[quote]ThirdUncle wrote:
Professor X wrote:
ckallander wrote:
iamthewolf wrote:
man, even when i weighed 130lbs 510’s didn’t fit my legs. just how skinny are you?
One of my faggotish pics my woman takes all the time. I am about 175-180 here. Those pants are 30/32 510’s. So comfortable.
That’s you?
Do you eat a lot of soy?
Lol.
Also, I find it funny how OP was criticized for wearing skinny pants, and for even mentioning that he does. But he proceeded to say that the ripped jeans had been replaced by ‘slim’ black trousers, as if ‘slim’ is a huge step up from ‘skinny’.
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Ha you’re sharp. What’s worse is that black makes your legs appear even slimmer. That’s why you don’t get black condoms
man, even when i weighed 130lbs 510’s didn’t fit my legs. just how skinny are you?
One of my faggotish pics my woman takes all the time. I am about 175-180 here. Those pants are 30/32 510’s. So comfortable.[/quote]
I hope you know that it’s only a matter of time until people start using your pic as the base for those fail pics with the black border and white letters. Congrats for being one of the softest looking ‘guys’ here though.
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
To be fair the fine levi’s I was sporting were 513’s which fall into the slim category. Practically had to spray them on though. They’ve been replaced with some slim H&M black trousers which I intend to wear tonight as I paint the town red.
Wait…guys “paint the town red”?
It’s a Scottish term for partying
we know what it means, it’s just a stupid expression.
K can you guys please just tell me why on earth you’d want to wear suck tight jeans? Besides besides the obvious that is: showing that you don’t have any decent leg size, you kinda want to look like a girl and the fact that they will crush your nuts…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
tjamesdavis wrote:
Now i hate baggy pants, i hate them. I think they look sloppy. But holy crap man, how the hell can any man fit into those slim jeans, and why would anybody want to? Asides from looking lame, there is no way in hell those things are comfortable. You gotta let your junk breathe man! If my junk is restricted I am not a happy camper and those around me will experience my wrath!
here you go…[/quote]
while i don’t like low-yoke jeans, and those things look ridiculously stupid, i do have to at least applaud their originality. i have never seen something quite like them before, and don’t need to again.
[quote]Dwigs wrote:
K can you guys please just tell me why on earth you’d want to wear suck tight jeans? Besides besides the obvious that is: showing that you don’t have any decent leg size, you kinda want to look like a girl and the fact that they will crush your nuts…
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The birds seem to love them mate. Shows that a guy doesn’t give a rats ass what anyone thinks of them. That’s how Russell Brand pulls some serious poon.
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Dwigs wrote:
K can you guys please just tell me why on earth you’d want to wear suck tight jeans? Besides besides the obvious that is: showing that you don’t have any decent leg size, you kinda want to look like a girl and the fact that they will crush your nuts…
The birds seem to love them mate. Shows that a guy doesn’t give a rats ass what anyone thinks of them. That’s how Russell Brand pulls some serious poon.
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You use the words “bird” and “poon” in sentences and are serious? The last “poon” you saw was the ones that whalers throw in giant fish.
this guy gets laid, if he does, because he is in movies, not because he looks like an asshole
[quote]countingbeans wrote:]You use the words “bird” and “poon” in sentences and are serious? The last “poon” you saw was the ones that whalers throw in giant fish.
this guy gets laid, if he does, because he is in movies, not because he looks like an asshole
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Haha whatever floats your boat my man
Russell pulls maximus poonius because he is a dandy who blurs the lines of sexuality. Birds seem to love that shit so you may as well use the tools at your disposal. If it calls for breaking out the 513s then so be it:-)
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
countingbeans wrote:]You use the words “bird” and “poon” in sentences and are serious? The last “poon” you saw was the ones that whalers throw in giant fish.
this guy gets laid, if he does, because he is in movies, not because he looks like an asshole
Haha whatever floats your boat my man
Russell pulls maximus poonius because he is a dandy who blurs the lines of sexuality. Birds seem to love that shit so you may as well use the tools at your disposal. If it calls for breaking out the 513s then so be it:-)
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This is the only poonius your dumbass is pulling…
I fucking feel bad for single women if this is the flamer bullshit they have to put up with these days
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
ThirdUncle wrote:
Professor X wrote:
ckallander wrote:
iamthewolf wrote:
man, even when i weighed 130lbs 510’s didn’t fit my legs. just how skinny are you?
One of my faggotish pics my woman takes all the time. I am about 175-180 here. Those pants are 30/32 510’s. So comfortable.
That’s you?
Do you eat a lot of soy?
Lol.
Also, I find it funny how OP was criticized for wearing skinny pants, and for even mentioning that he does. But he proceeded to say that the ripped jeans had been replaced by ‘slim’ black trousers, as if ‘slim’ is a huge step up from ‘skinny’.
Ha you’re sharp. What’s worse is that black makes your legs appear even slimmer. That’s why you don’t get black condoms
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WTF?
LOL!!!
What if your dick is black? It sure hasn’t made it look smaller.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
ThirdUncle wrote:
Professor X wrote:
ckallander wrote:
iamthewolf wrote:
man, even when i weighed 130lbs 510’s didn’t fit my legs. just how skinny are you?
One of my faggotish pics my woman takes all the time. I am about 175-180 here. Those pants are 30/32 510’s. So comfortable.
That’s you?
Do you eat a lot of soy?
Lol.
Also, I find it funny how OP was criticized for wearing skinny pants, and for even mentioning that he does. But he proceeded to say that the ripped jeans had been replaced by ‘slim’ black trousers, as if ‘slim’ is a huge step up from ‘skinny’.
Ha you’re sharp. What’s worse is that black makes your legs appear even slimmer. That’s why you don’t get black condoms
WTF?
LOL!!!
What if your dick is black? It sure hasn’t made it look smaller.[/quote]
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
countingbeans wrote:]You use the words “bird” and “poon” in sentences and are serious? The last “poon” you saw was the ones that whalers throw in giant fish.
this guy gets laid, if he does, because he is in movies, not because he looks like an asshole
Haha whatever floats your boat my man
Russell pulls maximus poonius because he is a dandy who blurs the lines of sexuality. Birds seem to love that shit so you may as well use the tools at your disposal. If it calls for breaking out the 513s then so be it:-)
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A prime example of why masculinity is dying at an alarming rate - watering down your manhood for “poon”. You’ve lost control of yourself in order to get something that anyone can get by simply being himself.
