Holy fuck I hope that was fake.
[center]Sun’s up, uuh huh, looks okay
the world survives into another day
and i’m thinking about eternity
some kind of ecstasy got a hold on me.
I had another dream about lions at the door
they weren’t half as frightening as they were before
but i’m thinking about eternity
some kind of ecstasy got a hold on me.
Walls windows trees, waves coming through
you be in me and i’ll be in you
together in eternity
some kind of ecstasy got a hold on me
Up among the firs where it smells so sweet
or down in the valley where the river used to be
i got my mind on eternity
some kind of ecstasy got a hold on me
and i’m wondering where the lions are…
i’m wondering where the lions are…
Huge orange flying boat rises off a lake,
thousand-year-old petroglyphs doing a double take,
pointing a finger at eternity
i’m sitting in the middle of this ecstasy
Young men marching, helmets shining in the sun,
polished as precise like the brain behind the gun
(should be!) they got me thinking about eternity
some kind of ecstasy got a hold on me
and i’m wondering where the lions are…
i’m wondering where the lions are…
Freighters on the nod on the surface of the bay
One of these days we’re going to sail away,
going to sail into eternity
some kind of ecstasy got a hold on me
and i’m wondering where the lions are…
i’m wondering where the lions are…
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Proof that the video was not a fake (I somehow found the ending of the video…with narration)
un-f’n-real
[quote]bigblue244 wrote:
not to mention there are like 3 full grown lions so i don’t know how you would “train” them to fake kill a guy without one of them actually doing it because i mean, lions are beasts in every sense of the word…[/quote]
Lions are trainable. Pretty much anything is trainable. Training a bunch of lions is old hat really–circuses figured this out a long time ago. Not to mention zoos.
That doesn’t mean they won’t flip out on you. But you can train them to do any number of things, including fake attacks (I mean you have seen movies with fake animal attacks, no?).
That lions have a social hiearchy, instead of being solitary, makes them especially amenable to training.
Offcorse it’s a fake, becouse the fact it when a lion attacks it primary target is the head. The socomdary is the neck. If the head (or a snout) is small enough he firmly bites it and closes all breathing paths, then after the victim suffecates than it’s hapoy meal time.
[quote]oriensus wrote:
Thanks for sharing your thoughts, it really do seem like it’s a hoax. But the funny thing is, when the hell was this filmed? Looks like it’s in the 70’s. What were these people trying to do with this hoax? It’s not like there was internet so you can post this for millions to see. What you guys think?[/quote]
I’ll let you in on a little secret.
People had a sense of humour before the internet was invented. 
[quote]bigblue244 wrote:
Proof that the video was not a fake (I somehow found the ending of the video…with narration)
un-f’n-real[/quote]
I havent clicked on the first link yet. Will I be lost if I go straight to the sequel?
[quote]electric_eales wrote:
Another good pointer is that one of the people filming this (there appears to be two camera’s in use) is the zooming in on the baby and woman in the car, seriously if a friend of yours was actually being mauled by a lion and you had a camera rolling would you zoom in on the occupants of a nearby car?
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LMAO, very true! What a bunch of crap, glad I didn’t waste my time watching this. Hahhahaha
[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
What was that guy doing wandering around with hungry lions anyway? Taking a picture? [/quote]
Yea, not the smartest move huh?
I often feel as you do lothario. Whenever I see or hear of someone pulling a stunt like this.
I feel the same way about that idiot David Blaine. The nut job who tries dangerous stunts all the time. He just passed out trying to hold his breath in a sphere of water for almost 8:00.
I have to categorize them all under:
To Stupid To Live.
By the way, why didn’t the woman try to run into the Lions with her car? Maybe I didn’t really get a clear view of the shot, but it seemed like she could have done something with the car to at least draw them away or distract them.
Oh well…
That is the real deal. It’s not the anime/hollywood blood bath that most people are used to, but thats why most people don’t believe it is real. Their frame of reference is fake.
Hate to say it, but the guy had it comming. Note to self: Don’t approach a pride of lions that are on a fresh kill, or for any other reason.
soooooo fake it’s retarded. why would he pause to zoom on the baby while the guy is getting eaten? also they were no growling/snarling at all. one was actually looking around while the other just laid on the guy. hahahahaha gay.
I sent it to Snopes.com to see if they can uncover whether it is real or not.
Mazilla, they were trying to cover it up. After killing the guy, they thought, oh shit, are we gonna get in trouble for this?
So, one lion looked around for witnesses while the other covered up the evidence.
Hey, they are lions, they are a little new at the media game…
I have no problem with people who voluntarily remove themselves from the gene pool through acts of sheer stupidity. In my book, getting out among wild lions that are within say 10 feet, with nothing but a camera… Encore!!!
before you all go on with your, i know it is fake rants, watch the second part. looks pretty real to me. everyone is saying the lions don’t look too aggressive or agitated or what not…i’d say it’s because they’re eating a 120 lb. british guy and not a 500 lb. wildebeast…just my thoughts.
This appears to be from the “Faces of Death” series if any of you are familiar with them. It says so at the top of the screen when you open the original link. They made a series of movies depicting some cruel or unusual deaths. But they were notriously known to have many fake deaths mixed in to sell their videos. Not claiming fake or real, just trying to provide some more background.
totally fake… TOTALLY FAKE… do you think there would be a film of an actual mauling that was edited like this? complete with different camera setups and dramatic pans to crying babies?? BULLSHIT… no way this is legit
That stupid fuck got what he asked for.
[quote]bigblue244 wrote:
Proof that the video was not a fake (I somehow found the ending of the video…with narration)
un-f’n-real[/quote]
Sorry Biggy that proves nowt, looks likw they put some meat into some clothes, anyway I called my Uncle who has been one of the top earning Pro hunters in Africa for 45 years and he has never heard of it, and if this was a real tape im 99% certain that he would have come across it at some point, sorry dude.
[quote]ZEB wrote:
To Stupid To Live.
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Irony or typo?
=P