Anyone who thinks they’re huge would certainly have pics of themselves. If you think you’ve worked hard lifting and you say you lift to have an impressive, powerful physique then it would be almost unfathomable to not have a couple of pics of yourself.
Even I, a slob closing in on 40, has pics in my profile with me sucking in my guy and puffing out my forearms, um, chest.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Anyone who thinks they’re huge would certainly have pics of themselves. If you think you’ve worked hard lifting and you say you lift to have an impressive, powerful physique then it would be almost unfathomable to not have a couple of pics of yourself.
Even I, a slob closing in on 40, has pics in my profile with me sucking in my guy and puffing out my forearms, um, chest.[/quote]
Hell yeah. I even got one taken at a terrible angle to highlight my bulk belly. You know, just to tone down the awesomeness a bit. I don’t see no reason to hurt nobody.
I’m a 215lb freaking HULK!! End of story.
Dude, fuck that shit…I’m built like a fucking 6 foot, 250lb condom crammed full of walnuts!
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
Im sure the reason this guy is single has everything to do with the classless “today’s women” and not the fact that hes a tool…[/quote]
We are all single at some point, right? I was married for 6 years, have a daughter. just seeing how women are today, how they act. how quickly they break up with a boyfriend. I want something that seems to no longer exist. a woman with a bit of class. not some skanky whore. a woman who will be loyal and devoted. and put me above all. and i will also do the same. put her above all. like i said many times, i was born in the wrong century.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Lol holy shit I was gonna start a giant quote-compilation of all the dumb shit he’s said here since my last post…but I was overwhelmed with the sheer volume of the stupidity, so I gave up.
I’M A 285 LBS FREAKING HULK GUYS!!![/quote]
You have to understand. you have to take what i say with a grain of salt. you guys egg me on, so i oblige. do i mean what i say, of course. but normally i wouldn’t say it. unless egged on.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
blackaggar, honestly, what are you a buck 80 if that. i can tell you right now. i have far more separation than you do. and im a good 100lbs heavier than you. I love how you talk about insertions. coming from a guy whos probably been training for 2 years. [/quote]
You know what. Youre right. I was just looking at the avatar picture, I hadn’t opened up the larger version. I see the separation
In your DOUBLE GODAMNED CHIN
You have a double chin. That means you have enough fat around your face and neck to necessitate the folding of your skin to accommodate the build up of fat cells.
Now go back to wal-mart, find a loyal land-whale of a girlfriend, and stop contributing to the obesity epidemic.
[/quote]
double chin. hmmm, lighting is funny that way. but i can assure you, while i may not be frank zane ripped, or even ripped at all, im far from fat. google some pics of Jay Cutler in the offseason sometime. his face isn’t exactly ripped.
I want to see a bodybuilder who has a ripped face now.
Oh wait…no pics of Flex Wheeler after his car accident…that doesn’t count.
[quote]bugeishaAD wrote:
285lbs HULK! God this thread is amazing. Also, lol @ people calling themselves bodybuilders and being super hcore and dedicated and never having a single picture of themselves…
this is just your world though, and we’re just living in it.
you probably incline 495 x 6-15 reps, depending on how you feel that day.[/quote]
i don’t get it. that not a pic of myself as my avatar??? sure, it may not be a whole body shot, but it pretty much shows my entire upper body.
why don’t i have tons of pics of myself. hmmm, to impress women? women seem for the most part to be scared of me. not all, but most. as to have pics for guys, why. they can see me when i go train. or go to hampton beach up in NH.
Well, entire upper-upper body.
Look, here’s one of me to get started. I’m nowhere near gay by the way. No jokes about my face too.
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
You can talk about insertions all you want. im a 285lb freaking hulk. end of story. does the hulk have shitty insertions also. bhahaahahah. that one made me laugh. really.[/quote]
Lets see the proof. Until you do, all you are is an annoying troll
[/quote]
Why the hate bro? [/quote]
I’m just a hater[/quote]
Not cool brah.
[quote]JayPierce wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Anyone who thinks they’re huge would certainly have pics of themselves. If you think you’ve worked hard lifting and you say you lift to have an impressive, powerful physique then it would be almost unfathomable to not have a couple of pics of yourself.
