my fault if you’ve already seen this. also my fault if it ruins your day/life:
made me call my dad and tell him i am glad he’s never been attacked by lions…
Please tell me that isn’t real, is that off of a film?
Please say yes.
Sigh, I’m always compelled to click on the link when I know I shouldn’t.
Isn’t Mother Nature wholesome and good in all ways?
What was that guy doing wandering around with hungry lions anyway? Taking a picture? I don’t feel the least bit sorry for him, and y’all can give me a ton of shit for being cold-hearted enough to post this, but goddamn.
Simple survival math:
A couple of hungry lions (females, no less, they are the hunters) + no gun or even a damn stick + not paying attention with a camera stuck up to your face = Darwinism.
This is the real world. People die.
And just to clarify:
I said the exact same thing when that Roy or Siegfried or whoever it was got chowed on by that tiger.
These are large predatory beasts, and not to be taken lightly. The reason we have made it as a species as long as we have is because our ancestors were smart enough to avoid and/or kill large and aggressive predators like these. The minute some guy forgets this, whether it’s somebody’s beloved dad and grandfather or some fruity performer in Vegas, Mother Nature will step up and check 'em.
And this is the way it should be.
Having worked In Africa for over 3 years, and having experience with, Lions and hunters and safari’s etc…
I am very confident in stating that this film is a hoax, in fact I would bet my ass on it, sorry guys its a set up they are tame lions in that clip
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Having worked In Africa for over 3 years, and having experience with, Lions and hunters and safari’s etc…
I am very confident in stating that this film is a hoax, in fact I would bet my ass on it, sorry guys its a set up they are tame lions in that clip
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Come to think of it, that did look like a pretty clumsy swipe that the first lioness used to knock the guy down. In fact, I was thinking “damn, just get up and run, idiot, the lion’s not even really trying.”
Did this “attack” resemble anything that anybody has ever seen on the Discovery channel? I mean, gazelles and shit would laugh at a lion that tried to “get them” acting like this.
Thanks, electric_eales.
Those lions are just damned sick of paparazzi following them around all day. Didn’t you see how they took the camera at the end? I’ll wager they’re scientology lions, too.
the lion got into side control and owned his ass
Another good pointer is that one of the people filming this (there appears to be two camera’s in use) is the zooming in on the baby and woman in the car, seriously if a friend of yours was actually being mauled by a lion and you had a camera rolling would you zoom in on the occupants of a nearby car?
[quote]Magarhe wrote:
Those lions are just damned sick of paparazzi following them around all day. Didn’t you see how they took the camera at the end? I’ll wager they’re scientology lions, too.
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They probabbly watched the film afterwards.
Sarcasam still on: Damn stupid guy. I’f he’d prepared for the lion attack (or zombie attack) like most of the guys here do, than he could benchpress the lion with no problem and than do a clean and jerk and trow the MOFO lion back to the cave it came from.
Sarcasam Off: No wonder that the hippie generatioin died. Those LSD fuckers thought that they can make peace with everybody. I sspecially like the pussy other guys that locked them selfes in the cars.
God damn Hippies
I didn’t see any blood, and the guy was still kicking after being “chewed on” for a good minute. Fake.
The lion just climbed on top of him (casually at that) and he just laid it down. Also it looked like the lions were just nibbling on the guy. I didn’t get a feeling of immediate danger in that clip, to me it looked like some zookeeper playing\wrestling with some big ass cats.
[quote]nephorm wrote:
I didn’t see any blood, and the guy was still kicking after being “chewed on” for a good minute. Fake.[/quote]
I don’t know…When my meat is “chew on” I’m always kicking my legs, and there’s never any blood…as long as I leave $50.00 on the night stand
One word: Hilarious!
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Having worked In Africa for over 3 years, and having experience with, Lions and hunters and safari’s etc…
I am very confident in stating that this film is a hoax, in fact I would bet my ass on it, sorry guys its a set up they are tame lions in that clip
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Thanks for sharing your thoughts, it really do seem like it’s a hoax. But the funny thing is, when the hell was this filmed? Looks like it’s in the 70’s. What were these people trying to do with this hoax? It’s not like there was internet so you can post this for millions to see. What you guys think?
[quote]oriensus wrote:
electric_eales wrote:
Thanks for sharing your thoughts, it really do seem like it’s a hoax. But the funny thing is, when the hell was this filmed? Looks like it’s in the 70’s. What were these people trying to do with this hoax? It’s not like there was internet so you can post this for millions to see. What you guys think?[/quote]
If that film was taken in Africa (outside of SA) then those cars could be considered pretty modern TBH
Here’s a good human/animal story. On a trip through Yellowstone, I came to a large traffic jam. There was a moose down the hill from the road and everyone had stopped to see it. Some guy with a big professional-looking camera and tripod climbed down the hill, and crawled to within about 20 feet of the moose, just across a small stream from him. The moose, who had been eating some reeds or something, noticed the guy and raised his head. The guy jumped up, and he and the moose started running at full steam in opposite directions. It was just like a cartoon.
I don’t know if it’s a hoax or not…i’ll try looking it up. i thought so at first but i mean, the guy isn’t wearing any sort of protective gear, one of the lions flips out when another one comes to approach it in a pretty ferocious and aggressive manner, and there is blood all over the guys face and pant leg, maybe your quality isn’t as good? not to mention there are like 3 full grown lions so i don’t know how you would “train” them to fake kill a guy without one of them actually doing it because i mean, lions are beasts in every sense of the word…you always see those shows when pets go bad and everything, i wouldn’t doubt that it was real. here is a video that is real however, not as gruesome but as equally f’d up, and funny in a very twisted way in my opinion:
I’m waiting for the video to download…
But another fucked up thing: Listen to the song ‘dance with the devil’ by immortal technique, if you can get your hands on it.