Never Wear Levi Slim Jeans While Squatting

[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Skinny jeans are for homos. Grow a set OP.[/quote]

He does have to grow another set, since he smothered his last pair from wearing those pants.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
There’s only so many times you can rape google images to get a cheap pop

But it’s the best place to find poonius…[/quote]

That’s hot. Anybody know how a brother can get in contact with her? LOL

[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:

A prime example of why masculinity is dying at an alarming rate - watering down your manhood for “poon”. You’ve lost control of yourself in order to get something that anyone can get by simply being himself. [/quote]

Good call.

[quote]lewhitehurst wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
There’s only so many times you can rape google images to get a cheap pop

But it’s the best place to find poonius…

That’s hot. Anybody know how a brother can get in contact with her? LOL[/quote]

I fear your pants are not tight enough for her maxius poonius…

She only like the tightest of tight, plus black make your penis look smaller

[quote]Liv92 wrote:
lewhitehurst wrote:

A prime example of why masculinity is dying at an alarming rate - watering down your manhood for “poon”. You’ve lost control of yourself in order to get something that anyone can get by simply being himself.

Good call. [/quote]

x2

Very good call indeed lewhitehurst

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

I wouldn’t be surprised if you never come back here after this thread is done.[/quote]

It only took like 25 posts…

Job well done folks, job well done.

[quote]ckallander wrote:
iamthewolf wrote:

man, even when i weighed 130lbs 510’s didn’t fit my legs. just how skinny are you?

One of my faggotish pics my woman takes all the time. I am about 175-180 here. Those pants are 30/32 510’s. So comfortable.[/quote]

You must have one of the smallest dick’s this world has ever seen to be able to fit "comfortably into those.

I had a really thin kid in my math class last year wear jeans like that and every fucking day you could clearly see his micro dick outline, I felt sorry for the poor kid.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
countingbeans wrote:

I wouldn’t be surprised if you never come back here after this thread is done.

It only took like 25 posts…

Job well done folks, job well done.[/quote]

hahaha

I like your new avatar Iron Dwarf, very “soviet” & powerful!

To the OP, how heavy was the friend you were squatting, and was it girl or boy?

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
countingbeans wrote:

I wouldn’t be surprised if you never come back here after this thread is done.

It only took like 25 posts…

Job well done folks, job well done.[/quote]

I’m not entirely sure you’ve seen the last of him. He seemed to derive some genuine entertainment or satisfaction from the trolling process, and loved to respond to every negative remark. Accusations of him lacking balls seemed to only make him happier with himself, as though he were superior just because he wouldn’t let himself get bothered or upset by insults.
I think by paying any attention to him at all, you’re actually giving him what he wants. Internet trolls can sustain themselves indefinitely on negative attention, as long as they know someone is reading what they’re trying to communicate.

If everyone learned to ignore such pathetic pandering for attention, we would probably see far fewer trolls.

So I guess it’s safe to assume that Craig Ferguson is the only thing worthwhile to come out of Scotland?

[quote]KurtMondaugen wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
countingbeans wrote:

I wouldn’t be surprised if you never come back here after this thread is done.

It only took like 25 posts…

Job well done folks, job well done.

I’m not entirely sure you’ve seen the last of him. He seemed to derive some genuine entertainment or satisfaction from the trolling process, and loved to respond to every negative remark. Accusations of him lacking balls seemed to only make him happier with himself, as though he were superior just because he wouldn’t let himself get bothered or upset by insults.
I think by paying any attention to him at all, you’re actually giving him what he wants. Internet trolls can sustain themselves indefinitely on negative attention, as long as they know someone is reading what they’re trying to communicate.

If everyone learned to ignore such pathetic pandering for attention, we would probably see far fewer trolls.[/quote]

But you just typing that post out, also gave him what he wanted.

Squatting in skinny jeans really???
Dude kill yourself

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Haha whatever floats your boat my man

Russell pulls maximus poonius because he is a dandy who blurs the lines of sexuality. Birds seem to love that shit so you may as well use the tools at your disposal. If it calls for breaking out the 513s then so be it:-)

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You and ckallander are fags.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
That’s you?
Do you eat a lot of soy?[/quote]

YES IT IS I! The skinny jean wearing freak of nature that none of you can seem to comprehend. It’s nearly 2010, skinny jeans are in, get over it. They only look about a million times better and feel more comfortable than any piece of shit baggy jeans I’ve ever worn. So much unneeded fabric. Here are some more pics of my skinny jeans in various colors and various stupid facial expressions. I also used to be horribly obese so I wear these with pride you homophobic faggots.

Love,
Chris

Another for you tight pant hating assholes. Oh no, how can his dick breath? It breaths on bitches faces. That’s how.

Too bad OP can’t squat down to pick up the nutsack he dropped, otherwise he might rip another pair of skinny jeans. Then he might not be able to pull in the “birds” for some “poon.” I’m not sure if I used these two words correctly in a sentence because they both contain a high level of douchebaggery and Fail.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Squatting in jeans is only acceptable… like this.

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Even in this situation, she’d be better not wearing those jeans or anything for that matter.

[quote]ckallander wrote:
Another for you tight pant hating assholes. Oh no, how can his dick breath? It breaths on bitches faces. That’s how.[/quote]

Dude, you look like a Jonas Brother.

[quote]ckallander wrote:
Another for you tight pant hating assholes. Oh no, how can his dick breath? It breaths on bitches faces. That’s how.[/quote]

We all know that getting in a picture with a girl means you automatically fucked them right?