Even I, a slob closing in on 40, has pics in my profile with me sucking in my guy and puffing out my forearms, um, chest.[/quote]
Hell yeah. I even got one taken at a terrible angle to highlight my bulk belly. You know, just to tone down the awesomeness a bit. I don’t see no reason to hurt nobody.
I’m a 215lb freaking HULK!! End of story.[/quote]
LOL @ both these posts…
BRB, inspecting if I have a double chin.
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
blackaggar, honestly, what are you a buck 80 if that. i can tell you right now. i have far more separation than you do. and im a good 100lbs heavier than you. I love how you talk about insertions. coming from a guy whos probably been training for 2 years. [/quote]
You know what. Youre right. I was just looking at the avatar picture, I hadn’t opened up the larger version. I see the separation
In your DOUBLE GODAMNED CHIN
You have a double chin. That means you have enough fat around your face and neck to necessitate the folding of your skin to accommodate the build up of fat cells.
Now go back to wal-mart, find a loyal land-whale of a girlfriend, and stop contributing to the obesity epidemic.
[/quote]
That actually made me LOL, I’ve read my two funniest ever posts today! (BG’s was the other in the ‘How much privacy’ thread in case anyone is interested)
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
[quote]bugeishaAD wrote:
285lbs HULK! God this thread is amazing. Also, lol @ people calling themselves bodybuilders and being super hcore and dedicated and never having a single picture of themselves…
this is just your world though, and we’re just living in it.
you probably incline 495 x 6-15 reps, depending on how you feel that day.[/quote]
i don’t get it. that not a pic of myself as my avatar??? sure, it may not be a whole body shot, but it pretty much shows my entire upper body. [/quote]
You are joking, right? Taking a shot from a foot away that shows a little upper chest, some traps, and some delts is “pretty much” your whole upper body? lol. LOOK AT MY AVATAR if you need an example.
I think most people are interested in seeing what your hulking physique looks like. So have a friend take one, or take one on your phone (lolol if you say your phone doesn’t have a camera), stand relaxed or flex if you dare, be shirtless, and in decent lighting so that the peanut gallery may bask in your glory.
@Nards
How many times have I told you not to pose without your shotgun, you lame twit?
@bugeishaAD
I think you should come clean and just tell roguevampire that you’re a jelly bastard.
Jelly 2 jelly, ring a ding dong ding ding.
[quote]Oregand wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
You can talk about insertions all you want. im a 285lb freaking hulk. end of story. does the hulk have shitty insertions also. bhahaahahah. that one made me laugh. really.[/quote]
Lets see the proof. Until you do, all you are is an annoying troll
[/quote]
Why the hate bro? [/quote]
I’m just a hater[/quote]
Not cool brah.[/quote]
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]Oregand wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
You can talk about insertions all you want. im a 285lb freaking hulk. end of story. does the hulk have shitty insertions also. bhahaahahah. that one made me laugh. really.[/quote]
Lets see the proof. Until you do, all you are is an annoying troll
[/quote]
Why the hate bro? [/quote]
I’m just a hater[/quote]
Not cool brah.[/quote]
[/quote]
The lulz for Patrick!
Btw, just to derail this thread your new squat PR was epic Dix.
[quote]Oregand wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]Oregand wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
You can talk about insertions all you want. im a 285lb freaking hulk. end of story. does the hulk have shitty insertions also. bhahaahahah. that one made me laugh. really.[/quote]
Lets see the proof. Until you do, all you are is an annoying troll
[/quote]
Why the hate bro? [/quote]
I’m just a hater[/quote]
Not cool brah.[/quote]
[/quote]
The lulz for Patrick!
Btw, just to derail this thread your new squat PR was epic Dix.[/quote]
Thanks brother
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
why don’t i have tons of pics of myself. hmmm, to impress women? women seem for the most part to be scared of me. not all, but most. as to have pics for guys, why. they can see me when i go train. or go to hampton beach up in NH. [/quote]
OH MY GOD RV, I’ll be going there at some point in the next month or so when I visit family in NH, CAN YOU PLEASE BLESS ME WITH YOUR PRESENCE!!!