My Left Shoe

WAITJUSTAMINUTE!!!

I forgot the humidor!!

facepalm

My apologies, ladies and gentleman. It’s the polished wood and class case on your left before you get to the patio doors. Cutter, torch, matches, and ashtrays are in the cabinet underneath.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
WAITJUSTAMINUTE!!!

I forgot the humidor!!

facepalm

My apologies, ladies and gentleman. It’s the polished wood and class case on your left before you get to the patio doors. Cutter, torch, matches, and ashtrays are in the cabinet underneath. [/quote]

This is wonderful, thank you!

[quote]tootles27 wrote:
soldog wrote:
tootles27 wrote:
soldog wrote:
Hey ladies can I join the party? I even brought my own contribution to the bar…

One of my favorites!! Right now I am stuck on Harpoon Octoberfest.

I haven’t tried that one - guess it’s pretty good, eh?

Wow, I’m way behind. Everyone else has already moved on to dogs and cbear snots. (:

But I think we should have a gorment beer corner!![/quote]

Yes! for the gourmet beer corner.

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[quote]Grneyes wrote:
Chrysalis wrote:
Imhungry, how about a cherrywood grilled t-bone, medium rare? I prefer them rare as rare can be, myself, but I know not everyone likes their meat so bloody it moos when you poke it with a fork.

I’ve sauteed some crimini and baby bella mushrooms with some walla wallas and fresh garlic if you want to smother the steak a bit.

Now you’ve done it! Mention’d Hungry’s fave meal: red meat and shrooms…I swear that’s all he eats…
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Sweet baby Jesus!!! I think i’ve found e-heaven!!

I’ve got Grneyes, red meat, alcohol, and great e-company!!

…Yes, I do eat A LOT of red meat and ‘fungus’. It’s a problem.

leans back and stretches arms out wide, before clasping hands behind head

yeah, hungry, it’s pretty much amazing here. add a few more of my kentucky family that dont hang out on this site, and it’d be perfect.

wishing I was this great irl

ok so it’d deload week. I should be at the gym right now pushing 40-60lbs over my head a few times, followed by some accessory work.

but apparently even my snot is ninja, and some of the allergy byproduct dripped into my lungs. Im now wheezy. which is great, until it catches, then I have to cough something up. which would probably get me kicked out of the gym.

Im so awesome.

If I get a good one I’ll post a pic.

The only thing better than meat and shrooms would be meat, shrooms and pie.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:
Ladyjess wrote:
jjackkrash wrote:
They can hold the beer and the poles in their teeth, but they get in trouble when they scratch the seats:

I miss my boxer…snifle

Now I have a Scarlette to watch over me…

I LOVE SHEPERDS!!! my joey has a good friend, a blue, at his doggy hotel he spends his days with when i go see Jim. Her name is Elle. They share a ball. Joey doesn’t share the ball with anyone else.

Just the other day I heard the story of how my older brother picked out his dog (a sheperd mix, Scrappy, (f)). He was at the humane society, looking around, and noticed a tiny kitty trying to get on a chair. Kitty had its front claws in, kicking like hell, trying to pull itself up. The sheperd mix quietly walked over, and nudged kitty’s bum with it’s nose, helping it get the rest of the way up. Brother said, “I want THAT one.”

now if that didnt make my cold little heart melt a little. [/quote]

OMG…I teared up at that story. If I ever got a dog, I think it would be a Shepherd.

[quote]JoeGood wrote:
The only thing better than meat and shrooms would be meat, shrooms and pie.[/quote]

Pie…I have wild huckleberries in the freezer, as well as rhubarb, strawberries, and blueberries. I’ve got about eight quarts of local Flathead cherries I pitted and froze last summer, apricots from a friend’s tree, and marionberries from his yard, too. I have some peaches in light syrup I canned last year that would make a nice pie or cobbler. And James brought home a box of local macintosh apples one of his coworkers brought home. I probably have a can or two of pumpkin around, and the remainder of a three pound container of cream cheese. A few limes, lemons…and a pineapple if James did not eat it all.

I think I have pie covered. Name your poison. Traditional apple? Dutch apple? French apple? Huckleberry, jumbleberry, huckleberry cream, blueberry, blueberry cream, apple/rhubarb, strawberry rhubarb, pumpkin, cheesecake (with or without fruit topping, chocolate cheesecake, pumpkin cheesecake) You name it. I probably have the ingredients. If you want chocolate cream, I need to run to the store for whipping cream. Oh, cherry pie, cherry cobbler, cherry-apple, cherry cheesecake, peach pie or cobbler…you get the idea.

Sadly, this is all true. It is a curse, having been raised on a farm, and learning to cook and bake from my Swedish grandmother. Sigh.

I just bought brownies and oreo pie mix - thanks joe.

