Nastiest Thing You've Eaten?

[quote]john p wrote:
Dog, in Vietnam. Tasted like lamb, with fur still attached.[/quote]

That’s nasty - don’t think i could do that.

Canned Salmon. Not the pink stuff, the real stuff. It looked like they threw the whole fish in a blender then poured it into the can, bones, skin and all. Do people actually eat that stuff?

Nothing is nastier than a “crusty” girl – you know what I mean. If she’s turned on while your at a club and you take her home, rip her pants off and there it is: dried pussy juice. Its flattering, but how do you tell a girl to take a shower without insulting her?

[quote]super saiyan wrote:
ON’s cookies n’ cream protein powder. It tasted like someone ate a steaming pile of feces, then threw it up and left it in a dumpster for a week to bake in the sun; after which it was ground up into powder and sold for public consumption. No, really.[/quote]

LMFAO, so true, worst shit ever. there was a tub of it floating around my gym for awhile, it got pawned off on everyone, everytime someone got it. the next day they would come in and give it right back.

girlfriend the morning after the night before.
What can I say? I was drunk and forgot!

[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
girlfriend the morning after the night before.
What can I say? I was drunk and forgot![/quote]

Like a cold toasted cheese sandwich - Nasty!!!

I went to China a couple of years ago and had proper Chinese food. The first two dishes were shredded ducks’ feet and then boiled pigeons’ heads. I had to ask them “Where the fuck is the rest of the duck?”.

Back in the day…I read where Boyer Coe or Casey Viator…someone like that…used to take raw liver, and throw it blender with milk and drink it down.

Well…after reading that and trying to add any amount of muscle possible…I tried it.

Went out and bought some raw liver, milk, took a slab and blended it. I tried to chuck it down…ended chucking up instead. Nasty…

Thank God I found a good doctor and the rest as they say is history.

Found a can of boiled snail meat in the grocery store… every bite something nastier squirted out…I ate 6.

oysters

Who actually likes these things? It’s like eating snot.

Natto. Ugh.

http://www.yongfook.com/articles/article_2005_02_7_0429.php

Courtney Love?

Ballys B-FIT RX protein shake with Glucosamine Chondroiton. U know that taste when you have a cold and all the flem is in your throat…Strawberry flavored that…it didnt last to long.

[quote]RobertCoyote wrote:
Courtney Love?[/quote]

That’s more like a buffet.

I’ve eaten a couple spiders to gross out my neice. One was a jumping spider, one daddy longlegger-the red ones.
A few months ago I had a porkchop that had rotted in my fridge, so I put it in the freezer until garbage day, but forgot about it on garbage day. A few weeks later I thawed it out and used it in a wild mushroom stir fry. About an hour later, both ends went off like a bomb.

[quote]Nathan Devey wrote:
I’d have to go with the dog biscuits I was encouraged to eat when I was younger. But then there was the bark off the bottom of the Christmas tree stump too. Thanks asshole! lol
-DV[/quote]

Uh, yeah… sorry bout that.

Let me make it up to you by revealing an industry secret: cat feces is the most anabolic substance known to man. Happy eating!

Cheers

A bowl of cigar butts, cigarette ash, tobacco spit, and a little beer…hey I made some money off it, gimme a break.

Gelatinized pig ear-with lots of garlic. Also gelatinized chicken legs.

Also (I didn’t eat it) but there was a frat that ran 3 cans of Copenhagen through a coffee machine!

This was a Saturday Night Live skit. A recently deceased guy ends up at heavens gates and gets to ask the angel anything he wants about his life.

Deceased: Well. Let’s see… what’s the grossest thing I ever ate?

Angel: You don’t want to know.

Deceased: Oh. Okay. What about the 200th grossest thing?

Angel: Okay… that would be some butterscotch pudding that had a dead earwig in it.

Deceased: [ grimaces ] Oh, gross! You mean I never tasted it!

Angel: Well, you made this very funny face… but you were watching a football game on TV at the time…

[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
girlfriend the morning after the night before.
What can I say? I was drunk and forgot![/quote]

The morning after-you-or gangbang? Big difference please specify. Also, specify the menstrual state and if there was any yeast involved.

[quote]mertdawg wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
girlfriend the morning after the night before.
What can I say? I was drunk and forgot!

The morning after-you-or gangbang? Big difference please specify. Also, specify the menstrual state and if there was any yeast involved.

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Sorry. Morning after me. Menstraul state that day was clear, no yeast.
Although I did eat her once or twice during the period state.
Now that’s a T-Man, dammit!!