…because fuck the moon!
hell yes lets fuck the moon up!!!
Youd think there would be a better way…Like a cordless drill? Or a drilling Spacecraft? Or something better than, “Eh fuck it, just throw something at it”
How fucking funny would it be if we missed?
the alien civilization hiding inside the hollow moon is going to be fucking pissed
Oh noes!!
Yes, it is a stupid, retarded, asinine waste of taxpayers money, but so many people are overreacting. The comments in the one article demonstrate such a lack of knowledge it’s outstanding. A creative, over-embellished news title and people freak.
“What if we disturb the alien bases on the moon and instigate war? It’ll be like Star Wars!!1!1!!”
“We’ll knock the entire moon out of orbit, it will explode/vaporize, the earth will get super cold, we’ll, like, be hunting carabu.” (cue Michel Bay music)
“We, uh, need the moon, right? For moony stuff?”
It would be awesome if it missed, looped around and shot back at us cause of the moons orbit and hit… let’s say… Nebraska! OWNED!
what if it hits and goes out like a big broken light bulb?
because it totally attacked us first.
[quote]Gkhan wrote:
what if it hits and goes out like a big broken light bulb?[/quote]
Then Werewolves everywhere are gonna be pissed.
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
Oh noes!!
Yes, it is a stupid, retarded, asinine waste of taxpayers money, but so many people are overreacting. The comments in the one article demonstrate such a lack of knowledge it’s outstanding. A creative, over-embellished news title and people freak.
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How is it a waste of tax payers money? Research sounds like a very good way to use our money.
Its about time. I think I speak for everyone when I say that I’m getting pretty tired of the moon’s shit, what being a giant luminescent orb, just floating around doing jack shit, while people down here are losing their jobs and are unable to support their families.
Fuck you, moon. Your free ride is OVER.
I have heard rumors of a Al Queda terrorist camp right over the border into the dark side.
BG
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Its about time. I think I speak for everyone when I say that I’m getting pretty tired of the moon’s shit, what being a giant luminescent orb, just floating around doing jack shit, while people down here are losing their jobs and are unable to support their families.
Fuck you, moon. Your free ride is OVER.[/quote]
x2.
Well said!
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
because it totally attacked us first.[/quote]
Just like Jimbo in South Park. ‘‘It’s comin’ right at us!’’
I hope they hit the property I bought up there. It’s pretty rocky and I want that bitch level when I park my trailer.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
How fucking funny would it be if we missed?[/quote]
I’d giggle about 2% body fat off.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
…because fuck the moon! [/quote]
That was my first response, too.
I laughed when I saw you beat me to it.
Maybe I’ll finally get some sleep! The full moon always fucks up my slumber.