This was very eloquently stated.
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That’s what I thought!
Dude, every single reply from her was like 1 word. You weren’t texting WITH her: you were texting AT her.
That wasn’t a dialogue. She asked you zero follow-up questions, did not want to know your opinion on things, etc etc. You have to learn to read the language. She was not interested in you.
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You led with DBZ? I’m shocked she responded. You’re boring af.
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See? You let women watch Dragonball Z and soon they start getting into politics. You failed because in this current socio-political climate, women are being told they can reject a man when he asks her out. You are also clearly out leveraged on social media.
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That was brutal man
I have to mull that over a bit but my lord that was difficult to read
QFT
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Fortunately, I could always type with my eyes closed, so I can still respond to this after having clawed my eyes out of their sockets from soul-crushing embarrassment.
- Stop sending memes.
- When a girl is concerned about a foreign humanitarian crisis, don’t say “The US shouldn’t get involved. It’s crazy that dudes get raped. You’re so woke for caring about this. Texts aren’t enough right now. Let’s hang out.”
- Stop sending memes.
- It is incredibly annoying when I’m trying to end a conversation by giving exclusively one word answers and the person talking to you just doesn’t get that you don’t want to talk.
- Stop sending memes.
- If you ask a girl to hang out and she says “it won’t be possible”, that’s a no, in every sense of the word. Did you have to ask if she was so busy that she could never, at any point in her life, spend a few minutes with you face to face?
- Just…stop sending memes.
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What if the girl sends you memes?
Oh SHIT, meme away then broski. Ur woke.
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Just asking cause the girl I’m chatting sends me memes!
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No girl in the history of human civilization has ever watched DBZ. If they say they have, they are LYING. They wear the t-shirts because the characters look cute. Which is why guys who think these same characters are badass are NERDS.
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I was just messing with you. Memes are like dick pics - don’t send them unsolicited. If she’s sending you them, go for it.
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If she’s sending you dick picks, things have taken a turn.
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My wife has straight up watched all of DBZ, and we rewatched a lot of it together. And she’s hot. Eat it.
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If she sends you a dick pic, respond with a meme. Duh.
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And my wife fakes orgasms. Same thing.
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Just to continue on this, if you ask someone “Hey, I saw you were concerned about a crisis: what’s going on” and all they do is link you to an article and say “Read this”, that’s a not even terribly polite way to tell you to f**k off.
Someone that wants to talk with you will want you to hear their spin on it. Someone that wants you to go away will give you a chore to do.
It’d be like if you approached someone at the gym and say “Hey man, I’d love to hear your thoughts on training” and they just threw a copy of “SuperTraining” at your face and said “Read that”
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Does she sound like she’s going Super Saiyan when she does?
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I wouldn’t know. I don’t watch DBZ.
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Holy cow, all this time I thought you were a dude!
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