More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

@Koestrizer Very much appreciate that sentiment. As the pursuit of maximal strength shifts away in my 30s, finding new challenges has, in itself, been an enjoyable challenge. I’m a big fan of what this style of training has produced in me compared to others. Had I to do it all over again, this is where I would have landed.


Meal prep crushed


In the black containers is 1/2 of a porkchop and 1/2 of a salmon fillet, to later be populated with some sort of veggie (most likely zucchini). The bottom right container is filled with sautéed onions, to be used in omelets and other things through the week. The top right is sautéed peppers. The 5 big clear containers have a variety of meats in them, as I was clearing out my freezer. Chicken thigh meatballs, chicken tenderloins, pork chops and salmon fillets, all marinaded in a zero sugar added marinara sauce, on top of a bed of sauerkraut with broccoli.

Again: this is anabolism in photo.

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So today’s lunch is prepared, but are you eating for dinner? (Haha!)

You’re continuing to set the standard in here!

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Your “Monument” workout is ridiculous!! I bet that SSB sucks so much because I’d be destroyed after the front squats alone. Takes some real grit.

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@SvenG Funny you should ask!



1 salmon burger, 1 shrimp burger, both on low carb buns with local tomatoes, lettuce, Walden’s farm mayo and peanut butter spread (it’s good, but I prefer sunbutter), fat free cheese, chicken bacon and sautéed onions (there they are!) with air fried zuchinni straight from my garden, more local tomatoes, mashed cauliflower, local sweet corn and sugar free paleo ketchup

Open and close face photos

And appreciate the kind words dude!

@jwlake06 Thanks man! It’s a serious undertaking, but coming out the other side is worth it. I’m excited for your log dude: can’t wait to see what comes out of it.


Got in a 1+ mile walk with the dog and the family in the morning, all of my daily work, and then this great little 10 minute WOD

EMOM: 2 stone to shoulders w/135lb Stone of Steel then 8 KB front squats w/24kg bells

I was covered in sweat when it was over: it’s humid as hell and my knee is swelling like a grapefruit.

Malcolm X BBB Beefcake squats tomorrow: f**k yeah.

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AM WORKOUT (0320 natural wake up) Semi-Fasted: Surge Workout Fuel Only

BBB BEEFCAKE Week 2, Workout 2

MAIN WORK

Jump-Squat-Row

Box squats
4x3

Buffalo Bar Squat
5xBar
5x195
5x285
5x340
5x395
2x450

T-bar rows
15x100
12x125
2x10x150

SUPPLEMENTAL WORK

MALCOLM X FSL SQUATS
50 reps of 340 in 8:55

transition immediately into assistance work

ASSISTANCE WORK

Hyper-abs-dips-pushdown-pull

Reverse hyper
40x360
30 standing ab wheels
50 dips
25 pushdowns
50 pull aparts

Belt squat stripset (no lockout/no rest between sets)
38x200 (WTF)
Reps of 175,150,125,100,75,50,25,Axle

50 chins as I put away weight plates
Neck work
30 GHRs

POST WOROUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING

20 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells
6 75 second rounds of swings

  • Rotate between the 24kg, 20kg and 40kg bell per round
  • Buy in each round with 1 ABC w/24kg bells

Total of 170 swings accomplished

Notes:

  • Warm ups felt smooth today, but they got heavy quick. Food needs to go up.

  • Continuing to trust the process and focus on the supplemental while letting the main just be heavy. No longer worried about 5s pro, minimum reps, etc. Just maintaining balance between main and supplemental. I have a goal: finish the program with 5x10x405 squats. This is how I will get there.

  • Used the Zeno strategy to get through the Malcolm X sets. Familiar suffering to bridge new suffering. Effective enough. Getting 19 on the first go vs 20 was a heartbreaker, but it was a tactical decision at that point.

  • That belt squat topset was nutty, and another instance where I think I’m seeing the Surge shine through. Similar to Poundstone curls: it seems to show on the more bodybuilder-ish higher rep pump work. But I’m also not performing substandard on the strength work despite only have Surge in my gut, so that’s something too. I’m thinking it might benefit me to have a full serving before the workout even starts, vs half before the start and the other half during.

  • My schedule is going to be crazy today, so I “cheated” and got my ABCs in as part of my conditioning. After 50 barbell squats and a whole mess of belt squats, when you try for some KB front squats in the ABCs, your body says “WTF no”. I actually hit 7 so fast and smooth in the first round I contemplated going for an 8th, but after that it was total struggle bus.

  • Throwing in an ABC for buy in on the swing conditioning was baller. Gotta remember that.

  • That’s it for the required training for the day. I foresee a prisoner squat tabata workout in my future, just to get blood pumping, or maybe 100 burpees.

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Animal

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Still working hard mate. Good to see.

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@jwlake06 Given my misanthropy, that’s a major compliment, haha.

@simo74 You known it! Only one speed.


My schedule unexploded so I actually got in another…

25 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells

7-6-6-6. Incredible given the Hell I put my legs through this morning.

