Mykayl's Program

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[quote]Petedacook wrote:
I don’t know, I thought he looks pretty scarry. If T-Nation was a place of employment, and he came in after the beating he took here, I would be afraid he was going to shoot the place up.

I guess body building and filling out large clothes are 2 different things.

I think the people at this website fill out XXL clothes:

[/quote]

no way dude, they are starting at 4X, easily. they are wayyyyyyyyy more jacked than mykayl.

as a side-note: i find it hilarious that some people, including myself, were calling him “bat-ass-looney,” “bat-ass-crazy”, etc. and his fucking avatar is a bat. and if you look at his blog, hes found a cute little way to sign his crazy ass entries as a bat.

bats dont exist in the matrix.

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Take both. Then when the wind blows it makes your skin feel like buttery tree bark.

Imagine that!

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Take both. Then when the wind blows it makes your skin feel like buttery tree bark.

Imagine that!
[/quote]

did mykayl send you this information from the matrix?

^…^

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Have you guys seen the movie Grandma’s Boy. He reminds me of a fatter version of the guy in the trench coat that talks like a robot.

For all you who have, I can see him saying “I hate your face”

Mykayl, could you disconnect me from the matirx?

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Fat guy who lift’s weights.

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[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Fat guy who lift’s weights.[/quote]

i honestly dont even see that.

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[quote]keaster wrote:
Have you guys seen the movie Grandma’s Boy. He reminds me of a fatter version of the guy in the trench coat that talks like a robot.

For all you who have, I can see him saying “I hate your face”

Mykayl, could you disconnect me from the matirx?[/quote]

That’s a pretty funny movie.

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Singing to the tune from Tommy Boy…

Fat guy in wrinkled coat…fat guy in a wrinkled coat.

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Mostly fat.

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[quote]WS4JB wrote:
Singing to the tune from Tommy Boy…

Fat guy in wrinkled coat…fat guy in a wrinkled coat.[/quote]

I thought it was fat guy in a little coat.

Seriously WTF is with the coat? Is that the new shoe?

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[quote]keaster wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Singing to the tune from Tommy Boy…

Fat guy in wrinkled coat…fat guy in a wrinkled coat.

I thought it was fat guy in a little coat.

Seriously WTF is with the coat? Is that the new shoe?

[/quote]

Well, those are the actual lyrics, but in this case, its no little coat, its a 2xl, just check out his pictures, he felt the need to take a zoomed in picture to prove it.

–jb

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Mykayl, the title of this forum is Building a BETTER Body, not a BATTER Body.

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[quote]keaster wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Singing to the tune from Tommy Boy…

Fat guy in wrinkled coat…fat guy in a wrinkled coat.

I thought it was fat guy in a little coat.

Seriously WTF is with the coat? Is that the new shoe?

[/quote]

I thought the new shoe was a fish.

Anyhow, I just realized he is pulling the sleeve on his shirt in the bicep picture to make it look like he has a bicep there. LOL, I got a chuckle out of it.

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each time i go to mykayls profile, i notice even nutty shit!

its like i cant even stop myself from checking it out.

possibly one of the weirdest things ive realized to far: mykayl is 36 years old. he says his mother took the pics of him. ummmm, how about the front leg shot, where hes pulling his boxers up around his fucking junk, showing his “wheels”…are you seriously fucking telling me that this 36 year old man drops his pants and has his mom take pics of that!!!

i feel like im taking crazy pills!!!

fuck that…fuck the “wheels shot”…look at any of those fucking ridiculous photos! are you seriously telling me batty ass mykayl subjected his mom to that bs. “hey mom, take some bodybuilding pics of me, so i can post them on the internet”…WTF?!

how come his face is red as shit in some of the pics? is he straining to flex? fat doesnt flex motherfucker!!!

ohhhh…my…god. the captions to the pics. im thinking maybe mykayl isnt actually batty ass nuts, and that hes actually a fucking comedic genius, and so dedicated to his art that he has no problem giving laughs at his own expense. fucking applause. my abs are going to be ripped to shit by the time i get done with those pics, because im doing the equivalent to 5-10k crunches each time i fucking look.

i cant even stop. i have to admit that i have a problem. i am addicted to laughing my fucking ass off at those pics. i dont know how to stop it, and im not sure that i want to yet.

for fucks sake, everyone needs to go check out those photos, its fucking priceless.

im a fucking asshole, whatever, i dont even care. its so fucking funny to me that i feel like im on drugs or something.

