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(1) She obviously wants a relationship, despite what she may be telling you. I think you already know this and know that down the road there’s likely to be an emotional shitstorm to deal with, but it may still be worth it. You don’t not eat an apple just because you’ll get a core at the end.

(2) I hope any of the guys who post on here looking for dating advice have learned this much: being nice to a woman has almost correlation to you making the sexytime with her. If you turn her on enough, you can make a thread bragging about fucking her to an audience of millions and she won’t care. I’m sure it works the same way for women to men as well.

(3) It always cracks me up how the ethnicity of a woman is always a turn-on. “Oh shit, she’s Puerto Rican/Russian/French/Brazilian/Bosnian you know those bitches are freaks.” It really doesn’t matter what the ethnicity is either. It’s only legit when you are talking about Estonian women. Then it’s actually true.

I think if you contact a former 6th-grade student of yours, arrange a meeting, have said meeting flaunted on the web for all to see and still fuck him anyway… you deserve just a little bit of ridicule. But that’s just me.

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[quote]IB.Curlin wrote:
The teacher saw Mac made a previous post about their facebook interactions, and slept with him anyway. She should have known better then to send him another message via facebook.

Get out while you can, you got a good story, time to end it. She is obviously looking for something deeper then what you are, otherwise she would not have invited you to the NYE party. However, you should have gone to the party just to experience the inevitable greeting…

Teacher: This is my friend HM
Friend: Where did you guys meet?
Teacher: Ahhhhhhhh [/quote]

Well, to her credit, at least she waited until he was no longer still attending the 6th grade!

As someone who used to live in Florida during the time it seemed like every other week some teacher there was all over the news for seducing middle schoolers, I kept wondering if there was something in the water down there that made those female teachers act like lunatics.

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I don’t see the problem here. Fell free to correct me if I’m wrong or fill in any blanks HM. You guys were gonna meet up and hang out and probably bang. Then some douche tried to sabotage you by sending her the other thread. Then she decided to overlook that and do you anyway. After that you told her you couldn’t go to the NYE party with her because you promised another friend you would go to his earlier. She sends you a fuck load of texts and calls you early new years morning. Then later that day you see her Facebook message and post it here. The message declares she will probably be to busy to see you after today so if you want to hang out again now is the time to do it. She also tells you she doesn’t expect a relationship with you due to obvious circumstances.
So whats your major malfunction? Seems she just doesn’t want to be fucked and discarded like some hooker and wants to remain friendly with you. Tell her the truth that you were really busy that’s all and if you do want to see her set something up, if you don’t then tell her straight up.

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[quote]dianab wrote:

[quote]sluicy wrote:

[quote]BobParr wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Possible future headlines:

6th Grade Teacher in Florida Questioned for Having Man’s Penis in Formaldyhyde Jar in Science Class

[/quote]

Make that two penises! You’re forgetting the whole MMF thing. LOL

But seriously HM, I’ve joining the others here who are saying you’re not doing the right thing here. If she’s a nice woman, she really deserves better from you. And if she’s nutty - which might well be the case - then you’re best advised to stay far away from her.[/quote]

There’s no evidence so far that she’s nutty. [/quote]

au contraire…
HM made a thread about banging his 6th grade teacher
She found out about it
AND
banged him anyways
AND she was his 6TH GRADE TEACHER
I see evidence of nutty.[/quote]

Well, I stand by my headlines. Fact is, she’s his former 6th grade teacher. Banging her, while epic in some circles, isn’t exactly ‘normal’.

When dealing with women who are not normal, there is one universal law: Protect your penis.

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[quote]

Teacher: This is my friend HM
Friend: Where did you guys meet?
Teacher: Ahhhhhhhh [/quote]

This is amazing.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Hold it. The teacher knew about the thread and banged him anyway? If she didn’t have a problem with it, then she was down with the cause. Sounds to me like she was looking for a good time regardless of anything else. Sorry, but this chick’s halo doesn’t shine that brightly in my opinion. She knew what she was doing, the moment he walked in the door. She banged him knowing beforehand that he made a thread about it? That is one bad bitch right there. [/quote]

I’ll only speak regarding my post which had nothing about the teacher.

