swishy than the rest of your pics.
ckallander
How much do you squat? Dead? Bench?
Why are you on this site?
T-Nation has gone stright to hell.
[quote]ckallander wrote:
…you homophobic faggots.[/quote]
Please tell me someone caught that.
[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:
Your avatar confuses me.
At first glance, or for that matter after more glances, it appears that you are sitting on the toilet.
However, why are you playing drums (apparently) on the toilet?
And why do you have the snare drum – I guess that is what it is – on your right side, when using your right hand to play it?
And why does your snare drum appear to be on a toilet?
And why – I mean, I’m glad you are, but why – are you wearing your underwear in the “up” position while sitting on the toilet? Doesn’t work too well.
Or if it’s not underwear, then just damn… that picture is even more swishy than the rest of your pics.[/quote]
My former girlfriend took this picture standing on my bed while I drummed on my practice pads. It looks “swishy” as shit which is why I posted it.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Leave the interwebz. Go eat 30 sammiches and 5 gallons of milk. Then squat a barbell with some plates on it.
You can come back when you weigh more than I do. [/quote]
LOL
[quote]DF85 wrote:
ckallander
How much do you squat? Dead? Bench?
Why are you on this site?
T Nation has gone stright to hell.[/quote]
All my lifts are indeed pathetic as I have just procured and begun “Starting Strength.” The book really motivated me to start lifting. I’ve been on it about a month so far these are the results.
Squat: 100-200
Bench: 100-160
Deadlift: 135-250
Not bad progress but horrible weak compared to strength standards on this site and those outlined in Rippetoe’s books.
[quote]ckallander wrote:
Bill Roberts wrote:
Your avatar confuses me.
At first glance, or for that matter after more glances, it appears that you are sitting on the toilet.
However, why are you playing drums (apparently) on the toilet?
And why do you have the snare drum – I guess that is what it is – on your right side, when using your right hand to play it?
And why does your snare drum appear to be on a toilet?
And why – I mean, I’m glad you are, but why – are you wearing your underwear in the “up” position while sitting on the toilet? Doesn’t work too well.
Or if it’s not underwear, then just damn… that picture is even more swishy than the rest of your pics.
My former girlfriend took this picture standing on my bed while I drummed on my practice pads. It looks “swishy” as shit which is why I posted it.
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Your girlfriend has a bigger penis that you doesn’t she? It’s okay you can admit it.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Your girlfriend has a bigger penis that you doesn’t she? It’s okay you can admit it.
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Yes and it’s glorious.