automatic dick pic, obvi
True words
Are you saying I should make a meme of her dick pic?
is … is there another way?
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Look at the floor and throw them a copy of Starting Strength.
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I would never take my eyes off a potential opponent … did Kato from Pink Panther not teach you anything??
Kato didn’t out-squat the biggest guys in the gym within 6 months of training.
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When in doubt, smash
Ask girls who they’re gonna vote for in 2020. Gotten me like 5 different puds in the last month alone. Girls be creamin when they hear how I’m gonna grab em by the kitty, make a conservative out of the selfie-takin narcissists they are, take them off to the country where we’ll marry, shoot guns all day and have a dozen kids all named after me.
Get with the program you No-game-havin troll. Jesus Christ save this country from the pussification of us all.
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Last twenty posts is exactly where this thread was going.
Brand into them the following digits: 5, 3, and 1.
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If you ask a girl for her digits and all she replies with is “5-3-1”, marry her.
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I don’t get it :P. What am I doing wrong? I thought there were no rules. What’s wrong with me.
Nothing: she simply wasn’t interested in you. You weren’t going to change that by texting.
If she’s not wanting to know anything about you after you find out stuff about her, disengage.
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So just be myself and if they aren’t interested don’t bother?
Only be yourself if that is someone worth being.
Do you have qualities that would interest someone? If not, develop some.
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Qualities like what? Can you name some?
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Do you genuinely not know of any positive qualities you have?
If you are just a default human, you won’t get too far.
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I’m in a youth group for a fraternity
I have a passion for lifting
I’m in the national honor society
I make memes of my friends and post them on Instagram. They get a lot of attention
Would someone possessing those qualities attract and interest you?
Yeah I’d like someone as silly as me. And a girl who lifts would be awesome.
Oh yeah and a girl that’s not stupid
I thought earlier you said looks were important. Do they no longer matter to you?
I don’t even know anymore.