That one of them is watching a TED talk on its Mac Book Pro and the other is wearing a scarf with a T-shirt.
That one of them is complaining about Arrested Development being cancelled and the other is at Whole Foods.
[quote]Nards wrote:
wearing a scarf with a T-shirt.[/quote]
Cut this one off.
That one of them thinks the club’s tennis pro is hitting on my wife and the other just knows Michelson is being framed by the SEC
[quote]xboxwarrior wrote:
That one of them thinks the club’s tennis pro is hitting on my wife and the other just knows Michelson is being framed by the SEC[/quote]
Haha, nice.
…that it looks like you take a holiday in a submarine.
[quote]Nards wrote:
and the other is wearing a scarf with a Gap T-shirt.[/quote]
[quote]Nards wrote:
That one of them is watching a TED talk on its Mac Book Pro and the other is wearing a scarf with a T-shirt.[/quote]
My legs are so white, the left one will only sit on a bench at NBA games.
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But the right one owns the team.
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
My legs are so white, my dark hair really shows up when I observe “No shave November.” [/quote]
Uh…not many women could pull that off, but it’s a good look on you.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
My legs are so white, my dark hair really shows up when I observe “No shave November.” [/quote]
Uh…not many women could pull that off, but it’s a good look on you.[/quote]
LOL!
Don’t those legs look just a little manly to you, Doc?
They belong to my son. He’s a good sport. 
Our ancestry is all from the UK, so picture some hairy Braveheart types with teeth like Austin Powers. White, indeed.
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
hairy Braveheart types[/quote]
Fit right in in Germany, actually.
Nastiest hairiest women on the planet. Not sure how that got started.
My legs are so white, they think they are cool for going to the farmer’s market with a gay friend.
Diversity points for hanging out with another white person.
My legs are so white if you ask them if they like Phil Collins they’ll answer ’ I’ve got two ears and a heart don’t I ’
My legs are so white, they think putting jalapenos on a cheeseburger makes it ethnic food.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
That one of them is watching a TED talk on its Mac Book Pro and the other is wearing a scarf with a T-shirt.[/quote]
My legs are so white, the left one will only sit on a bench at NBA games.
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But the right one owns the team.[/quote]
This was really funny. I wish we didn’t have to claim that idiot Donald Sterling.
Have you guys known white people who claim to be color blind?
I worked with this school psychologist once who claimed that she didn’t notice ethnicity or race. Just didn’t see it.
She just sees children. So she could work with a kid for 2 hours and not be able to tell you if he was Black, Asian, White, Hispanic,…whatever.
I figured this would be a lot like eating lunch with Stephen Hawking and not noticing that he’s in a wheelchair…
'cause you don’t see disability, you just see people.
I appreciate the sentiment, but I think it’s a bunch of hooey.
[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
Have you guys known white people who claim to be color blind?
I worked with this school psychologist once who claimed that she didn’t notice ethnicity or race. Just didn’t see it.[/quote]
Not quite the same thing, but I do that all the time over email. I’m occasionally surprised when I end up meeting in person someone I’ve had a long email correspondence with, or end up in a phone call with them.
Actually, that’s not totally true. There seem to be two races when it comes to email… Indian, and not Indian. There’s usually a noticeable change in writing style: simultaneously more formal and passive-aggressive. E.g., stuff like “sir, please give to me…”
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
I appreciate the sentiment, but I think it’s a bunch of hooey.
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Yeah, I don’t see gender either. 
For a long time I thought about 50% of the posters here were women. When they started these threads about low T, I was like “Preach it, Sister!” I did feel a little bad about myself when I found out a lot of people could bench more than 110 pounds, but it did make me try harder.