We all in your basez, killin your manz, bombin your cheezes
I guess the impact wasn’t as big they expected. And there might not be any water where the rocket hit, which brings this awesome quote:
However, Bicay said there could be other explanations for the absence of a water signal. For example, it may be that the water is unevenly distributed â?? even within the permanently shadowed polar craters that are thought to be the best prospects for ice mining. Bicay said LCROSS’ scientists may have come across a situation familiar to Texas oil wildcatters.
“We may have hit a dry hole rather than a wet hole,” he said.
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Oh noes!!
Yes, it is a stupid, retarded, asinine waste of taxpayers money, but so many people are overreacting. The comments in the one article demonstrate such a lack of knowledge it’s outstanding. A creative, over-embellished news title and people freak.
“What if we disturb the alien bases on the moon and instigate war? It’ll be like Star Wars!!1!1!!”
“We’ll knock the entire moon out of orbit, it will explode/vaporize, the earth will get super cold, we’ll, like, be hunting carabu.” (cue Michel Bay music)
“We, uh, need the moon, right? For moony stuff?”[/quote]
I just cant believe some of the quotes on that article, its like they are trying to sound dumb on purpose.
I’ve actually uncovered the truth, apparently the Vampire’s are way more well connected then we previously thought. They founded NASA way back during the Renaissance it actually stands for the Nocturnal Association of Superhuman Affairs It was originally comprised of Vampires, Werewolves, Shapeshifters, Gargoyles, and Worlocks.
They were the greatest painters, philosophers and architects of the time back then and were rumored to have actually started the Renaissance. The grand churches were actually membership halls where they would meet and the humans would come to pay tribute with sacrifices and “free BJ Wednesday’s”.
All was good and it seemed humanity would prosper under the rule of the immortal alliance. Until one day at an orgy at one of Vlad the impaler’s monthly mixer/orgies, It seemed Dracula became a bit of a douche, he started mouthing off about how the Werewolves are always stinking up the joint with their wet fur and always scent marking the snack table.
It appears the tipping point was when he was sitting in a chair next to one of the said Werewolves who had his back turned to him. Some one called out the Werewolf’s name. He turned around accidentally cock slapped Dracula in the face with his hairy wang. It appears werewolves were always nude like ALWAYS nude.
That was it Dracula got all dramatic got up in the Werewolf’s face and started talking about his “Bitch mama”. One thing led to another and the Vamps and the Wolves had a throw down, West Side Story style, in Vlad mansion. All the Vampires got their asses handed to them because it was a full moon and Werewolves fight dirty. Since then Dracula cursed the moon and kicked werewolves out of NASA.
So hundreds of years later, it seems the Vampires and NASA have begun their final assault on the Werewolves starting with the moon. It is rumored that it really wasn’t “smashed” into the moon but a covert Vamp squad landed there to plant nuclear charges to split that fucker apart.
this would be a shitty outcome 0:38
nevermind the music.
Duh, the Moon has all the plutonium that North Korea, Syria and Iran are using to build nukes.
Plus, we all know the Moon voted for Obama and forced Palin to resign.
actual Nasa picture: