[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Blood is Metal wrote:
I expect WolBarret to knock this out if the park…
“Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.”
[quote]Spartan903 wrote:
Ain’t no fuckin’ ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin’ his wife’s feet, and stickin’ your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain’t the same fuckin’ ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same fuckin’ sport. Look, foot massages don’t mean shit. [/quote]
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
HynesKetchup wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
“You should have heard your brother squeel when I broke his fucking neck”
This quote was said during an intense fight scene.
Die Hard
Nothin but the best from John McLane
Hell yeah! Here’s another.
"All right, Clanton… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?
It says United States Marshal!
Take a good look at him, Ike… ‘cause that’s how you’re gonna end up!
The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin’ it!
So run, you cur… RUN! Tell all the other curs the law’s comin’!
You tell 'em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?..
Hell’s coming with me! "
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[quote]skaskansky wrote:
son: You’re right. I suck dick for money.
dad: Boy, don’t start.
son: Two thousand dollars - I’m that good.
dad: Get out!
son: And you should see me fuck. I’m the best piece of ass in three States.[/quote]
[quote]Blood is Metal wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Blood is Metal wrote:
I expect WolBarret to knock this out if the park…
“Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in.”
Louie Anderson in Coming To America.
McArnold’s!
Nice! Except it’s McDowell’s (the Golden Arcs!).[/quote]
I was mixing it up with the Dave Chappelle skit where his character works at WacArnold’s and he keeps getting mugged walking home from work.
[quote]Cockney Blue wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
HynesKetchup wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
“You should have heard your brother squeel when I broke his fucking neck”
This quote was said during an intense fight scene.
Die Hard
Nothin but the best from John McLane
Hell yeah! Here’s another.
"All right, Clanton… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?
It says United States Marshal!
Take a good look at him, Ike… ‘cause that’s how you’re gonna end up!
The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin’ it!
So run, you cur… RUN! Tell all the other curs the law’s comin’!
You tell 'em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?..
Hell’s coming with me! "
[quote]B-Man wrote:
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…
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[quote]Cockney Blue wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
HynesKetchup wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
“You should have heard your brother squeel when I broke his fucking neck”
This quote was said during an intense fight scene.
Die Hard
Nothin but the best from John McLane
Hell yeah! Here’s another.
"All right, Clanton… you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it! You see that?
It says United States Marshal!
Take a good look at him, Ike… ‘cause that’s how you’re gonna end up!
The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin’ it!
So run, you cur… RUN! Tell all the other curs the law’s comin’!
You tell 'em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?..
Hell’s coming with me! "
Young Guns[/quote]
FAIL!!!
“I’ll make ya famous” This one is specifically for you!