My Other Left

yep t, they know i have a work addiction problem. i was scheduled 12-8 tonight and stayed till 930. its financing all my bad habits, though. just gotta start sleeping more and posting my lifting.

oh and someone wanna give me a cliffnotes of how all u wimmenz have been doing? i will catch up on everyones logs i swear i just want an update in the meantime.

for laughs:

got a friend request on fb from someone whos name i dont know. so as always, instead of immediately accepting, i sent a message asking the guy, “do i know you?” the reply i got was;

“R u the 1 i meet dis passed wknd or im i mistakin u…”

i think that even if i HAD met him, he’d be sorely mistaken at this point.

pegg, give ur kid a weapon and the dog doesnt stand a chance. something easy, like a fork.

ronaldo- LMFAO!!

and now bc of the posting delay i’ll have to make this a separate one…

joey regularly tries to hump kitty. he’ll walk up behind and above her. spends a good 15-20 seconds licking her ears and head, then starts humping. as soon as he does, she lays on the ground and waits for him to stop. when he does, she gets up and walks away. sometimes he’ll get frustrated, stop, and nudge her with his nose. when its on the wood floor, she slides across 5-6 inches each nudge.

cracks my shit up.

also, joey is an awesome dog and lets me sleep late sometimes, instead of harassing me to be let out at the ass crack of dawn. (unless i have company. then he lets me know, and if i ignore it or dont see it, he’ll piss on the carpet right in front of the door. like, “come on bitch, im tryin, but i dont have the fucking thumbs to open the door myself”) he and kitty have a system worked out. she gets on the bed and meows or punches me (declawed, so its like being hit with a cotton ball) till i wake up. as soon as im awake, joey comes running and does the urgent yip for me to take him out.

update: back from vacation. catching up on the logs myself. gonna start that metabolic program i tolled you about.

lmao at your FB request response…it is 4-20. or do they write it fourtwenty? 4/20…whatever.

hahaha glad you got a laugh!

you should respond to your face-book friend to get another response like that. It’s free comedy.


My crazy terrier.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
yep t, they know i have a work addiction problem. i was scheduled 12-8 tonight and stayed till 930. its financing all my bad habits, though. just gotta start sleeping more and posting my lifting.
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Sleeping! Yes, sleeping more is good (says the girl up on TN at close to 2am prior to a 9:30am workday). And post more training, else this log will get moved to SAMA. :wink:

My cliffnotes:
Deadlift good
Squat depth much better
Deadlift + Hill sprints + squatting & deadlifting people + slacklining = One hell of a day
OHP PR!
Thai food in mah belly.

[quote]CBear84 wrote

pegg, give ur kid a weapon and the dog doesnt stand a chance. something easy, like a fork.

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Odd you would mention that. A few months ago, this cute little 2 year old had, in a fit of anger, stabbed his brother in the back with a fork. Apparently one needs to take heed when sitting in “his” seat. hahahahaha Good thing he isnt too strong. The resulting wound? 4 tiny red dots in brothers back.

Jason

Ha come on Print…Chipper Jones is a Hall of Famer…but maybe I should have named him Jay for Jayson Heyward the way he has been playing so far this year.

Cbear I think we need to get Chipper and Joey on a conference call so he can let him know what the deal is on getting me up at the ass-crack of dawn.

CliffsNotes:

Reset some maxes, kept some the same.
Working on fixing squat knee cave.
Fractional plates FTW!

ok woke up feeling awesome. got a whole 9 hours and took my sma and z12 like a good girl.

also, THE BELT I ORDERED IS HERE!!! took a pic with my phone but cant get it to the computer bc joey ate my SD chip. so one of the people i texted the pic to is in charge of posting it.

have a good day!

New belts rock!

Cliff Notes:

Shoulder fucked up still. Waiting for surgery. And more waiting with some squats and stuff mixed in.

^ you TOO!!

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
ok woke up feeling awesome. got a whole 9 hours and took my sma and z12 like a good girl.

also, THE BELT I ORDERED IS HERE!!! took a pic with my phone but cant get it to the computer bc joey ate my SD chip. so one of the people i texted the pic to is in charge of posting it. [/quote]

Are you wearing only the belt?

[quote]Mascherano wrote:
damn kimba, its always the little ones that pack the most, huh?

Let us know how the morning workouts treat ya. I used to be a huge am w/o person, but now I use my ams for other productive things (and no, not sleeping or sexing…sigh).
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How would you use your arms to help with sleeping? (Sexing, I can make up my own story)

I think that’s “am’s,” as in mornings.

What color is the belt?

Next time you decide to model the belt, you must model only the belt.

[quote]Spartiates wrote:

How would you use your arms to help with sleeping? (Sexing, I can make up my own story)[/quote]

Yeah, what Snap said - However, in answer to your question, I think a chokehold could easily constitute how one could use arms to help with sleeping. Anyone care to volunteer?

pic of cbear and belt!..and just belt raises eyebrows

[quote]kpsnap wrote:
What color is the belt?[/quote]

x2

The color issue is paralyzing my own belt purchase.

Ah, nothing like being punched awake by a kitty. Just for you…