Wrong answer. As a late teen, when somebody tells you something you don’t like or think is wrong, you are supposed to focus all of your angst and youthful energy to prove them wrong.
Like when Nancy Reagan came to my school and did the whole “say No to drugs” thing.
Haha! I showed her!
Nah dude I was messing with you. You’re gonna be fine, man. Just gotta chill out.
Or like when the 90s happened and our parents told us we should rebel and we all just got really apathetic and wore flannel.
just had to slip that one in there 
She said it not me
self-stereotyping. lovely.
You clearly haven’t seen my incredible lack of hand eye coordination
Case in point, she really meant to type “go fly a kite @liftangryordie500” but due to her incredibly deficient hand eye coordination got
You mansplainer. Trying to tell a woman what she meant to say. For shame! 
What does this mean? I’m assuming I shouldn’t take this phrase literally
I mean, I certainly don’t want to wait around for her to type it out … who the hell knows what she’s likely to say…
Essentially means to go pound sand, hit the bricks, take a long walk off a short pier
, amscray
you guys give me too much credit 
I fully admit I’m on the spectrum, have misanthropic tendencies sometimes and fail to understand political correctness. I’ve also been spoiled shitless by my very well meaning parents. Flame away
Fuck political correctness.
I mean, at least buy it dinner first you animal
It’s wild because randoms talk about bbq and chili and now it’s some chinese crap.
Nah, that’s definitely not why it’s wild.
Anyhoo… My advice, the best relationships start as friendships, imo. Pretty sure someone already said that above, but just wanted to reiterate.
You really don’t understand how comedy works, do you?
