[quote]CBear84 wrote:
ftr, THIS is how your jeans split when your legs are too thick to fit into them.
While I was tempted to mourn the loss of my jeans, I rejoiced in the quadzilla-like feeling I got from doing it.
American Eagle, size 4, RIP. [/quote]
You could wear sweat pants like normal people.
[quote]tom63 wrote:
Sorry pansy ass. But I’ve lifted. I post over on Elite Fitness. My names Tom Deebel, I’ve trained at Westide and have worked on some of the biggest , baddest guys on the planet. I’m not some little Nancy boy who lifts in skinny jeans like a dumbass.
So you have failed, give up and try some other activity euro weenies are good at. I don’t know, like wearing skinny jeans.[/quote]
I didn’t know that neanderthals had coherent thought processes that allowed such articulation.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
ftr, THIS is how your jeans split when your legs are too thick to fit into them.
While I was tempted to mourn the loss of my jeans, I rejoiced in the quadzilla-like feeling I got from doing it.
American Eagle, size 4, RIP. [/quote]
You look really tall from that angle…
EDIT: And dirty, like the good kind or dirty. Not like the kind where the kid in the other thread doesn’t shower.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
ftr, THIS is how your jeans split when your legs are too thick to fit into them.
While I was tempted to mourn the loss of my jeans, I rejoiced in the quadzilla-like feeling I got from doing it.
American Eagle, size 4, RIP. [/quote]
There must be some defect in American Eagle’s size 4 jeans. I ripped 2 pairs of those things in the exact same place.
Are those Vibram 5 fingers on your feet?
[quote]ckallander wrote:
tom63 wrote:
Sorry pansy ass. But I’ve lifted. I post over on Elite Fitness. My names Tom Deebel, I’ve trained at Westide and have worked on some of the biggest , baddest guys on the planet. I’m not some little Nancy boy who lifts in skinny jeans like a dumbass.
So you have failed, give up and try some other activity euro weenies are good at. I don’t know, like wearing skinny jeans.
I didn’t know that neanderthals had coherent thought processes that allowed such articulation.[/quote]
I’d be willing to be that a good number of the “Neanderthals” on this site are remarkably intelligent. In fact, I’d put money on most of them being more intelligent than yourself, and incredibly less pompous.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
I’d be willing to be that a good number of the “Neanderthals” on this site are remarkably intelligent. In fact, I’d put money on most of them being more intelligent than yourself, and incredibly less pompous.
[/quote]
YOU’D PROBABLY WIN THAT BET THAT YOU PLACED WITH YOURSELF. I SAID IT TO BE SCATHING NOT INTELLIGENT. HIS IGNORANCE PREVENTS HIM FROM UNDERSTANDING COMPLEX INSULTS. I AM POMPOUS, SORRY.
/caps
[quote]ckallander wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
I’d be willing to be that a good number of the “Neanderthals” on this site are remarkably intelligent. In fact, I’d put money on most of them being more intelligent than yourself, and incredibly less pompous.
YOU’D PROBABLY WIN THAT BET THAT YOU PLACED WITH YOURSELF. I SAID IT TO BE SCATHING NOT INTELLIGENT. HIS IGNORANCE PREVENTS HIM FROM UNDERSTANDING COMPLEX INSULTS. I AM POMPOUS, SORRY.
/caps [/quote]
So you agree that the majority of the people here that you are attacking and calling “neanderthals” (hominids of lower intelligence) are probably smarter than you?
Good to know. Now take your skinny jeans and scurry.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
ftr, THIS is how your jeans split when your legs are too thick to fit into them.
While I was tempted to mourn the loss of my jeans, I rejoiced in the quadzilla-like feeling I got from doing it.
American Eagle, size 4, RIP.
WolBarret wrote:
You could wear sweat pants like normal people.[/quote]
Silly bastard. Who said I want to be normal?
BG–> yes yes! Those ARE vibrams! I got them for the gym and wear them everywhere. I loves them.
CB–> It’s all true.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
ftr, THIS is how your jeans split when your legs are too thick to fit into them.
While I was tempted to mourn the loss of my jeans, I rejoiced in the quadzilla-like feeling I got from doing it.
American Eagle, size 4, RIP.
WolBarret wrote:
You could wear sweat pants like normal people.
Silly bastard. Who said I want to be normal?
BG–> yes yes! Those ARE vibrams! I got them for the gym and wear them everywhere. I loves them.
