[quote]TheDeadLifter wrote:
A - ‘‘Shit happens…’’
B - ‘‘Shit does happen, i mean, look what happened to your ears. I gotta ask, does he get excellent signal with those?! and one more question, whats santa like?’’
while driving off ‘‘its ok, you can finish that one, i got 5 more.’’
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heh funny movie - longest yard
“Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. Thats good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.”
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Salsa shark. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.[/quote]
CLERKS, again
“They brought their freakin’ toys!”
“Well, better they play with their toys than themselves.”
“They’re too dumb to play with themselves!”
“you know the nazi’s had pieces of flare, they made the jews wear”
[quote]Lackzoom wrote:
“you know the nazi’s had pieces of flare, they made the jews wear”[/quote]
office space?
[quote]GETTODECHOPPAAA wrote:
“I’m glad I dipped in your ink bro”[/quote]
Pineapple Express
[quote]Tim33345 wrote:
“Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. Thats good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.”[/quote]
Ben-Hur
“Kill 'em all, let God sort em out!”
same movie
“Semper Fi, mother fucker!”
“You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I’ve chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same”
[quote]GramboUSMC88 wrote:
Lackzoom wrote:
“you know the nazi’s had pieces of flare, they made the jews wear”
office space?[/quote]
you got it
[quote]artw wrote:
Same movie:
“Hey, wanna make 14 dollars the old-fashioned way?”
“I’ll bet you were really something before electricity.”
“This is the ugliest hat I’ve ever seen! Oh, but it looks good on you.”[/quote]
Caddyshack
[quote]GramboUSMC88 wrote:
“You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I’ve chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same”[/quote]
DUHH, 300
What’s that?
It’s me belt, Turkish.
No, Tommy. There’s a gun in your trousers. What’s a gun doing in your trousers?
It’s for protection.
Protection from what . . . zee Germans?
let’s have a bachelor party! With chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and hookers, and drugs, and boose!
Mongo, why would Hedley Lamarr care about “where the choo-choo go”?
Don’t know. Mongo only pawn in game of life.
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn’t my fault, I swear to god!
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
It’s got a cop motor: a 440 cubic inch plant. It’s got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is this the new Bluesmobile, or what?
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
What’s that?
It’s me belt, Turkish.
No, Tommy. There’s a gun in your trousers. What’s a gun doing in your trousers?
It’s for protection.
Protection from what . . . zee Germans?
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SNATCH
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn’t my fault, I swear to god!
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
It’s got a cop motor: a 440 cubic inch plant. It’s got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is this the new Bluesmobile, or what?[/quote]
Blues Brothers
My God . . . I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.
[quote]horsepuss wrote:
My God . . . I haven’t been fucked like that since grade school.[/quote]
Fight Club. Still don’t like the movie, though.