My posts were only in response to Holy Macaroni’s actions. Banging her, and then posting it publicly for him and his bro’s and everyone else to ridicule this woman.

For all anyone knows she hasn’t called him or emailed him or texted him multiple times. Her email was cordial and straight to the point. She wasn’t going loony in that message he posted. Why she did it, I don’t know, it wasn’t a smart decision first because of his previous post and second he’s a 22yr old boy.

I hope she doesn’t find out about this post.

Holy Mac acted like a twat and this is a punk boyz move.

[/quote]

True, OG. I know I wouldn’t “kiss and tell” so to speak. But HM isn’t a bad guy. I think it’s an age-related thing. Not to say there aren’t twats who are 20 years older than him, and those guys have no excuse.

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[quote]SteelyD wrote:

[quote]dianab wrote:

[quote]sluicy wrote:

[quote]BobParr wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Possible future headlines:

6th Grade Teacher in Florida Questioned for Having Man’s Penis in Formaldyhyde Jar in Science Class

[/quote]

Make that two penises! You’re forgetting the whole MMF thing. LOL

But seriously HM, I’ve joining the others here who are saying you’re not doing the right thing here. If she’s a nice woman, she really deserves better from you. And if she’s nutty - which might well be the case - then you’re best advised to stay far away from her.[/quote]

There’s no evidence so far that she’s nutty. [/quote]

au contraire…
HM made a thread about banging his 6th grade teacher
She found out about it
AND
banged him anyways
AND she was his 6TH GRADE TEACHER
I see evidence of nutty.[/quote]

Well, I stand by my headlines. Fact is, she’s his former 6th grade teacher. Banging her, while epic in some circles, isn’t exactly ‘normal’.

When dealing with women who are not normal, there is one universal law: Protect your penis.
[/quote]

Wiser words have not been spoken.

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Throw a curve ball, Mac.

Propose
Marry
Cheat like Tiger
Get hit with a barbell
Lose all your Kraft Macaroni sponsorships

…and hit it again.

High Five

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[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:

[quote]BobParr wrote:
Sluicy, I was thinking of her persistence about contacting him without a response when I said that. To me her behavior says “potential stalker.”

When someone’s apparently too busy to give me the time of day, they very quickly get the same indifference back. But that’s just me.
[/quote]

I’d respond to this post, but I just can’t be bothered.

;)[/quote]

That’s because you’re expending all of your energy on SA. Pussy;)[/quote]

Come on. Can you blame me? I mean, look at those abzzzz…

swoons

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HM do this:

Go ‘out’ with her one more time but do not fuck her afterwards. Go to like Disneyland or do lunch and do something at the beach. Don’t know if its too late. If it is, keep contact (friendly) until you see her again and do the date thing then. Tell her whatever you need to tell her personally when you are physcially with her.

Other than that has it ever occurred to you guys that this could be PTSS, better known as post traumatic sex syndrome, as in he was so good in bed that he left a trail of crazed but confused emotional energy with the lovely lady. Maybe she found the proverbial but tangible ‘“Holy” Grail’… dry joke drums

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Hold it. The teacher knew about the thread and banged him anyway? If she didn’t have a problem with it, then she was down with the cause. Sounds to me like she was looking for a good time regardless of anything else. Sorry, but this chick’s halo doesn’t shine that brightly in my opinion. She knew what she was doing, the moment he walked in the door. She banged him knowing beforehand that he made a thread about it? That is one bad bitch right there. [/quote]

I’ll only speak regarding my post which had nothing about the teacher.

My posts were only in response to Holy Macaroni’s actions. Banging her, and then posting it publicly for him and his bro’s and everyone else to ridicule this woman.

For all anyone knows she hasn’t called him or emailed him or texted him multiple times. Her email was cordial and straight to the point. She wasn’t going loony in that message he posted. Why she did it, I don’t know, it wasn’t a smart decision first because of his previous post and second he’s a 22yr old boy.

I hope she doesn’t find out about this post.

