Most F'd Up Shit I've Ever Seen

I think it’s fake

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Holy fuck I hope that was fake.[/quote]

That one was too

That lion thing was NOT bad.

THIS IS BAD

click on the second link given.

This is from the Faces of Death series, but if it wathc the whole video then you can tell it is not faked, there are some cuts in the film but in the second clip you can see the lions eating the guy.

I saw that guys picture next to the definition of the word Stupid…

[quote]HvRv wrote:
Thad lion thing was NOT bad.

THIS IS BAD

THIS IS BAD

UNDERSTATEMENT

I’ve seen that bull clip before. Man she got seriously fucked up in that clip. It’s amazing how strong that bull’s neck is, he might as well be throwing around a pillow. And at the end of the clip he’s just standing around like, “What bitch?”, ROFL.

[quote]electric_eales wrote:
bigblue244 wrote:
Proof that the video was not a fake (I somehow found the ending of the video…with narration)

un-f’n-real

Sorry Biggy that proves nowt, looks likw they put some meat into some clothes, anyway I called my Uncle who has been one of the top earning Pro hunters in Africa for 45 years and he has never heard of it, and if this was a real tape im 99% certain that he would have come across it at some point, sorry dude.

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Now that’s odd becuause I just got off the phone with your uncle and he told me it was the real deal!

[quote]samuelm704 wrote:
click on the second link given.

This is from the Faces of Death series, but if it wathc the whole video then you can tell it is not faked, there are some cuts in the film but in the second clip you can see the lions eating the guy.[/quote]

This is getting annoying, You can only see lions eating meat and some clothes in amongst the meat.

some people are soooooooooooo gulible

the real fucked up video is the one of the dudes on safari that shoot a male lion that turns and charges them only to be shot again a second before he kills one of them. Then have round after high caliber round pumped into his body…

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/lionhunt.html

Then we get the “whew that was close” guestures and the frat boy high-fives… wow…disaster narrowly escaped… and I say this is a fucked up video because in my dream world the lion would have killed all three of those fucking nimrods. And then their wives and kids would be forced (ala Kubricks Clockwork Orange) to watch looped tape of the maulings.

I am all for maulings really… in fact I’m for all sorts of plagues on mankind, general pestilence, natural disasters… things of that nature…I love hearing about them… in fact everytime I hear a story about idiots getting killed I kind of get a peaceful, easy feeling inside… It’s like Im being gently tickled by the fingers of God himself… especially if its a lot of stupid people getting killed at once… then I am shitting in tall fucking cotton boy… Bird Flu, S.A.R.S., Sarin on the Subways, Anthrax, Okalahoma City, Mine Collapses, Train Wrecks, Aviation disasters, serial killings, Clock Tower Snipers, Tsunamis, Hurricanes, Tornados, Mass Cult Suicides,… they all have a special place in my heart

fucking bring them on…

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I like it when animals eat people.

[quote]mrdav2u wrote:
totally fake… TOTALLY FAKE… do you think there would be a film of an actual mauling that was edited like this? complete with different camera setups and dramatic pans to crying babies?? BULLSHIT… no way this is legit[/quote]

Exactly what I was going to say:

The cameras are properly adjusted for the light conditions, they’re set up right. How often do you see that with home videos

Multiple cameras (beliveable because they could be tourists on a safari or something)

But the footage is edited together

In the sequil the guy is put back in the car

The lion takes the camera afterwards and carries it. Why would he do this without traning?

But mostly, its the camera work, very fast and edited to switch back and forth between cameras many times.

So damn fake

That guy needs to work on his guard .

[quote]electric_eales wrote:
bigblue244 wrote:
Proof that the video was not a fake (I somehow found the ending of the video…with narration)

un-f’n-real

Sorry Biggy that proves nowt, looks likw they put some meat into some clothes, anyway I called my Uncle who has been one of the top earning Pro hunters in Africa for 45 years and he has never heard of it, and if this was a real tape im 99% certain that he would have come across it at some point, sorry dude.

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hahaha i hope you’re not serious. this was part of a documentary about the guy that was killed. he was a lion enthusiast of some sorts and ended up gettin killed for it. it’s like “the Grizzly Man” documentary where that dude got f’d up by a grizzly, except they destroyed the video after.

but anyways, why would they just put meat into a bunch of clotes shaped like a dude’s leg and sock and then film it? is it that hard to believe that an f’n retard got eaten by a bunch of lions because he doesn’t respect the boundaries between people and wild animals? this shit happens all the time, this time it just happened to be caught on film.

[quote]mrdav2u wrote:
totally fake… TOTALLY FAKE… do you think there would be a film of an actual mauling that was edited like this? complete with different camera setups and dramatic pans to crying babies?? BULLSHIT… no way this is legit[/quote]

i mean it’s pretty simple if you think about it. it’s edited for the sake of dignity. i’m sure no one would actually want to see the guys guts being ripped out, especially if they knew him. the different camera set-ups? there were two, one from the guy’s original camera that he is holding in his hand when he gets mauled, and the other is the unknown camera man in the background. so i don’t know what you’re talking about.

i don’t want to come across like i am defending this film like i made it or some shit, i just get annoyed with those people that are like “holy shit that is fucking fake i absolutely know because i was there and am a film engineer/wildlife expert.”

Are you kidding me? Its so ridiculously fake. Anybody that thinks its real should get some medication, fast!

I’m not convinced that this is fake. First, it does look like it was made in the 1970s. Check out the camera. It wasn’t like “America’s Funniest Home Videos” was around then. There was definitely some blood there - check out the guy’s pants. It looks like the lion bit the guy from the side. And as far as the attack being “casual,” a female lion can weigh between 240 and 330 lbs. (according to Wikipedia), and this guy did not look like he could bench press 240.

And they also have claws. So, take a 240+ lbs. animal with sharp claws and teeth and it doesn’t take a whole lotta effort to bring down a scrawny guy.

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Are you kidding me? Its so ridiculously fake. Anybody that thinks its real should get some medication, fast![/quote]

Get me some of that shit Tim Phoenix is on. I thought it was real at first.

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Are you kidding me? Its so ridiculously fake. Anybody that thinks its real should get some medication, fast![/quote]

yea!

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