Never Wear Levi Slim Jeans While Squatting

Off Topic
221

[quote]superpolishpower wrote:
#1 Your a total douchebag
2# You lacking testostorne… If you can BB squat 3 plates on each side (not the 10 or 25 lb plates) for reps you have my respect. At this point I think you have lost everyones respect and they are laughing at you for being #1
3# Are you gay? Anyone that wears those types of jeans usually falls in that category… Most guys I know that are on this site and are serious BB or powerlifter would never fit into or wear those type’s of jeans…[/quote]

  1. I’m not a douchebag
  2. I squat 3plates+change for reps (still not impressive though> I would say 4 for reps is when it gets impressive)
  3. Uh no? I compete in powerlifting, and I wear tight jeans. My thighs are slightly over 27 inches. Still not super huge.
222

[quote]Grneyes wrote:
PB Andy wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
ckallander wrote:
Professor X wrote:
That’s you?
Do you eat a lot of soy?

YES IT IS I! The skinny jean wearing freak of nature that none of you can seem to comprehend. It’s nearly 2010, skinny jeans are in, get over it. They only look about a million times better and feel more comfortable than any piece of shit baggy jeans I’ve ever worn. So much unneeded fabric.

Here are some more pics of my skinny jeans in various colors and various stupid facial expressions. I also used to be horribly obese so I wear these with pride you homophobic faggots.

Love,
Chris

Yeah…um…only gay guys or pseudo-gay-emo guys wear those. I think “your woman” is the token female all gay guys have before they truly realize poon is nasty and dick is where it’s at.

That’s actually quite false. :slight_smile:

It seems that a lot of you equate skinny jeans with this idea. But honestly it isn’t your place to talk if you do not have any experience with any type of subculture (skinhead, metal, punk rock, psychobilly, etc).

Just so you know, there’s people who sleep in skinny jeans and have fights all the time, been in jail for stabbing someone, etc. I’m not saying this is a “manly” thing to do, I’m saying that a lot of people’s ideas here are skewed by some of those who wear skinny jeans.

The one reason I think ckallander is a huge douche bag, however, is because he said “it’s nearly 2010, skinny jeans are in, get over it” or something like that. So he’s of the type of people that suck in the “skinny jeans-wearing category”. These are the people that the scum bags that I mentioned above (who wear skinny jeans) stab.

I do know. I know about subcultures. I have several male Goth friends, one even wears more make up than I do. Thankfully, only one wears skinny jeans. And I agree that the OP would definitely get stabbed, and that’s fine by me. :)[/quote]

Hah, then we are in agreement. :smiley:

223

If you’re a guy and you wear skinny jeans, you’re a sissy. End of story.

Personally, I love the skinny jean fad, the ed hardy fad, the guys wearing eye liner fad, the massive amounts of hair gel fad. All of that gay shit. If other guys want to take themselves out of the game from the get go, be my guest. Take a seat on the sidelines while I clean up and pick up all of the attractive women in my community.

Truth be told, you sissies make meeting women exponentially easier for me. Women love an man with a muscular physique that truly stands out in a crowd, an ‘I don’t give a shit’ attitude, and an entertaining sense of humor. And since there are so many of you sissies running rampant out there, it makes a man like myself rarer and more sought after.

Keep lying to yourselves that girls are into you because of you’re skinny jeans, your effeminate appearance and your pirated indy rock catalog on your ipod. They may confide in you or even give you a little peck on the cheek after a slew of drinks, but that’s solely because they have classified you as a harmless pussy, a guy that they can feel safe being with because you don’t have the nuts to do something bold like pulling your dick out in pursuit of a blowjob.

Hot women have a weakness for jacked men. They always will, even if they won’t admit it out loud. If I’m at a bar and there is a really hot girl there and I have to compete for her affection with a sissy wearing skinny jeans, I know that ten times out of ten I’ll come out victorious. Period.

I lift in a hardcore gym, and there are a number of mutants that have my physique beat. But when I’m out in public, 95% of the time I’m the most muscular guy in the room. Emo sissies: have random women ever come up to you in a bar just to feel your arms and rub your chest? Of course they haven’t. But this happens to me and I feel I owe all you sissies out there a big thank you for helping me starkly stand out from the crowd of fledgling pussies that attempts to pass themselves off as “men”.

224

Speaking as a woman, the one thing that pisses me off more than skinny legs in skinny jeans is big baggy arse jeans where the crotch is halfway down your legs. Guys, pull your fucking pants up, you’re not 5 and you haven’t just shit yourself (I hope).
Women like to see a pair of firm, manly glutes being hugged gently by well-fitting denim. Do us a favour and wear jeans that actually fit. kthxbye.

