[quote]TheDeadLifter wrote:
‘‘You know how I know YOUR gay…?’’[/quote]
40 yr old virgin
“Maybe that’s why I like you, Tom. I’ve never met anyone who made being a son of a bitch such a point of pride.”
Ok, last one for real.
“Oh God, oh God, Oh God Art, don’t stop, don’t stop. Oh shit, yeah! Right there! Oh fuck, YES YES YES! Oh my God you’re so fucking sexy! Oh my God I have to pee.” Oh wait…uh, that one hasn’t been released yet.
[quote]rundymc wrote:
Bloodsport… Bolo Yeung (forgot his character’s name)[/quote]
chong li, dude how can you forget chong li
[quote]GETTODECHOPPAAA wrote:
“They obviously dont want us to butt fuck these kids”[/quote]
Rolemodels i think
[quote]artw wrote:
OK. Last one for me for a while. Better make it a good one.
“When we arrived, I was on the verge of tears because I was convinced we wouldn’t have a good seat.”[/quote]
American Psycho
“I want you to bring me, before nightfall, a set of postmortem knives.”
“An autopsy? On Lucy?”
“No, no, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart.”
[quote]SBT wrote:
“I want you to bring me, before nightfall, a set of postmortem knives.”
“An autopsy? On Lucy?”
“No, no, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart.”[/quote]
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
Same movie:
“Hey, wanna make 14 dollars the old-fashioned way?”
“I’ll bet you were really something before electricity.”
“This is the ugliest hat I’ve ever seen! Oh, but it looks good on you.”
They tell me your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife… moaned like a whore when they ravaged her again and again… and again.
And I’m going to repost this one from one of my favorite movies:
its been 20 years since I’ve been in a car. 2 decades spent behind bullet proof glass due to a natural fear of high powered rifles. 20 Years! locked away by my own paranoia; a prisoner in my own home - Only to be delivered to fate by a boy.
[quote]SBT wrote:
“I want you to bring me, before nightfall, a set of postmortem knives.”
“An autopsy? On Lucy?”
“No, no, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart.”[/quote]
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
[quote]T.Tran wrote:
They tell me your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife… moaned like a whore when they ravaged her again and again… and again.
And I’m going to repost this one from one of my favorite movies:
its been 20 years since I’ve been in a car. 2 decades spent behind bullet proof glass due to a natural fear of high powered rifles. 20 Years! locked away by my own paranoia; a prisoner in my own home - Only to be delivered to fate by a boy.[/quote]
top one - Gladiator
[quote]kothreat wrote:
SBT wrote:
“I want you to bring me, before nightfall, a set of postmortem knives.”
“An autopsy? On Lucy?”
“No, no, no. Not exactly. I just want to cut off her head and take out her heart.”
Bram Stoker’s Dracula[/quote]
Barkeep, a warm pint of hemoglobin for this man.
[quote]GramboUSMC88 wrote:
GETTODECHOPPAAA wrote:
“They obviously dont want us to butt fuck these kids”
Rolemodels i think[/quote]
yup lol
“And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you’re looking at your claws and you’re looking at your fangs. And you’re thinking to yourself, you don’t know what to do, man. “I don’t know how to kill the bunny.” With this you don’t know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?”
“I was cured, all right…”
“I’m glad I dipped in your ink bro”
[quote]artw wrote:
Ok, last one for real.
“Oh God, oh God, Oh God Art, don’t stop, don’t stop. Oh shit, yeah! Right there! Oh fuck, YES YES YES! Oh my God you’re so fucking sexy! Oh my God I have to pee.” Oh wait…uh, that one hasn’t been released yet.[/quote]
Family Reunion?
A - ‘‘Shit happens…’’
B - ‘‘Shit does happen, i mean, look what happened to your ears. I gotta ask, does he get excellent signal with those?! and one more question, whats santa like?’’
while driving off ‘‘its ok, you can finish that one, i got 5 more.’’
[quote]SBT wrote:
artw wrote:
Ok, last one for real.
“Oh God, oh God, Oh God Art, don’t stop, don’t stop. Oh shit, yeah! Right there! Oh fuck, YES YES YES! Oh my God you’re so fucking sexy! Oh my God I have to pee.” Oh wait…uh, that one hasn’t been released yet.
Family Reunion?
;)[/quote]
Well, not exactly. But at the next reunion is when I plan to screen my lastest cinematographical masterpiece.