[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Leave the interwebz. Go eat 30 sammiches and 5 gallons of milk. Then squat a barbell with some plates on it.
You can come back when you weigh more than I do.
urbanski wrote:
best. first. reply. ever.
thank you cbear[/quote]
welcome!
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
No self-respecting man on T-Nation would be caught dead in skinny jeans, that is, if he could even get a leg into them.
Real men wear kilts. [/quote]
x2.
Pictures my Scot in a kilt… mmmmm…
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Like I’ve written already, it isn’t the fucking jeans. Some of these dudes seem to get off on looking like little girls (not even women, just very effeminate weaklings). I personally find it hilarious because they think its trendy.
Trendy is buying a new fucking coat with glitter on it or zippers all down the front.
Trendy is that brand new hairstyle with the waves or a brand new pair of never before seen Jordans so spotless you can see your own reflection in them.
Trendy is not taking your nuts, slicing them off with a societal meat clever and basically trying to look like Brittany Spears only without the tits and ass.
No one really gives a shit about trendy. I imagine more do give a shit that men are the least masculine today since they were wearing wigs and corsets while avoiding the sun for the extra pale look in the summer.
I agree however a lot of these hipster emo types could construe that a site that actively promotes men to take photos of their well oiled torsos and post them could be ‘gay’.
except that being muscular will do a lot more for your chances of getting laid than wearing skinny jeans.[/quote]
Speaking as a girl, this is true. I would rather get laid by the guy in your avatar, than the skinny jean wearing dude in the OP’s avatar. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
Leave the interwebz. Go eat 30 sammiches and 5 gallons of milk. Then squat a barbell with some plates on it.
You can come back when you weigh more than I do.
urbanski wrote:
best. first. reply. ever.
thank you cbear
welcome!
Yo Momma wrote:
No self-respecting man on T-Nation would be caught dead in skinny jeans, that is, if he could even get a leg into them.
Real men wear kilts.
x2.
Pictures my Scot in a kilt… mmmmm…[/quote]
x3. I don’t have a Scot to picture in a kilt though…
Would a Frenchman do, instead? He’s got really great legs…
I see guys wear them all the time at shows. Its one of those things that I am kind of just like…“ehh ok”
cool thing is that most of them are into really good metal. The ones that wear that shit to try to fit into the cool scene kid group and get the miniature scene girls are annoying as fuck. Any person here who goes to metal shows knows what Im talking about.
Anyway…I dont really care…thats my two cents.
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
musicma1n1 wrote:
Everyone knows that squat suits originally came from tight jeans. Levi’s has a huge carryover.
My arse had a large carryover as it came crashing through those jeans. They cost me 80 British pounds FFS.
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You paid essentially $160 US dollars for freaking Levis? Dude you can get em here at Wal-Mart nowadays for what $20?
skinny jeans…do you and you’re lady lick each others clits, because GG action is hot! Eat more and leave the tight jeans for the “gays.” I love the gay community, they’re creative as a whole.
how come saying “the gay community” is o.k. but referring to them as “the gays” is offensive?
add on: the Euro-mangina look isn’t good, man up a bit. euro-sheik works better if you man up some.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Speaking as a girl, this is true. I would rather get laid by the guy in your avatar, than the skinny jean wearing dude in the OP’s avatar. Hypothetically speaking, of course.[/quote]
Yeah but you frequent a bodybuilding forum so it’s safe to assume that thats your ‘type’. Plenty of ladies go for the skinny jean look. That’s what makes the world such a wonderful place. Variety is the spice of life.
[quote]Grneyes wrote:
x3. I don’t have a Scot to picture in a kilt though…
Would a Frenchman do, instead? He’s got really great legs…[/quote]
I wore a kilt a few times in when I lived in the states and I can safely say that it’s a poon magnet. True scotsmen also go commando in a kilt which can lead to a few hairy moments when you’re out clubbing, especially in the states.
[quote]deletedmemory wrote:
You paid essentially $160 US dollars for freaking Levis? Dude you can get em here at Wal-Mart nowadays for what $20? [/quote]
That’s true mate however clothes cost a shit load more over in the UK especially American clothes. It’s a bummer. Send me over some cheap skinny levi’s yo!
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Booze and squats do not mix. Remember that advert where they would have two trucks or horses try to pull a pair of Levis apart? Well they should re-film it but instead have people squatting in them.
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You’re a tool. Fail, do not ever stain a gym with your presence again.
10 pages on this? T-Nation slow these days or what?
