rappin’ for the fappin’
enjoy.
Dear god… how could he do that to himself…
In the chaos that follows my uprising, the world will turn to me and ask:
Why have you burned our crops and toppled our homes?
Why have you enslaved our men, and stolen our women?
Why have our children forsaken us, and instead salute the symbol of your tyranny?
Without words, I will turn them towards the massive screen that echoes my propaganda across the world…
…and I will play this video. Over. and Over. and Over again.
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
rappin’ for the fappin’
enjoy.[/quote]
If I punched him in one of his tits, would it pop open?
ask print
I don’t understand Portuguese, but I believe this is the part where he explains that his penis is only “this” big. Can someone confirm (not from personal experience of course, but through translation)?
His tits are better than his rapping
Serious question: Does he have some sort of mental illness?
WHAT the FUCK is up with his traps? It’s like he just shoved a bunch of matchbox cars in there and called it a day.
[quote]Amiright wrote:
Dear god… how could he do that to himself… [/quote]
Easy, he’s a douche bag.
C cup, minimum.
[quote]davidcox1 wrote:
I don’t understand Portuguese, but I believe this is the part where he explains that his penis is only “this” big. Can someone confirm (not from personal experience of course, but through translation)?[/quote]
I definitely heard him say, “meu penis é somente este grande”.
LOL
What a cockfag
[quote]davidcox1 wrote:
I don’t understand Portuguese, but I believe this is the part where he explains that his penis is only “this” big. Can someone confirm (not from personal experience of course, but through translation)?[/quote]
Haha that’s exactly what I thought at that point.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
WHAT the FUCK is up with his traps? It’s like he just shoved a bunch of matchbox cars in there and called it a day.[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHA
But seriously how ironic would it be if we found out that this guy just has fucked up genetics and his muscles are actually shaped like that?
Good video, would watch again… 
I would translate but frankly I don’t want to catch the gay
I pity the fool…
…who’s all ‘show’ and no go.
Reminds me of the fiddler crab which, after losing its bigger scissor, sometimes regrows a hollow one instead of an equivalent replacement.
It doesn’t shy away from confrontations and dick-waving with other fiddler crabs, though. Too bad if its opponent should decide to engage in real combat.
I thought he was using the chest implants as a protective measure in case he doesn’t make that second rep of 135.
I can’t tell from because of the video quality. What is the tattoo on his right arm of?
What would happen if he “syntholed” each of his abs individually? Serious question