Most F'd Up Shit I've Ever Seen

Holy crap dudes, let me break this down for you, IT IS A FAKE! Thats not blood on the guys clothes its FAKE blood!

Why would someone go to these lengths to film this? to fool and laugh at gulible people like yourselves.

Lions do not attack in the way that you see them ‘attacking’ in this clip, as someone rightly pointed out earlier, they will bite the head or troat and hold the bite until their prey is dead, also in such close proximity to those cars and other people those lions would have dragged their prey away to a more seclueded location, they would not sit and eat in such close proximity to something that threatens them.

Those cars you see are incapable of traversing rough terrain, they would not be able to go across bush land to find lions, bush land is full of potholes made by warthogs, and their are no roads, these people did not go on safari in those cars, they are parked in someones back yard (someone who has pet lions raised from birth with humans)

wake up and smell the lion shit brothers!

Where’s all the people to say Bruce Lee could have nailed those lions no probs with some moves ?

[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
I like it when animals eat people. [/quote]

If you lie still enough for long enough, your pet cat will prob eat you.

[quote]Dr. Stig wrote:
Where’s all the people to say Bruce Lee could have nailed those lions no probs with some moves ?[/quote]

You got it all wrong. Chuck norris would have roundhoused the shit out of those lions.

Being a Dr and all, Dr. Stig, I thought you would have been smarter. Thats common knowledge.

[quote]magnetnerd wrote:
ZEB wrote:
To Stupid To Live.

Irony or typo?

=P[/quote]

Yes

That’s from an old faces of death. I know they were banned in some states. There are anywhere from 6-10 videos. If you get a chance, ya’ll NEED to check ‘em out. Some of the shit is staged, some is real, and it is all fuckin’ nuts.

Pretty weak. I’ve seen snuff videos that would make you never look at life the same again.

[quote]HvRv wrote:
That lion thing was NOT bad.

THIS IS BAD

Oh geez man, that is so fake, where’s all the blood, blah blah blah… The bull was trained…blahblahblah…
I know everything about bulls and cameras, blah blah blah…

Wow that guy was totaly unfunctional in real life situations. If only he had not curled or worried about his bodyfat, he’d be able to beat lions.

[quote]E-man wrote:
Pretty weak. I’ve seen snuff videos that would make you never look at life the same again.[/quote]

There’s such a thing as too much time on the internet.

two words…

Tubesteak Boogie!!

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
HvRv wrote:
That lion thing was NOT bad.

THIS IS BAD

Oh geez man, that is so fake, where’s all the blood, blah blah blah… The bull was trained…blahblahblah…
I know everything about bulls and cameras, blah blah blah…
[/quote]

ASS WIPE

[quote]HvRv wrote:
That lion thing was NOT bad.

THIS IS BAD

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Good.

Poor bloody bull.

Did you see the one where it got into the stands and gored a load of the crowd?

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

Oh geez man, that is so fake, where’s all the blood, blah blah blah… The bull was trained…blahblahblah…
I know everything about bulls and cameras, blah blah blah…
[/quote]

This would be a great post if that lion video wasn’t fake…

but it was

It was fake…

and just so you know…sorry you had to hear it from me but… the Death Star didn’t really blow up Alderon… in fact Alderon…(get this) is a fictitious place

Needless to say, no one offered the lions a tooth pick.

[quote]bigblue244 wrote:
i mean it’s pretty simple if you think about it. it’s edited for the sake of dignity. i’m sure no one would actually want to see the guys guts being ripped out, especially if they knew him. [/quote]

Edited for the sake of dignity? So that’s why they showed the baby crying?

If you saw someone being chewed on like a chicken breast, would you be thinking about filming everyone else or possibly helping them and/or saving your own ass?

The Verdict: FAKE.

Who brings a baby on a safari?

I’m guessing this was for a movie that may or may not have ever been released.

[quote]mrdav2u wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:

Oh geez man, that is so fake, where’s all the blood, blah blah blah… The bull was trained…blahblahblah…
I know everything about bulls and cameras, blah blah blah…

This would be a great post if that lion video wasn’t fake…

but it was

It was fake…

and just so you know…sorry you had to hear it from me but… the Death Star didn’t really blow up Alderon… in fact Alderon…(get this) is a fictitious place

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You gotta give me some credit though, the nephew of a lion trainer/technical mastermind did call me an ass wipe. That has to be worth something!

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

You gotta give me some credit though, the nephew of a lion trainer/technical mastermind did call me an ass wipe. That has to be worth something!
[/quote]

L.O.L… (consider my cap doffed)… that does put you in some rare company…

[i]nice post

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
Are you kidding me? Its so ridiculously fake. Anybody that thinks its real should get some medication, fast!

Get me some of that shit Tim Phoenix is on. I thought it was real at first.[/quote]

Ahahaha!

Fake? Not fake? I choose to believe it’s real because animals eating dumb people makes me happy.

Nature is red in tooth and claw.