Never Wear Levi Slim Jeans While Squatting

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Some of these dudes seem to get off on looking like little girls (not even women, just very effeminate weaklings). I personally find it hilarious because they think its trendy.

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Yeah, that’s what I mean. It’s a joke.

These guys are obviously trolling at this point (and love sucking my dick apparently), but you can’t look at this particular situation as anything other than a joke. On a site like this you don’t start this thread other than to troll. I’m sure HH is loving that this identity hit a homerun in his quest to be the coolest interwebs troll eva.

I blame parents. Every generation has become more and more weak in body, mind and self control since WWII. Because every kid got a bug in their ass about being spanked so they went easy on their kids, and so forth. Now we are stuck with a bunch of ill behaved heathens, like you said Prof, the Youtube Generation.

This faggorty will pass, it’s just sad it will take 2 or 3 generations of conscious effort for that to happen.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Yeah, that’s what I mean. It’s a joke.

These guys are obviously trolling at this point (and love sucking my dick apparently), but you can’t look at this particular situation as anything other than a joke. On a site like this you don’t start this thread other than to troll. I’m sure HH is loving that this identity hit a homerun in his quest to be the coolest interwebs troll eva.

I blame parents. Every generation has become more and more weak in body, mind and self control since WWII. Because every kid got a bug in their ass about being spanked so they went easy on their kids, and so forth. Now we are stuck with a bunch of ill behaved heathens, like you said Prof, the Youtube Generation.

This faggorty will pass, it’s just sad it will take 2 or 3 generations of conscious effort for that to happen.
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Honestly countingbeans mate there was no intention to troll this site whatsoever. I’m in my 30s so that would be so fucking sad. As I said before the pics were taken after some post pub shenanigans and I thought it would be funny and light hearted to post them up. I never anticipated the reaction however I have enjoyed a lot of the posts.

To be fair I hate these emo fags as much as yourself. Doesn’t mean I can’t wear a pair of slim jeans though.

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Maybe I’m the one taking this thread too seriously then, I’ve been away from the nation getting in some good drinking time with some old mates.

I’ll be sure to post if I mess up my new sequin jacket doing those nasty bench presses, I just hope my new hair cut is ok. Mullets are trendy right?

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This thread has met its chilling end.

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[quote]dtheyer wrote:
ckallander is just here to troll… he doesn’t even lift weights. if he did, there would be no way in hell he could wear those jeans without SERIOUS chaffing/penis burn.[/quote]

Not really. The tight denim against my thigh is a lot less problem causing thenthan the rubbery stretchmarks that cover my thighs.

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[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Like I’ve written already, it isn’t the fucking jeans. Some of these dudes seem to get off on looking like little girls (not even women, just very effeminate weaklings). I personally find it hilarious because they think its trendy.

Trendy is buying a new fucking coat with glitter on it or zippers all down the front.

Trendy is that brand new hairstyle with the waves or a brand new pair of never before seen Jordans so spotless you can see your own reflection in them.

Trendy is not taking your nuts, slicing them off with a societal meat clever and basically trying to look like Brittany Spears only without the tits and ass.

No one really gives a shit about trendy. I imagine more do give a shit that men are the least masculine today since they were wearing wigs and corsets while avoiding the sun for the extra pale look in the summer.

I agree however a lot of these hipster emo types could construe that a site that actively promotes men to take photos of their well oiled torsos and post them could be ‘gay’.

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except that being muscular will do a lot more for your chances of getting laid than wearing skinny jeans.

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[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Like I’ve written already, it isn’t the fucking jeans. Some of these dudes seem to get off on looking like little girls (not even women, just very effeminate weaklings). I personally find it hilarious because they think its trendy.

Trendy is buying a new fucking coat with glitter on it or zippers all down the front.

Trendy is that brand new hairstyle with the waves or a brand new pair of never before seen Jordans so spotless you can see your own reflection in them.

Trendy is not taking your nuts, slicing them off with a societal meat clever and basically trying to look like Brittany Spears only without the tits and ass.

No one really gives a shit about trendy. I imagine more do give a shit that men are the least masculine today since they were wearing wigs and corsets while avoiding the sun for the extra pale look in the summer.

I agree however a lot of these hipster emo types could construe that a site that actively promotes men to take photos of their well oiled torsos and post them could be ‘gay’.

except that being muscular will do a lot more for your chances of getting laid than wearing skinny jeans.[/quote]

I think we need to clarify what GAY is.