PS and ice cream sandwiches and cookie dough ice cream and waffles and strawberry milk.

[quote]Chrysalis wrote:
JoeGood wrote:
The only thing better than meat and shrooms would be meat, shrooms and pie.

Pie…I have wild huckleberries in the freezer, as well as rhubarb, strawberries, and blueberries. I’ve got about eight quarts of local Flathead cherries I pitted and froze last summer, apricots from a friend’s tree, and marionberries from his yard, too. I have some peaches in light syrup I canned last year that would make a nice pie or cobbler. And James brought home a box of local macintosh apples one of his coworkers brought home. I probably have a can or two of pumpkin around, and the remainder of a three pound container of cream cheese. A few limes, lemons…and a pineapple if James did not eat it all.

I think I have pie covered. Name your poison. Traditional apple? Dutch apple? French apple? Huckleberry, jumbleberry, huckleberry cream, blueberry, blueberry cream, apple/rhubarb, strawberry rhubarb, pumpkin, cheesecake (with or without fruit topping, chocolate cheesecake, pumpkin cheesecake) You name it. I probably have the ingredients. If you want chocolate cream, I need to run to the store for whipping cream. Oh, cherry pie, cherry cobbler, cherry-apple, cherry cheesecake, peach pie or cobbler…you get the idea.

Sadly, this is all true. It is a curse, having been raised on a farm, and learning to cook and bake from my Swedish grandmother. Sigh. [/quote]

Seriously, can you be my personal chef?

[quote]Chrysalis wrote:

I think I have pie covered. Name your poison. Traditional apple? Dutch apple? French apple? Huckleberry, jumbleberry, huckleberry cream, blueberry, blueberry cream, apple/rhubarb, strawberry rhubarb, pumpkin, cheesecake (with or without fruit topping, chocolate cheesecake, pumpkin cheesecake) You name it. I probably have the ingredients. If you want chocolate cream, I need to run to the store for whipping cream. Oh, cherry pie, cherry cobbler, cherry-apple, cherry cheesecake, peach pie or cobbler…you get the idea.

Sadly, this is all true. It is a curse, having been raised on a farm, and learning to cook and bake from my Swedish grandmother. Sigh. [/quote]

I think I just came.

[quote]CBear84 wrote:

I think I just came.

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me too.

i think i need a cigar now.

chrys…any summer honey left in a hidden stash somewhere?

Hehehe. Foodgasms all around. Good thing Cbear brought the humidor in.

If you want some Summer Honey Ale, Deja, then of course there is…:slight_smile: Unless you mean honey as in bees. The guy down the road sells it. Right next door to the guy with all the chickens who sells eggs. I can run over and get some.

Have you tried Honeymoon, by the same folks who make Blue Moon? Quite tasty. And the Harvest Moon Pumpkin ale oughta be hitting the shelves any time soon. Of course we here at Cbear’s Bar and Grill have an inside scoop, so we’ve laid in a few cases already.

James and I toured the Coors Brewery in GOlden where they make this stuff. We got to taste it fresh off the line!

[quote]Chrysalis wrote:

If you want some Summer Honey Ale, Deja, then of course there is…:slight_smile: [/quote]

perfect!

[quote]
Have you tried Honeymoon, by the same folks who make Blue Moon? Quite tasty. And the Harvest Moon Pumpkin ale oughta be hitting the shelves any time soon.[/quote]

yeah. the pumpkin’s already on the shelves around here. i don’t really like that. the honeymoon’s pretty good. but in my humble opinion they don’t hold a candle to the old blue. =+)

does anyone in here know any circus tricks?? i’ve heard cbear’s roots…

Most of the circus tricks I know would get me arrested…

I used to do a little trick riding when I was a kid, but I have not been on a horse since I snapped my acl getting on a big percheron cross. I can’t afford another $30k in medical bills. To be fair, it was not the acl injury that landed me on the surgical table, but the kickboxing a year later…FYI, kickboxing on an unstable acl-less knee is not recommended.

What about cirque de soleil tricks? I was thinking contortionist could be a good follow-up to black belt.

[quote]arachne12 wrote:
I was thinking contortionist [/quote]

now we’re talkin!!!

Hey. Your place is hoppin’.

I’ve been too busy plotting revenge to stop by. (Don’t worry. Not against you. I have a certain ex friend who had a little trouble keeping secrets. She apparently forgot that I know a few of hers. Of course I would never tell, but she doesn’t have to know that!)

hey Crys. Can I get a black and tan? Fall just makes beer taste better.

Circus tricks you say? I can get my fist in my mouth, if that helps.

[quote]Cal Jones wrote:
Circus tricks you say? I can get my fist in my mouth, if that helps.[/quote]

PROVE IT!

I double-dog dare you!!