CB–> It’s all true. [/quote]
Society says be normal, so who am I to distrust society.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Society says be normal, so who am I to distrust society.[/quote]
That’s exactly why you lost your testicles.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Society says be normal, so who am I to distrust society.
That’s exactly why you lost your testicles. [/quote]
Yeah, and I found them in your mouth.
(Now before anyone sends me hateful PMs and starts defending CBear, we are having a friendly exchange. Do not take it literally. No need for internet chivalry. Because I will respond by sending you nasty porn. And not the good kind. But the kind CBear has on her computer)
Double shot!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Society says be normal, so who am I to distrust society.
That’s exactly why you lost your testicles.
Yeah, and I found them in your mouth.
(Now before anyone sends me hateful PMs and starts defending CBear, we are having a friendly exchange. Do not take it literally. No need for internet chivalry. Because I will respond by sending you nasty porn. And not the good kind. But the kind CBear has on her computer)
Double shot![/quote]
Come to think of it, I really don’t have any porn on my computer. I guess it’s because I get enough sex IRL.
sorry that you don’t, wol.
no im not.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Society says be normal, so who am I to distrust society.
That’s exactly why you lost your testicles.
Yeah, and I found them in your mouth.
(Now before anyone sends me hateful PMs and starts defending CBear, we are having a friendly exchange. Do not take it literally. No need for internet chivalry. Because I will respond by sending you nasty porn. And not the good kind. But the kind CBear has on her computer)
Double shot!
Come to think of it, I really don’t have any porn on my computer. I guess it’s because I get enough sex IRL.
sorry that you don’t, wol.
no im not. [/quote]
That’s fine, CBear. The purity ring on my finger means I’ll wait for the right girl to come along. And I will wait for her, regardless of your comments.
Besides, the stuff I do when the ring is off doesn’t count. The itch stays with me, though.
And No, you’re not what?
[quote]zildjianman wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
Leave the interwebz. Go eat 30 sammiches and 5 gallons of milk. Then squat a barbell with some plates on it.
You can come back when you weigh more than I do.
This is the only reply I needed to read. It’s attitude like this that makes me wish I lived in Ohio! Priceless.[/quote]
Yay Ohio!
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
sorry that you don’t, wol. no im not.
WolBarret wrote:
And No, you’re not what?[/quote]
Take off the helmet, it might be easier to follow that way. I even rearranged it for you. Better?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
The other Rob wrote:
WHO. GIVES. A. FUCK.
SERIOUSLY.
Why the hell is everyone getting up in arms about fucking fashion? What pussy shit is going on when even X is raging on peoples choice of clothes? Seriously. I don’t think I could fit into those and don’t want to, but I could give a lot less of a shit if other people wear them. OH NOES, masculinity is dying 
Yes this shit is funny, but a bunch of you guys seem to be getting pretty upset.
You sound like a bunch of women. Actually I take that back, most women I know aren’t this catty.
Dude, your normally more on the ball then this. It was a Saturday afternoon, and we were fucking around bullshitting, I was with my son all day and night. He wanted to play COD on the big TV and this place is more entertaining than watching him play Xbox.
It was a joke dude, well at least I was. I honestly don’t give a fuck about the weak of body and mind outside of the fact these two make my 11 year old look like Conan.
Like I’ve written already, it isn’t the fucking jeans. Some of these dudes seem to get off on looking like little girls (not even women, just very effeminate weaklings). I personally find it hilarious because they think its trendy.
Trendy is buying a new fucking coat with glitter on it or zippers all down the front.
Trendy is that brand new hairstyle with the waves or a brand new pair of never before seen Jordans so spotless you can see your own reflection in them.
Trendy is not taking your nuts, slicing them off with a societal meat clever and basically trying to look like Brittany Spears only without the tits and ass.
No one really gives a shit about trendy. I imagine more do give a shit that men are the least masculine today since they were wearing wigs and corsets while avoiding the sun for the extra pale look in the summer.
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Sad thing is that over here these homo (no offense) looking guys get the most pussy. I train just because I love it, not for woman. In 'ol days the pussy was a very good motivation to train. Now it really isn’t. At least over here that is. I hate this fucking country of ours. It’s all fucked up.
Wow . . . people really train, dress and live in such a way as to both deny their own masculinity and get what is most likely c-quality poon?
Here’s a hint to the more emo of the T-Mag crowd [it makes me weep little internal tears of blood to say that]: if you can’t get laid by being yourself, that’s nature’s way of keeping your ass out of the fucking gene pool.
Also, little drummer boy probably has an affinity for cock-flavored lollipops.
Continue thread. I was never here.