Kind of funny but the girls at the front desk are all young hotties but the trainers could all use some training themselves.
[quote]streamline wrote:
Kind of funny but the girls at the front desk are all young hotties but the trainers could all use some training themselves.[/quote]
we have a whale that doesn’t excercise, AND uses the phone there to talk to her friends.
[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
streamline wrote:
Kind of funny but the girls at the front desk are all young hotties but the trainers could all use some training themselves.
we have a whale that doesn’t excercise, AND uses the phone there to talk to her friends.[/quote]
Quit talking about my girlfriend…
[quote]Ultimate Badass wrote:
we have a whale that doesn’t excercise, AND uses the phone there to talk to her friends.
Quit talking about my girlfriend…[/quote]
“When’s the last time you picked up a barbell…“Friendo””
LOL
There are no fatties working at my gym, but no guys who can bench press 300 pounds, either. They always give the customers funny exercises on swiss balls, or shoulder rotation stuff, and stuff with bands, but none of them get their clients to squat or deadlift heavy. pussies.
Sometimes they will chat with me when I am doing ME bench or deadlift and express admiration for my poundages. Then I will start to talk about the benefits of heavy training. I think I almost have them interested, then they will show they have not listened to a word they said by saying they train heavy, they ‘pyramid’ 12, 10, 8, and sometimes even 6! Wow. And they talk about how important it is to take those early sets to failure. And they wonder why they can only bench 180 for that set of 6. And their arms are 13 inches.
Actually there is one ass-bandit aerobics instructor who is fat, come to think of it. He has been teaching aerobics for a decade apparently…and he has jiggly man-boobs and a gut. And he teaches aerobics. For money. He is a jiggly fat pansy who gets money for inspiring others to be jiggly fat pansies.
Actually one of my friends is a trainer. His picture was used in the local newspaper to promote the gym he works at. The photo showed him spotting a woman shoulder pressing 2kg dumbells! I gave him shit for weeks about that one.
I go to my local Gold’s and I haven’t seen an employee that’s out of shape…even the cleaning girls. Their personal trainers seem fairly knowledgeable and experienced (or maybe I just don’t know any better).
[quote]deanosumo wrote:
Actually there is one ass-bandit aerobics instructor who is fat, come to think of it. He has been teaching aerobics for a decade apparently…and he has jiggly man-boobs and a gut. And he teaches aerobics. For money. He is a jiggly fat pansy who gets money for inspiring others to be jiggly fat pansies.[/quote]
I aspire to be a jiggly, fat pansy. They all have bigger boobs than me.
Way to shit on my goals.
[quote]deanosumo wrote:
Actually one of my friends is a trainer. His picture was used in the local newspaper to promote the gym he works at. The photo showed him spotting a woman shoulder pressing 2kg dumbells! I gave him shit for weeks about that one. [/quote]
Did the picture advertisement have the words “Fit and Tone!” in there too? I’d REALLY give him shit if that were the case.
[quote]DanErickson wrote:
The problem is simple math. A gym like the local YMCA in my city probably has over 100 employees. Where would they find 100 fit people to work there. Not only that but even if they could they would have to start paying more money for employees as not all fit people would be willing to work there because they are probably making more elsewhere.[/quote]
You make a great point about the math. I go to the local Y, and the situation is the same. Sadly, the one trainer who was jacked as hell is no longer there. He’s probably at a more hardcore facility, which is a shame because he was about the only one I would have considered asking training advice of.
He was also the only one who I ever saw actually lifting weights and doing explosive movements. Coincidence? Probably not.
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
deanosumo wrote:
Actually one of my friends is a trainer. His picture was used in the local newspaper to promote the gym he works at. The photo showed him spotting a woman shoulder pressing 2kg dumbells! I gave him shit for weeks about that one.
Did the picture advertisement have the words “Fit and Tone!” in there too? I’d REALLY give him shit if that were the case.[/quote]
Yeah it did, I think. It was Tone up for summer! or some shit like that. I used to tell people he blew out his elbows spotting that woman with her 5 pound presses.