Need Some High-School Dating Tips

What makes an anonymous internet poster more random than the next?

=Rand()

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I don’t think you do dummy. Only an idiot judges someone’s taste in humor. Although you may not find it funny millions of other people will. The kind of stuff gets posted on meme accounts everyday. What do those accounts have? Followers. You can quit replying to my post please.

But this isn’t true at all. Quite the opposite you will find. Everyone is evaluated on what they find humorous, and it can actually even impact your professional career: for good or for ill.

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its_true

Among other things of course

Explain the humor in the last meme you posted.

Use your head. I’m sure you’ll figure it out.

I do know the humor it is trying to convey, which is why I know it’s lame.

I asked you to explain because I want to know what YOU find funny about this kind of lame humor.

I’m confused on why you take your time to critique humor on an internet forum thread meant for dating tips. Shoo shoo humor cop.

You are aware there is a correlation…

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I’m confused at why everytime I ask someone to explain the rationale behind his opinion on something, the person always spends more time dodging and deflecting instead of answering the question.

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Welcome to everyday of my existence

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Probably because most people absorb their opinions from some external source (parents, TV, etc…) instead of actually thinking for themselves.

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I don’t have to answer your questions douche.

Yeah this is some great dating advice I feel super inspired to get all da ladies.

You could view this as an opportunity to work on your conversation skills, which should help you get da ladies.

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You told me to “use my head”. I gave you a proper answer in response. Hence, it would be common courtesy to answer my question, wouldn’t it?

Or are you just some “keyboard warrior”?

Dude, if you don’t like the tips you’re getting from online strangers, stop posting updates on your love life here. Go get a girl, or don’t. It’s up to you. No one hates you, everyone just gives each other shit and you’ve made yourself an easy target. Get a real life girlfriend and squat 400lbs and people will probably stop whatever it is they’re doing that bothers you. The main issue is not that you have these issues, it’s that they have not gotten one bit better since you began asking for advice.

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Just enjoy life. That’s the best advice I can give. You’re 16 for fuck sakes.

Do the stuff you like to do and stop worrying so much about finding a girl. It’s like the saying, a watched kettle never boils. You’re too focused on getting a girlfriend that you’re trying to force it. Life rarely happens like that in my experience.

Join as many clubs, groups, etc… that you can.
Try every hobby you can think of that even remotely interests you.
Go to youth group at your church, play in a band, join a video game league, write for your school paper, literally what ever the fuck you enjoy. Chances are you will meet a girl that you like and that likes you.

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@dt79 is being a dick no one else.