That’s literally what a troll does. They get a kick out of messing with other people
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Do you feel like this is helping? How so? Where have you seen improvement? How have you implemented ANY of the advice given? POIDH.
Dang, I literally had to google that. I ain’t that young anymore…
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Bruh, we’ve been using that 'round these parts for at least 10 years
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Why not:
Continue to do your calisthentics/dumbbell workouts
Learn a new creative skill (song, art, writing)
Volunteer (Join a habitat for humanity build team to help with your future goal of construction management)
Work and stack paper
I was broke as shit throughout college because I couldn’t get a job due to “little work experience”, because they expected some level of work expeirence before I turned 18. Plenty of places will hire you at 16/17, even if its under the table.
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just starting to? man you’re slow 
It’s interesting that our friend tlgains seems to think the ONLY way to pass time in the summer, as a teenager, is by sitting at a computer all day asking strangers for dating advice on the internet.
What do we expect you to do? Fucking ANYTHING else, man. Be a little more creative.
You know what would REALLY serve you? What would make you a better, more attractive, human being? Get rid of the computers and phones and internet from now until you start back in school. I’m assuming we’re only talking a couple weeks here. I think you would benefit TREMENDOUSLY from that. Tell your close friends you’re going dark for 2 weeks. Figure out how to occupy your time without the internet for a couple weeks. You would never regret doing it.
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I know the phrase. Just my first time seeing the abbreviation. Lol
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Honestly, if you simply can’t think of anything to do to improve yourself, here’s a checklist.
Learn to cook 2 meals. Make one of them a pasta dish. The other meat based. Everyone in the world loves pasta and it’s stupid easy to make. You’ll impress prospective mates with your ability to cook for yourself vs dinner at McDonalds. Meat, on the other hand, is great for getting big and strong.
Read 1 book of poetry and 1 book of existential philosophy. The former will make you well read, the latter will help expand your horizons. Since you’re a Christian, for the book of poetry, may I recommend Dante’s “Divine Comedy”. Get a good translator.
Write 2 essays in preparation for your college application. Colleges will almost always want to know about a life changing event or a situation where you overcame adversity, so write on that topic for at least 1 of them. For another one, maybe consider writing about your most influential educator (doesn’t have to be a teacher. Could be a coach, religious figure, parent, etc). Even if you aren’t asked these EXACT questions for your college applications, you’ll have a good framework to steal from. In addition, writing skills are perishable, and your time off during this summer has done you no favors. Consider regularly writing essays after this to keep the skillset sharp.
Shave 30 seconds off your 1 mile run time.
These are all things you can easily get done before the end of summer and start of the school year.
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Thanks but I never said I don’t know how to improve myself. I started walking at the track with my mom and I wrote 3 college essays. Currently refining one and studying for the SAT. There is one thing I need to improve it’s been bugging me since 7th grade and I’m about to be a senior.
Should definitely learn to cook though.
Nor did I.
The reading thing too.
My bad bro
I have cooked chili before it was yummy. You got a good pasta dish recipe with turkey?
Yeeeaahhh, doin’ fine. Lookin’ good!
What was the issue again, given how gloriously well it’s been going?
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This defeats the whole “learn” aspect.
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google is your friend here buddy
Hey guys guess what. My class sits at tables in my economics class. The girl that rejected me after that embarrassing texting sits right in front of me like face to face. This sucks lol.
At least you won’t hear her making plans with other guys in front of you. She’s too busy. Like, forever. Will literally never have time to meet with people.
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Here’s what ya do … find a dank meme and send it to her in instamessage, THEN print it out and put it on her desk so she super knows you. AND THEN, like totally flirt with her on faceapp but like legit ignore her in class … no eye contact like you were a Burgundy child
She’ll totally come around (I feel like I’m prepping this young man for inceldom)
OOOOOR, just, ya know,
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Some of my classmates did this thing where they’d just stand up and slap their dick on their desk.
That’s it. Just slap your dick down on the desk. Only rule was (obviously) don’t get caught by a girl or a teacher.
I think if you change it, and have the rule be, don’t get caught by anybody, but make sure the girl sees the whole thing, you will either have a very BAD situation, or a very GOOD situation.
The rest is up to you.