My 21 Y/O Fiancee's Metabolism is Absolutely Horrible and I Don't Know What to Do

That’s just bad math - clearly she’s losing .8 lbs per week.
Also - what @Pinkylifting said.

Your counting is also majorly off. Still waiting on that picture of you tho big college linebacker man

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God dam - I want to look like this woman…

Honestly hire a coach. There is shit going in that sits outside of the equation.

Good luck dude.

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How do you super-like a post?

Big Dave, for chrissake stop posting on this thread. Its embarrassing. And if you do post, it better be a full body shot of yourself.

I said it before, let her pursue her goals. Stand behind whatever she does. And marriage simply isn’t going to work if you feel this way about/towards her. Lasting marriage is based on respect and love, not instagram booties.

Man, are you sure you are reading this situation right?

It doesn’t make sense to me that she would send you pics for a year while your dumb ass continues to fail to help her.

What would make far more sense is she is sending you pics of women she thinks are hot under the cover of her ‘being unhappy with her body’. I feel she is bored in the bedroom and looking for some help to spice things up and make them more interesting.

This is an easy test, ask her what she likes about her body and go from there.

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Sticking this here to emphasize this part. If you listen, she might be trying to tell/offer you something

But also keep this in mind:

“it” referring to her body, not her self^

What you should say to this “Honey, you look better than these women. You look perfect to me. If you want to go on a diet, that’s your thing, not mine.”

What you DO say “Honey, you’re right. These women are perfect, and we want you to be too. There is something horribly wrong with your metabolism to look like you do. Let me watch you eat at your birthday so I can tell you what you’re doing wrong. Also, I’ll post some swimsuits photos of you on the internet, and talk about my displeasure with your physique to strangers.”

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That really made me laugh for some reason

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Me too.

As did this:

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buddy by all means black out her face but we need to see evidence of said huge ass

-for evaluation purposes of course

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lol you can see how small her waist is. The only you can be 207 like that is to have gigantic butt and boobs

You overstated her fattness before, there needs to be an understanding of her butt-thunder :tornado:

Motion seconded and carried!

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So she lost 8 lbs. and is now 207 lbs., or she started at 207 and is now 199?

Which one?

Can’t tell. Since you’re counting wrong, you must be weighing her wrong too

First post:

17 hrs. ago.

My man. You just suck at all of this.

Then again, if you had put it together as a comprehensive timeline, like:

“Starting 10 weeks ago she started at 215, lost 8 lbs. and is now at 207…”

You wouldn’t have gotten the response you were hoping for.

You didn’t anyways, but that’s beside the point. :joy:

So she just got braces few days ago and can’t eat much. She’s losing tons of weight. She’s just eating soups and stuff

I guess she wasn’t being honest with herself with how much she was really consuming. I’m guessing she will get to her goal now in a couple months

so… can we close this thread now?

That’s not how it works. Instead, we completely change topics. The best threads are like a Simpsons episode.

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As said before, TROLL in the dungeon.

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