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I’m pretty sure he’s plotting to kill you all for being so mean. The trenchcoat is most likely “tight across the back” because he has a ton of swan-off shotguns hidden away under there. I’m going to keep my eye on the news channels, just in case.

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[quote]WS4JB wrote:
keaster wrote:
WS4JB wrote:
Singing to the tune from Tommy Boy…

Fat guy in wrinkled coat…fat guy in a wrinkled coat.

I thought it was fat guy in a little coat.

Seriously WTF is with the coat? Is that the new shoe?

Well, those are the actual lyrics, but in this case, its no little coat, its a 2xl, just check out his pictures, he felt the need to take a zoomed in picture to prove it.

–jb[/quote]

Oh, ok.

What a fool.

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well… at least he’s happy with his progress. I think <.<

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Have there been any other people like Mykayl on this site or is he the first of his very strange kind?

I think its a crying shame that people like him are allowed on forums when all they do is ruin the site for everyone else.

Its people like Mykayl that give body building a bad name.

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[quote]dez6485 wrote:
each time i go to mykayls profile, i notice even nutty shit!

its like i cant even stop myself from checking it out.

possibly one of the weirdest things ive realized to far: mykayl is 36 years old. he says his mother took the pics of him. ummmm, how about the front leg shot, where hes pulling his boxers up around his fucking junk, showing his “wheels”…are you seriously fucking telling me that this 36 year old man drops his pants and has his mom take pics of that!!!

i feel like im taking crazy pills!!!

fuck that…fuck the “wheels shot”…look at any of those fucking ridiculous photos! are you seriously telling me batty ass mykayl subjected his mom to that bs. “hey mom, take some bodybuilding pics of me, so i can post them on the internet”…WTF?!

how come his face is red as shit in some of the pics? is he straining to flex? fat doesnt flex motherfucker!!!

ohhhh…my…god. the captions to the pics. im thinking maybe mykayl isnt actually batty ass nuts, and that hes actually a fucking comedic genius, and so dedicated to his art that he has no problem giving laughs at his own expense. fucking applause. my abs are going to be ripped to shit by the time i get done with those pics, because im doing the equivalent to 5-10k crunches each time i fucking look.

i cant even stop. i have to admit that i have a problem. i am addicted to laughing my fucking ass off at those pics. i dont know how to stop it, and im not sure that i want to yet.

for fucks sake, everyone needs to go check out those photos, its fucking priceless.

im a fucking asshole, whatever, i dont even care. its so fucking funny to me that i feel like im on drugs or something.[/quote]

dez you are one funny motherfucker, you’re commentary while I was looking at his pics had me in tears.

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[quote]greekdawg wrote:
dez6485 wrote:
each time i go to mykayls profile, i notice even nutty shit!

its like i cant even stop myself from checking it out.

possibly one of the weirdest things ive realized to far: mykayl is 36 years old. he says his mother took the pics of him. ummmm, how about the front leg shot, where hes pulling his boxers up around his fucking junk, showing his “wheels”…are you seriously fucking telling me that this 36 year old man drops his pants and has his mom take pics of that!!!

i feel like im taking crazy pills!!!

fuck that…fuck the “wheels shot”…look at any of those fucking ridiculous photos! are you seriously telling me batty ass mykayl subjected his mom to that bs. “hey mom, take some bodybuilding pics of me, so i can post them on the internet”…WTF?!

how come his face is red as shit in some of the pics? is he straining to flex? fat doesnt flex motherfucker!!!

ohhhh…my…god. the captions to the pics. im thinking maybe mykayl isnt actually batty ass nuts, and that hes actually a fucking comedic genius, and so dedicated to his art that he has no problem giving laughs at his own expense. fucking applause. my abs are going to be ripped to shit by the time i get done with those pics, because im doing the equivalent to 5-10k crunches each time i fucking look.

i cant even stop. i have to admit that i have a problem. i am addicted to laughing my fucking ass off at those pics. i dont know how to stop it, and im not sure that i want to yet.

for fucks sake, everyone needs to go check out those photos, its fucking priceless.

im a fucking asshole, whatever, i dont even care. its so fucking funny to me that i feel like im on drugs or something.

dez you are one funny motherfucker, you’re commentary while I was looking at his pics had me in tears.[/quote]

thanks buddy, but according to rainjack, the humor that i find in this guys delusions is actually my own homo-erotic obsession with him.

oh and im unintelligent and an asshole- the kind that people avoid.

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