Sticking your penis into another man’s ass = GAY.

Viewing a picture of a developed guy who you use as inspiration to reach your own goals = NOT GAY

Trying to act as effeminate as possible and dress in a way that blurs gender lines yet using “trendy” as an excuse could hint at GAY.

Trying to find out what other guys have done to get as muscular and strong as possible so you can do the same = NOT GAY

If there are people who think simply looking at a bodybuilder means you’re gay, I would bet on their homophobia pointing to some personal issue they have themselves in that regard.

In the end, I’m not the one tying my nuts into a knot for fashion purposes or trying to look like a stunt double for Sex in The City.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
I think we need to clarify what GAY is.

Sticking your penis into another man’s ass = GAY.

Viewing a picture of a developed guy who you use as inspiration to reach your own goals = NOT GAY

Trying to act as effeminate as possible and dress in a way that blurs gender lines yet using “trendy” as an excuse could hint at GAY.

Trying to find out what other guys have done to get as muscular and strong as possible so you can do the same = NOT GAY

If there are people who think simply looking at a bodybuilder means you’re gay, I would bet on their homophobia pointing to some personal issue they have themselves in that regard.

In the end, I’m not the one tying my nuts into a knot for fashion purposes or trying to look like a stunt double for Sex in The City. [/quote]

I couldn’t agree more mate. However on another forum I frequent I recognised a guy on it who went to the same gym as me. When I let him know this we were accused of ‘gay chat’. All because I asked if he used the same gym as me.

My point is that we might think that these skinny jeans/hipster/emo types are ‘gay’ yet they have good reason to throw the same accusations towards our subculture.

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My New Haircut - Emo Version (actually the funniest one of all the “New Haircut” knock-offs)

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This thread should have been called “Never wear levi slim jeans”

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#1 Your a total douchebag
2# You lacking testostorne… If you can BB squat 3 plates on each side (not the 10 or 25 lb plates) for reps you have my respect. At this point I think you have lost everyones respect and they are laughing at you for being #1
3# Are you gay? Anyone that wears those types of jeans usually falls in that category… Most guys I know that are on this site and are serious BB or powerlifter would never fit into or wear those type’s of jeans…

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[quote]superpolishpower wrote:
#1 Your a total douchebag
2# You lacking testostorne… If you can BB squat 3 plates on each side (not the 10 or 25 lb plates) for reps you have my respect. At this point I think you have lost everyones respect and they are laughing at you for being #1
3# Are you gay? Anyone that wears those types of jeans usually falls in that category… Most guys I know that are on this site and are serious BB or powerlifter would never fit into or wear those type’s of jeans…[/quote]

Yawn

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Maybe bud you need to get off of this site and do something you are not doing.

Eat more
Go to the gym and lift some weights…
Cya spud… Off to the gym…

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[quote]superpolishpower wrote:
#1 Your a total douchebag
2# You lacking testostorne… If you can BB squat 3 plates on each side (not the 10 or 25 lb plates) for reps you have my respect. At this point I think you have lost everyones respect and they are laughing at you for being #1
3# Are you gay? Anyone that wears those types of jeans usually falls in that category… Most guys I know that are on this site and are serious BB or powerlifter would never fit into or wear those type’s of jeans…[/quote]

Such intellect and wit. Unfortunately I can’t earn your respect because I don’t seem to squat enough weight to meet your expectations.

Do I claim to be a powerlifter? Do I claim to be a bodybuilder? No. I simply enjoy learning about building muscle. Yet at the same time (to much bewilderment to most here) I also fit into very narrow and slim pants. Is my end goal to look like a bodybuilder or powerlifter? No. Those physiques simply aren’t for me. However, the reaction I seem to be getting is that I am the werido here. I am the little girly fag. Understandable. But you must realize the general population views big fat powerlifters unattractive and bodybuilders as either freakish looking, or worse. And the general population is much more accepting of skinny jean wearing dudes than either of the former.

The top of this site states: “The Intelligent and Relentless Pursuit of Muscle.”

No where does it say anything about a mans choice of pants or how that correlates to building said muscle. Now if you’re simply too jacked to fit into skinny jeans, then congratulations. Developing such a physique isn’t at the top of my priorities right now. I like what little muscle I have built. It’s a journey for me. I like slow and consistent improvement, something I wasn’t seeing before I started studying this site, and others like it.