225

[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
If you’re a guy and you wear skinny jeans, you’re a sissy. End of story.

Personally, I love the skinny jean fad, the ed hardy fad, the guys wearing eye liner fad, the massive amounts of hair gel fad. All of that gay shit. If other guys want to take themselves out of the game from the get go, be my guest. Take a seat on the sidelines while I clean up and pick up all of the attractive women in my community.

Truth be told, you sissies make meeting women exponentially easier for me. Women love an man with a muscular physique that truly stands out in a crowd, an ‘I don’t give a shit’ attitude, and an entertaining sense of humor. And since there are so many of you sissies running rampant out there, it makes a man like myself rarer and more sought after.

Keep lying to yourselves that girls are into you because of you’re skinny jeans, your effeminate appearance and your pirated indy rock catalog on your ipod. They may confide in you or even give you a little peck on the cheek after a slew of drinks, but that’s solely because they have classified you as a harmless pussy, a guy that they can feel safe being with because you don’t have the nuts to do something bold like pulling your dick out in pursuit of a blowjob.

Hot women have a weakness for jacked men. They always will, even if they won’t admit it out loud. If I’m at a bar and there is a really hot girl there and I have to compete for her affection with a sissy wearing skinny jeans, I know that ten times out of ten I’ll come out victorious. Period.

I lift in a hardcore gym, and there are a number of mutants that have my physique beat. But when I’m out in public, 95% of the time I’m the most muscular guy in the room. Emo sissies: have random women ever come up to you in a bar just to feel your arms and rub your chest? Of course they haven’t. But this happens to me and I feel I owe all you sissies out there a big thank you for helping me starkly stand out from the crowd of fledgling pussies that attempts to pass themselves off as “men”.[/quote]

LOL this is fucking hilarious. Mate if you were chocolate you’d eat yourself.

226

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Speaking as a woman, the one thing that pisses me off more than skinny legs in skinny jeans is big baggy arse jeans where the crotch is halfway down your legs. Guys, pull your fucking pants up, you’re not 5 and you haven’t just shit yourself (I hope).
Women like to see a pair of firm, manly glutes being hugged gently by well-fitting denim. Do us a favour and wear jeans that actually fit. kthxbye.[/quote]

Hear hear.

You’ll probably find that baggy jeans are the weapon of choice in these parts as they are the only option for guys to contain their huuuge sherman oak thighs and their kettlebell shaped calfs:-)

For the record my legs have a 26" circumference cold. I’m 5ft 7 so they’re hardly as thin as Russell Brands neck. If anything they’re going to help me live longer

The denims in question were a slim fit. Whats the bets most dudes in here flex the thinnest t shirts, shirts when they go out at night to ‘impress the ladies’. Can’t that extend to wearing trousers? I love showing of my manly legs:-)

227

Dave Draper… squatting in tight jeans.

lol

228

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Big Aristotle wrote:
If you’re a guy and you wear skinny jeans, you’re a sissy. End of story.

Personally, I love the skinny jean fad, the ed hardy fad, the guys wearing eye liner fad, the massive amounts of hair gel fad. All of that gay shit. If other guys want to take themselves out of the game from the get go, be my guest. Take a seat on the sidelines while I clean up and pick up all of the attractive women in my community.

Truth be told, you sissies make meeting women exponentially easier for me. Women love an man with a muscular physique that truly stands out in a crowd, an ‘I don’t give a shit’ attitude, and an entertaining sense of humor. And since there are so many of you sissies running rampant out there, it makes a man like myself rarer and more sought after.

Keep lying to yourselves that girls are into you because of you’re skinny jeans, your effeminate appearance and your pirated indy rock catalog on your ipod. They may confide in you or even give you a little peck on the cheek after a slew of drinks, but that’s solely because they have classified you as a harmless pussy, a guy that they can feel safe being with because you don’t have the nuts to do something bold like pulling your dick out in pursuit of a blowjob.

Hot women have a weakness for jacked men. They always will, even if they won’t admit it out loud. If I’m at a bar and there is a really hot girl there and I have to compete for her affection with a sissy wearing skinny jeans, I know that ten times out of ten I’ll come out victorious. Period.