Holy Mac acted like a twat and this is a punk boyz move.

[/quote]

All men do it sorry to break your heart. Just older men usually keep it quiet around the lady folk. I have heard old men in their 40-50’s talk about their conquests just as young men. However, lady folk do not hear about it, because it is like telling on your grandpa when he pulls out the moonshine and he gives you some. You don’t do it. However when your cousin pulls out the moonshine it’ll get around he has a bottle or two.

Compare me to my uncle, the guy brings a different woman home each week. No one in church says anything, however I court another woman than I did last week and I get shit thrown at me for being promiscuous by the old ladies saying I’m corrupt, et cetera.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Hold it. The teacher knew about the thread and banged him anyway? If she didn’t have a problem with it, then she was down with the cause. Sounds to me like she was looking for a good time regardless of anything else. Sorry, but this chick’s halo doesn’t shine that brightly in my opinion. She knew what she was doing, the moment he walked in the door. She banged him knowing beforehand that he made a thread about it? That is one bad bitch right there. [/quote]

I’ll only speak regarding my post which had nothing about the teacher.

My posts were only in response to Holy Macaroni’s actions. Banging her, and then posting it publicly for him and his bro’s and everyone else to ridicule this woman.

For all anyone knows she hasn’t called him or emailed him or texted him multiple times. Her email was cordial and straight to the point. She wasn’t going loony in that message he posted. Why she did it, I don’t know, it wasn’t a smart decision first because of his previous post and second he’s a 22yr old boy.

I hope she doesn’t find out about this post.

Holy Mac acted like a twat and this is a punk boyz move.

[/quote]

HolyMac did what HolyMac does, he’s never acted any other way from day one on here, which makes me think he acts like himself in real life too. Either that’s what she likes about him, or she’s an airhead. Either way he did nothing wrong in posting his life story, for all we know she’s bragging about being a couger to some young 22 yr/o to her friends.

HM,
My name is brian and I’m coming to the party next time.

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[quote]dOcean13 wrote:

(3) It always cracks me up how the ethnicity of a woman is always a turn-on. “Oh shit, she’s Puerto Rican/Russian/French/Brazilian/Bosnian you know those bitches are freaks.” It really doesn’t matter what the ethnicity is either. It’s only legit when you are talking about Estonian women. Then it’s actually true.
[/quote]

well how bout those Cro-Magnon women? Those chicks are animals.

no seriously, they’re animals.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

All men do it sorry to break your heart. [/quote]

Bastards!
Who knew huh.

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[quote]Airtruth wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Hold it. The teacher knew about the thread and banged him anyway? If she didn’t have a problem with it, then she was down with the cause. Sounds to me like she was looking for a good time regardless of anything else. Sorry, but this chick’s halo doesn’t shine that brightly in my opinion. She knew what she was doing, the moment he walked in the door. She banged him knowing beforehand that he made a thread about it? That is one bad bitch right there. [/quote]

I’ll only speak regarding my post which had nothing about the teacher.

My posts were only in response to Holy Macaroni’s actions. Banging her, and then posting it publicly for him and his bro’s and everyone else to ridicule this woman.

For all anyone knows she hasn’t called him or emailed him or texted him multiple times. Her email was cordial and straight to the point. She wasn’t going loony in that message he posted. Why she did it, I don’t know, it wasn’t a smart decision first because of his previous post and second he’s a 22yr old boy.

I hope she doesn’t find out about this post.

Holy Mac acted like a twat and this is a punk boyz move.

[/quote]

HolyMac did what HolyMac does, he’s never acted any other way from day one on here, which makes me think he acts like himself in real life too. Either that’s what she likes about him, or she’s an airhead. Either way he did nothing wrong in posting his life story, for all we know she’s bragging about being a couger to some young 22 yr/o to her friends.

HM,
My name is brian and I’m coming to the party next time.[/quote]

Well said.

