[quote]cueball wrote:
But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home, and I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony, and then made a noise like this: hoowaa, hooowaa, hoowaa, HOOOOOWWWAAAAA! Then I dumped it over the side. All the people in the audience, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over the place. I never felt so bad in my entire life![/quote]
goonies
[quote]Lackzoom wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
HynesKetchup wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
“You should have heard your brother squeel when I broke his fucking neck”
This quote was said during an intense fight scene.
Die Hard
Nothin but the best from John McLane
Hell yeah! Here’s another.
"All right, Clanton… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?
It says United States Marshal!
Take a good look at him, Ike… ‘cause that’s how you’re gonna end up!
The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin’ it!
So run, you cur… RUN! Tell all the other curs the law’s comin’!
You tell 'em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?..
Hell’s coming with me! "
Young Guns
FAIL!
[/quote]
Epic Fail. Don’t know what I was thinking!
[quote]tuchavito wrote:
“you know when you grab a breast and it feels…like a bag of sand”[/quote]
40 Year Old Virgin
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Most Major wrote:
Lackzoom wrote:
I’m your Huckleberry!
val kilmer in tombstone
Utah! Gimme two!
Uh, Benjamin I belive I requested the hand job.
1)Point Break. Gary Busey was a bad assin the 80’s and early 90’s.
Well done on 1.
As for 2, I’ll give you another.
“No, Benjamin is no one’s friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he’d be prailines and dick.”
[quote]Cockney Blue wrote:
Lackzoom wrote:
Cockney Blue wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
HynesKetchup wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
“You should have heard your brother squeel when I broke his fucking neck”
This quote was said during an intense fight scene.
Die Hard
Nothin but the best from John McLane
Hell yeah! Here’s another.
"All right, Clanton… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?
It says United States Marshal!
Take a good look at him, Ike… ‘cause that’s how you’re gonna end up!
The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin’ it!
So run, you cur… RUN! Tell all the other curs the law’s comin’!
You tell 'em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?..
Hell’s coming with me! "
Young Guns
FAIL!
Epic Fail. Don’t know what I was thinking![/quote]
ah, it happens sometimes!
Person 1: “What the hell did you do that for?”
Person 2: “I was scared…”
Person 1: “So every time you’re scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?”
Person 1: “Don’t say it.”
Person 2: “The writing’s on the wall.”
Person 1: “Along with the rest of him…”
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
" Rules…In a knife fight? Someone say one two three go, one two three go![/quote]
butch cassidy and the sundance kid
[quote]tuchavito wrote:
“you know when you grab a breast and it feels…like a bag of sand”[/quote]
40 year old virgin
[quote]Alpinez wrote:
Person 1: “What the hell did you do that for?”
Person 2: “I was scared…”
Person 1: “So every time you’re scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?”
Person 1: “Don’t say it.”
Person 2: “The writing’s on the wall.”
Person 1: “Along with the rest of him…”[/quote]
Is the second one Hellboy?
[quote]Alpinez wrote:
Person 1: “Don’t say it.”
Person 2: “The writing’s on the wall.”
Person 1: “Along with the rest of him…”[/quote]
GoldenEye
All from the same movie:
Oh shit, you better hope there’s some goddamned thorazine in that bag.
She fell in love with me. I could see it in her eyes.
How much do they pay you to fuck that bear?
But you are in that chair, Blanche. You are in that chair.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Blood is Metal wrote:
I expect WolBarret to knock this out if the park…
“Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.”
Louie Anderson in Coming To America.
McArnold’s![/quote]
Dude, it’s McDowells. You should have your black card revoked.
[quote]HynesKetchup wrote:
Alpinez wrote:
Person 1: “Don’t say it.”
Person 2: “The writing’s on the wall.”
Person 1: “Along with the rest of him…”
GoldenEye
[/quote]
Fuck me running. That’s my favorite Bond movie and I fucked up.
[quote]HynesKetchup wrote:
Alpinez wrote:
Person 1: “Don’t say it.”
Person 2: “The writing’s on the wall.”
Person 1: “Along with the rest of him…”
GoldenEye
[/quote]
bingo
“I’m sorry Luke.”
“Yeah, well, feelin’ sorry don’t make it right.”
“Viddy well, brother. Viddy well.”
“Doesn’t it hurt?”
“Only when I breathe.”
[quote]artw wrote:
bond james bond wrote:
" Rules…In a knife fight? Someone say one two three go, one two three go!
butch cassidy and the sundance kid[/quote
Correct.
You’re not gonNa fall for the bananana in the tailpipe? You been hanginin’ around this dude too long, need a lil’ more bass in your voice like “LOOK MAN, AIN’T GON’ BE FALLIN’ FOR NO BANANA IN MY TAIL PIPE!”
All from the same movie:
“Hey, one more like that Lunneman and we can all go home early!”
“Don’t worry pal. They wouldn’t have let you in this game if you weren’t a chump!”
“You owe me fifteen grand pal.”
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
You’re not gonNa fall for the bananana in the tailpipe? You been hanginin’ around this dude too long, need a lil’ more bass in your voice like “LOOK MAN, AIN’T GON’ BE FALLIN’ FOR NO BANANA IN MY TAIL PIPE!”[/quote]
beverly hills cop?