[quote]tom63 wrote:
You’re a tool. Fail, do not ever stain a gym with your presence again.[/quote]
Yeah mate join the queue of pretentious alpha haters.
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
It only took like 25 posts…
Job well done folks, job well done.
Ha It was a Saturday night and I had better things to do than get in an argument with a stranger on the internet. If that’s how you like to kick back on a Saturday night then fair play to you mate.
CPerfringens wrote:
To the OP, how heavy was the friend you were squatting, and was it girl or boy?
My mate weighed 90kg and he was hung over my right shoulder so basically that side was taking all the weight hence the damage on the right side of the jeans. Pretty much a full olympic squat and I was surprised by how easy it was. I can only attribute that to my 513’s(RIP)
Professor X wrote:
WTF?
LOL!!!
What if your dick is black? It sure hasn’t made it look smaller.
Black as in as black as the ace of spades as opposed to a shade of brown. No need to start developing a complex buddy:-)
KurtMondaugen wrote:
I’m not entirely sure you’ve seen the last of him. He seemed to derive some genuine entertainment or satisfaction from the trolling process, and loved to respond to every negative remark. Accusations of him lacking balls seemed to only make him happier with himself, as though he were superior just because he wouldn’t let himself get bothered or upset by insults.
I think by paying any attention to him at all, you’re actually giving him what he wants. Internet trolls can sustain themselves indefinitely on negative attention, as long as they know someone is reading what they’re trying to communicate.
If everyone learned to ignore such pathetic pandering for attention, we would probably see far fewer trolls.
Believe me mate I haven’t got the time or energy to start trolling a forum. Scottish people revel in self deprecation so if a few folk want to have a laugh at my expense then so be it. Nothing to get worked up over.
BONEZ217 wrote:
So I guess it’s safe to assume that Craig Ferguson is the only thing worthwhile to come out of Scotland?
Ha along with television, penicillin, the telephone, buckfast and the Glasgow Kiss[/quote]
Buckfast from Scotland? Really? I could have sworn when i visited Buckfast Abbey, the actual Abbey, in Buckfast, where the monks started making that delicous sweet wine i was in Devon, England.
Scotland just has a high level of alcoholics who quickly saw the cost/alcohol ratio Buckfast offers.
[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
10 pages on this? T-Nation slow these days or what?[/quote]
YES.
[quote]pf wrote:
Buckfast from Scotland? Really? I could have sworn when i visited Buckfast Abbey, the actual Abbey, in Buckfast, where the monks started making that delicous sweet wine i was in Devon, England.
Scotland just has a high level of alcoholics who quickly saw the cost/alcohol ratio Buckfast offers.[/quote]
'Tis true PF however I believe Scotland took the drink and made it it’s own in its own wee special way. I believe Coatbridge has the highest sales of Buckfast in the world.
Personally I hate the stuff due to its rocket fuel properties. Serious blackout material.
I can’t stand the feeling of tight pants… especially how they feel like they’re constricting my package. I wear loose pants all the time. I don’t know how anyone can stand skinny jeans.
However, my lovely wife likes me to wear form-fitting black jeans when we go out on dates. And if it turns my wife on, I’m wearing them!
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Leave the interwebz. Go eat 30 sammiches and 5 gallons of milk. Then squat a barbell with some plates on it.
You can come back when you weigh more than I do. [/quote]
This is the only reply I needed to read. It’s attitude like this that makes me wish I lived in Ohio! Priceless.
[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
tom63 wrote:
You’re a tool. Fail, do not ever stain a gym with your presence again.
Yeah mate join the queue of pretentious alpha haters.
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Sorry pansy ass. But I’ve lifted. I post over on Elite Fitness. My names Tom Deebel, I’ve trained at Westide and have worked on some of the biggest , baddest guys on the planet. I’m not some little Nancy boy who lifts in skinny jeans like a dumbass.
So you have failed, give up and try some other activity euro weenies are good at. I don’t know, like wearing skinny jeans.
[quote]tom63 wrote:
Sorry pansy ass. But I’ve lifted. I post over on Elite Fitness. My names Tom Deebel, I’ve trained at Westide and have worked on some of the biggest , baddest guys on the planet. I’m not some little Nancy boy who lifts in skinny jeans like a dumbass.
So you have failed, give up and try some other activity euro weenies are good at. I don’t know, like wearing skinny jeans.[/quote]
My ass is in an eternal state of cringe after reading this.
ftr, THIS is how your jeans split when your legs are too thick to fit into them.
While I was tempted to mourn the loss of my jeans, I rejoiced in the quadzilla-like feeling I got from doing it.
American Eagle, size 4, RIP.