She could very well be bragging about how she bagged a younger guy, but I doubt anyone would criticize her. Let’s face it, this chick practically handed him the pussy without him having to try much. Can I flaw him for that? Hell no. From everything he has mentioned with regards to her words and actions, this chick was looking for a good time about as equally as he was. The exception being that perhaps she was looking or maybe hoping it might lead to a relationship. That too is not HM’s fault. Some women are known the think that sex will lead to love or a relationship, which is not written or set in stone. (Notice I said SOME women, before you ladies flame me for saying so.)

I see plenty of people flaming HM for posting a thread about this whole thing, and my personal opinion is that it isn’t cool. But again, he is acting his age, and I don’t see how much different this would be if he was bragging to his boys about it, or if she was telling her girls about HM’s ability to hit, as well as his pecker size. Remember, some of you weren’t exactly saints when you were 22, hell if I got into heaven it would be only because God graded on a curve.

She also knew about the thread and still fucked him? Her baller ability is equal to his IMO. She is no saint by any means, but I think Hm should be straight up with her. She claims to be able to take the truth, maybe Mac should see how true that is. But this is a case of pussy on a platter, at which HM dined on as he should. She is grown and knew what she is doing.

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Wow. So Friday night was spent on this?

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MaximusB:

Well said.

She could very well be bragging about how she bagged a younger guy, but I doubt anyone would criticize her. Let’s face it, this chick practically handed him the pussy without him having to try much. Can I flaw him for that? Hell no. From everything he has mentioned with regards to her words and actions, this chick was looking for a good time about as equally as he was. The exception being that perhaps she was looking or maybe hoping it might lead to a relationship. That too is not HM’s fault. Some women are known the think that sex will lead to love or a relationship, which is not written or set in stone. (Notice I said SOME women, before you ladies flame me for saying so.)

I see plenty of people flaming HM for posting a thread about this whole thing, and my personal opinion is that it isn’t cool. But again, he is acting his age, and I don’t see how much different this would be if he was bragging to his boys about it, or if she was telling her girls about HM’s ability to hit, as well as his pecker size. Remember, some of you weren’t exactly saints when you were 22, hell if I got into heaven it would be only because God graded on a curve.

She also knew about the thread and still fucked him? Her baller ability is equal to his IMO. She is no saint by any means, but I think Hm should be straight up with her. She claims to be able to take the truth, maybe Mac should see how true that is. But this is a case of pussy on a platter, at which HM dined on as he should. She is grown and knew what she is doing

(His post was better than mine)

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neelydan can’t wait to play informant again, and change his name to holy macahero

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ps, lol @ douchebags trying to play moral cop on the internet

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
MaximusB:

Well said.

She could very well be bragging about how she bagged a younger guy, but I doubt anyone would criticize her. Let’s face it, this chick practically handed him the pussy without him having to try much. Can I flaw him for that? Hell no. From everything he has mentioned with regards to her words and actions, this chick was looking for a good time about as equally as he was. The exception being that perhaps she was looking or maybe hoping it might lead to a relationship. That too is not HM’s fault. Some women are known the think that sex will lead to love or a relationship, which is not written or set in stone. (Notice I said SOME women, before you ladies flame me for saying so.)

I see plenty of people flaming HM for posting a thread about this whole thing, and my personal opinion is that it isn’t cool. But again, he is acting his age, and I don’t see how much different this would be if he was bragging to his boys about it, or if she was telling her girls about HM’s ability to hit, as well as his pecker size. Remember, some of you weren’t exactly saints when you were 22, hell if I got into heaven it would be only because God graded on a curve.

She also knew about the thread and still fucked him? Her baller ability is equal to his IMO. She is no saint by any means, but I think Hm should be straight up with her. She claims to be able to take the truth, maybe Mac should see how true that is. But this is a case of pussy on a platter, at which HM dined on as he should. She is grown and knew what she is doing

(His post was better than mine)[/quote]

I agree with this, also.

First of all, she still followed through AFTER finding out what HM had posted. So, really, she seems a little naive, not crazy. Something’s a little “off” with her, IMO.

Neither was thinking with their heads, and Mac, while being a young, healthy 22 yo male, should still know the difference between right and wrong.

The best thing he can do now, is tell her the truth and hopefully they both learned from this.