Last night I had a dream that t-nation was a place. A country if you will. There was a presidential election coming up and things were quite heated because there was a group of terrorists trying to take over t-nation during said election.
When I noticed this my sense of pride took over and I decided it was up to me to save the nation and I announced I would officially be running for office .
Many laughed at me and told me I would never get a single vote, but the ballots started pouring in and they all said Jennifer Jennifer Jennifer . One said Trump and one said some sort of terrorist name that started with a J .
But it was quite thrilling none the less . I woke up before i found out who won, but I had a happy feeling in my heart that it was me.
Thank you all for your continued acceptance of me even though I can be a huge goober .
Haha! That’s actually what Spock and I spooning would look like. Note the satisfied post-coital expression on my face and the look of apathetic shame on hers.
You misunderstand–that’s a blank stare of sheer terror on her face in response to the size of…No wait, that’s your tail. Never mind, it’s apathetic shame. My bad.
I suspect that HoustonGuy was Trump’s troll account, but he may have logged in as ProfessorX or Raj a few times. The Mueller investigation is going to bring a lot of things to light, trust me.
