Neighbor is a full-on right-wing nut

I was over my neighbors house and he told me he doesn’t like Fox News-which was surprising to me, as he was in his window saluting the TV when Lee Greenwood sang “Proud to be an American”.during the RNC party. He said Fox News isn’t right-wing enough for him. Totally brainwashed.

we are all ‘brainwashed’. the question only is who washes your brain

Certainly not Faux.

There’s far more nutjobs out there than we give this country credit for.

You mean that you were in the window watching him salute the TV, which is pretty weird.

And you want us to believe that he’s the kook?

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Things that did not happen for $500, Alex.

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No, D-bag! I could here that endlessly stupid Lee Greenwood song as both our Windows were open. I looked out to see WTH is going on and there was Zack, looking as stupid as ever saluting what I believed was the TV.
So there you go fucktard.

In Florida. In July.

Yeah. Ok.

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OMG!!!
Guys!!!
I just found out that @zecarlo is a right-wing stand up comedian!!!
Pretty funny too, but with those political views he can forget about breaking into the mainstream.

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If this is true, why didn’t you just shoot fireworks through his window?

It’s like you’re not even trying.

Roman Candle Fiiiiiiight! Yeahhhh!

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This guy gets it.

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Genetically I’m like 98% florida man.

My clade was landlocked on this side of the Appalachians when the glaciers receded and we had to kill all the beers before there was no more ice.

Castoli the clown is a peeping tom pervert…totally sick dude

I’m half tempted to start a Florida Man thread, but no one would believe what we would say.

Florida man is real.

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Damn right. You can see, hear, and talk with a Florida Man.

They say all Florida Mans are descendants of Sasquatch. And on a quiet night out in the glades, if you listen very closely- behind the chorus of bullfrogs and chirps of the gators you can hear him calling out “Won’t you flyyyy hiiiiigh, Free Bird, yeah…” .

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NPR did a story on that. Coincidentally, I was in FL when I heard it.

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I’ve gone through puberty.

No, from the Skunk-Ape, not Sasquatch.
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Yeah, it was a beautiful night, breeze blowing. Felt good. This whole week is gonna be like that night. Then back to the oppresive 90’s and 100’s.