As for gay men predominately wearing skinny jeans… well they have great style. And as the stereotype goes, gay men are buff. Maybe they just don’t train legs.

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[quote]superpolishpower wrote:
Maybe bud you need to get off of this site and do something you are not doing.

Eat more
Go to the gym and lift some weights…
Cya spud… Off to the gym…

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You’re just retreading ground that has already been covered. Badly.

Please post more so I can bask in your pearls of wisdom.

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[quote]superpolishpower wrote:
#1 Your a total douchebag
2# You lacking testostorne… If you can BB squat 3 plates on each side (not the 10 or 25 lb plates) for reps you have my respect. At this point I think you have lost everyones respect and they are laughing at you for being #1
3# Are you gay? Anyone that wears those types of jeans usually falls in that category… Most guys I know that are on this site and are serious BB or powerlifter would never fit into or wear those type’s of jeans…[/quote]

My god, you’re manliest of the manly!!!

Thank you for your contribution.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
This thread smells like skinny trolls… and suckers en mass.[/quote]

that avi is bee-yoo-tiful

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[quote]ckallander wrote:
superpolishpower wrote:
But you must realize the general population views big fat powerlifters unattractive and bodybuilders as either freakish looking, or worse. And the general population is much more accepting of skinny jean wearing dudes than either of the former.[/quote]

While I certainly don’t care about your jeans, or the way you look, making broad, overreaching statements like the one above in reaction to broad, overreaching statements made about certain factions of society (i.e. dudes who wear skinny jeans) does nothing to strengthen your argument. Just as the opinions on this board do not reflect those of society generally, nor do you speak on behalf of “the general population”.

Unfortunately you have shared things about yourself here that some people do not feel reflect the mission of this site, because this site is tailored for a specific group of people, and so there are a great number of people here with similar interests, opinions, etc. While this does not mean that the beliefs held by people on this site hold any “ultimate truth”, you must understand that a lot of people on here are very passionate and opinionated, and have no problem sharing their opinions.

If I were you, I would drop it and leave. You’re not going to convert anyone here, and for those of us who don’t judge you because of your jean choice, you’re only making yourself look like an ass-hole by trying to fight people who are not accepting of you with ignorant statements like the one I have quoted above.

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Nothing wrong with skinny jeans even though they really aren’t my style. If it floats your boat, then wear them. I really only have a problem with the “it’s cool to be a cry-baby bitch” attitude.

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[quote]PB Andy wrote:
Grneyes wrote:
ckallander wrote:
Professor X wrote:
That’s you?
Do you eat a lot of soy?

YES IT IS I! The skinny jean wearing freak of nature that none of you can seem to comprehend. It’s nearly 2010, skinny jeans are in, get over it. They only look about a million times better and feel more comfortable than any piece of shit baggy jeans I’ve ever worn. So much unneeded fabric.

Here are some more pics of my skinny jeans in various colors and various stupid facial expressions. I also used to be horribly obese so I wear these with pride you homophobic faggots.

Love,
Chris

Yeah…um…only gay guys or pseudo-gay-emo guys wear those. I think “your woman” is the token female all gay guys have before they truly realize poon is nasty and dick is where it’s at.

That’s actually quite false. :slight_smile:

It seems that a lot of you equate skinny jeans with this idea. But honestly it isn’t your place to talk if you do not have any experience with any type of subculture (skinhead, metal, punk rock, psychobilly, etc).

Just so you know, there’s people who sleep in skinny jeans and have fights all the time, been in jail for stabbing someone, etc. I’m not saying this is a “manly” thing to do, I’m saying that a lot of people’s ideas here are skewed by some of those who wear skinny jeans.

The one reason I think ckallander is a huge douche bag, however, is because he said “it’s nearly 2010, skinny jeans are in, get over it” or something like that. So he’s of the type of people that suck in the “skinny jeans-wearing category”. These are the people that the scum bags that I mentioned above (who wear skinny jeans) stab. [/quote]

I do know. I know about subcultures. I have several male Goth friends, one even wears more make up than I do. Thankfully, only one wears skinny jeans. And I agree that the OP would definitely get stabbed, and that’s fine by me. :slight_smile: