Need Some High-School Dating Tips

just because…

God I love that movie … hahaha

So, my wife started watching Good Omens on Amazon recently and Michael McKean is in it - I glance at the screen and say “Hey look, it’s David St. Hubbins!”

She says “Is that the actor’s name?” so I say, “Yea, he was in a band in the 80s called Spinal Tap” - she googled and just confirmed that that guy was indeed the guy in the band Spinal Tap and his name was David St. Hubbins … she now thinks Michael McKean’s name is David St. Hubbins … I don’t have the heart to tell her

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Pulled off a Brit accent AND performing Sex Farm with a straight face = forever David St Hubbins!

Lol yeah I know what you mean, and my teenage self would try to kick my ass for saying this, but as grown ass man I find girls dress themselves in a way too sexualized fashion.
I’m not even talking about 17 year olds, I’m talking way younger than that. I find it obscene.
But I also remember old folks bitching about girls taking mini skirts to school so maybe them kids should just get off my lawn.

Hey I have an Idea…you have a teen sister…op is a teen boy…you could set them up. I can tell he’s a great guy.

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Lol my italian friend lupo told me that’s how all the popular faggots get girls by advertising themselves.

Holy cow…

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so many twists and turns haha

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I used the direct approach once. It was very nerve racking. I’m probably gonna have to do it again later in life.

This dating stuff is very hard.

I bet you get all the ladies with your sense of humor.

It has helped, yeah.

Op I hope it’s not too late but I would like you to know that I was joking about the roofies.

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Yea man … the more this thread goes on, the more I’m thinking we shouldn’t make jokes like that with this kid

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Yup. He would fuck it up for sure, probably mess up the dosage.

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Yep not what I meant but I lol’d

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I guess I think it’s in everyone best interest if we don’t want some kind of mass shooting in a few years

I wouldn’t worry, those kind of ocurrences are pretty rare.

Pfff no worries, this site has already spawned a vampire, African warlord/pimp-daddy and multiple CIA assasins

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were you around for this dude kliplement or something like that … he would always talk about his Ghana girls and how he was attacked by some dude with a machete or some thing like that …

he was active around when I first started lurking these parts … fucking 14 years ago … my lord I’m old

Yep, thats the one