I lift in a hardcore gym, and there are a number of mutants that have my physique beat. But when I’m out in public, 95% of the time I’m the most muscular guy in the room. Emo sissies: have random women ever come up to you in a bar just to feel your arms and rub your chest? Of course they haven’t. But this happens to me and I feel I owe all you sissies out there a big thank you for helping me starkly stand out from the crowd of fledgling pussies that attempts to pass themselves off as “men”.

LOL this is fucking hilarious. Mate if you were chocolate you’d eat yourself.[/quote]

No shit.

229

[quote]imhungry wrote:
No shit.[/quote]

Aye. I want to hang out with Big Aristotle and learn the dark arts of pulling my wang out in pursuit of a blowjob.

230

[quote]ckallander wrote:
iamthewolf wrote:

man, even when i weighed 130lbs 510’s didn’t fit my legs. just how skinny are you?

One of my faggotish pics my woman takes all the time. I am about 175-180 here. Those pants are 30/32 510’s. So comfortable.[/quote]

I think I just puked in my mouth.

231

damn, i left this thread days ago. i can’t believe it’s still going. who would have thought jeans would cause such discussion?

232

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/b/2/b289b-zubaz.jpg

Came in to balance out all skinny jean nonsense with this

233

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Leave the interwebz. Go eat 30 sammiches and 5 gallons of milk. Then squat a barbell with some plates on it.
You can come back when you weigh more than I do. [/quote]

best. first. reply. ever.
thank you cbear

234

[quote]bob_sander87 wrote:
Came in to balance out all skinny jean nonsense with this[/quote]

Those stupid pajama pants were NEVER cool.

235

[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
If you’re a guy and you wear skinny jeans, you’re a sissy. End of story.
[/quote]

Well I guess that settles this.

By all means, “clean up” all the women in your “community,” you badass.

I like giving a shit. I certainly wouldn’t want a girl to have a “I don’t give a shit attitude.” She would probably be a… well, shitty person.

You do this too!? We should go bar hopping together sometime, our dicks flopping about in pursuit of warm, wet gullets. After all, if you whip out your dick in public and a girl starts slobbin’ on your knob, you know she’s a winner!

You wear Sex Panther don’t you.

[quote]
I lift in a hardcore gym, and there are a number of mutants that have my physique beat. But when I’m out in public, 95% of the time I’m the most muscular guy in the room. Emo sissies: have random women ever come up to you in a bar just to feel your arms and rub your chest? Of course they haven’t. But this happens to me and I feel I owe all you sissies out there a big thank you for helping me starkly stand out from the crowd of fledgling pussies that attempts to pass themselves off as “men”.[/quote]

Dude, I think we’re competing for two different types of women here. You seem to want one that worships your muscles and blows you if your dick happens to be hanging out. Although my standards are also low, I go for girls that have graduated high school or have obtained a GED equivalent. It’s also a good thing you lift in a “hardcore” gym and you’re self-proclaimed 95% bigger than every other guy in any room you walk in at any time. But even if you aren’t the most muscular, there will never be a shred of doubt who’s ego reigns supreme. God bless you good sir.

236

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
bob_sander87 wrote:
Came in to balance out all skinny jean nonsense with this

Those stupid pajama pants were NEVER cool.
[/quote]

Sure, but you don’t have to look cool when you’re absolutely jacked.

All that matters is comfort, and these pants will make you feel like a GOD!

I may in fact grab some zebra striped zubaz for myself LOL

237

[quote]bob_sander87 wrote:
Sure, but you don’t have to look cool when you’re absolutely jacked.

All that matters is comfort, and these pants will make you feel like a GOD!

I may in fact grab some zebra striped zubaz for myself LOL

[/quote]

Make sure you get a bum/fanny bag with that. Accessories go a long way.

238

345×533 117 KB

No self-respecting man on T-Nation would be caught dead in skinny jeans, that is, if he could even get a leg into them.

Real men wear kilts.

239

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
bob_sander87 wrote:
Sure, but you don’t have to look cool when you’re absolutely jacked.

All that matters is comfort, and these pants will make you feel like a GOD!

I may in fact grab some zebra striped zubaz for myself LOL

Make sure you get a bum/fanny bag with that. Accessories go a long way.[/quote]

Hell yes.

I once saw this extremely large bodybuilder wearing a tiny Gold’s gym muscle shirt, tight purple spandex pants and a hot pink fanny pack. Know what? I thought that shit was FUCKING COOL.

Reinforces my point about Zubaz above.

240

[quote]bob_sander87 wrote:
Came in to balance out all skinny jean nonsense with this[/quote]

Dan Marino and the Road Warriors!

What a Rush.