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AM WORKOUT (0320 natural wake up) SEMI-FASTED: Surge Workout Fuel Only

BBB BEEFCAKE Week 2, Workout 3

MAIN WORK

Axle clean and strict press away
5xAxle
5x136
5x151
5x171

SUPERSET W/5x10 band pull aparts

SUPPLEMENTAL WORK

50 axle clean each rep and strict press of 136lbs in 12:10

ASSISTANCE WORK

Dips into pushdowns into hypers into abs into neck into GHR

Dips stripset (no rest between sets)
6x105
4x80
4x55
6x30
20xBodyweight w/rest pause

50 pushdowns
40x90lb Reverse hypers
20 standing ab wheel
Neck work
30 GHRs

Poundstone Curls
211xAxle

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING

15 minutes of “LOST IN TRANSLATION”

  • 3 axle clean each rep and push press of 136lbs
  • 7 burpee chins

Notes:

  • Clearly still hot as hell in the garage.

  • Topset of 170 was smooth and strong. If I were “playing 5/3/1 for real”, that’d probably be a good TM or 1s week weight.

  • When I focused on actually trying to clean the axle vs muscle it up, I had a lot more energy left for that press. Damndest thing.

  • Fairly certain the Surge shows on those Poundstones. I didn’t stop for the full 211 reps. I slowed down at the 160 mark, but no resting at all. That’s just wild.

  • ABCs are all I have left on the agenda.

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Finished the day off with 25 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells

What’s interesting about this is I THOUGHT I set my timer for 3 100 second rounds, with the plan being to get 10 in per round. Instead, I dorked it up and set it for 60 second rounds, but STILL did 10 straight out the gate because I was already bought in, so now I know I have that in me. Tomorrow is prowler day, so I don’t anticipate being able to smash that after that workout, but it’s definitely a future plan.

Also, my left knee is swollen up like a grapefruit these days. Must be the weather.

And, of course, dinner


6oz piedmontese grassfed sirloin and egg(…whites) with local tomatoes, mashed cauliflower, a combination of local air fried zuchinni and eggplant, and local sweet corn

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Your local dinner looks delicious

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Thanks man. It’s been awesome supporting the community this way and knowing my food is so fresh.

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It tastes better doesn’t it?

No, but it feels better.

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I spotted the corn!! Lol

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@jwlake06 I’m not hiding it, haha. Gotta have real midwest sweetcorn when it’s in season.


AM WORKOUT (0326 natural wake up) FASTED

Prowler loaded w/90lbs
100+lb keg

4 rounds of

  • High handle prowler push (far distance)
  • Run back to start
  • Load keg onto truck tailgate, then bearhug carry keg to prowler
  • Backwards prowler drag
  • Run back to keg
  • Press keg overhead for 1 rep, then front carry keg back to start

Done in 39:10

Followed by

3 minutes of loading keg onto truck tailgate (30 reps total)

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

Drive home (3 minutes), followed immediately by

22 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells

20 minutes of

  • 20 KB swings w/24, 20 or 40 kg bell, rotate each round
  • Between each set of 20, so some sort of daily work (dips, chins, standing ab wheel or reverse hyper)

365 total swings accomplished

Notes:

  • That bearhug carry was definitely the missing element here. Going from high handle push to bear hug carry is fantastically awful. Your lungs are on fire from the prowler, and then the keg sits RIGHT on them so you can’t recover. Then the backwards drag allows for a slight break.

  • Ending the workout with the loading is also just fantastic. Really glad I’m including that. Great target of opportunity there.

  • Have to work to make sure I don’t dog the backwards drag too much. Too easy to let it slack.

  • Those ABCs upon returning home are brutal. Legs are just shot.

  • 365 swings in 20 minutes with bodyweight work in between bodes well to me. 500 is there if I want to prioritize it.

  • Tang Soo Do should end the evening.

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AM WORKOUT (0337 Natural Wake up) SEMI-FASTED: Surge Workout Fuel only

BBB BEEFCAKE Week 2, Workout 4

MAIN WORK

Axle bench press
5xAxle
5x191
5x226
5x256

50 chins and 50 pull aparts total accomplished in between sets of main work

SUPPLEMENTAL WORK

50 paused reps of 191lbs of axle bench press in 10:29

50 KB rows w/24kbg bells

Straight into assistance work

ASSISTANCE WORK

Raise-hyper-abs-lunge-neck

Lateral raise stripset (no rest)
20x20lbs
20x10
20x5
20x2.5
20xEmpty hands

40x90lb Reverse hyper
20 standing ab wheels
10x24kg front rack KB lunges
Neck harness work

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING

“BEAR CALVARY”

  • 400 bodyweight dips
  • EMOM, 2 Bear Complexes w/95lbs

Time: 34:34

Notes:

  • My left knee, and really entire left leg, continues to be incredibly swollen. The bear complexes helped shift some fluid around. Left elbow is also a little buggy, and the very first set of chins I did today did NOT make it happy, but it seems like I just need to work my body through space to get things going.

  • Benching felt decent enough. Original gameplan was to rest the axle in the down position during the supplemental work, but set up for it was too tricky. Went rest-pause. Pause reps really help turn this into something fierce.

  • Had extra time, so went for extra reps on that conditioning workout. A 34 minute “conditioning” workout on top of a full lifting workout is honestly pretty stupid, but it was a good day for being stupid. Will really need to push the calories to make up for that.

  • I actually did front rack lunges on my press day as well but forgot to record it. I like keeping a little unilateral work in. It’s been a nice touch.

  • ABCs should finish the day off.

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400 dips. F%#€ me that’s just insane brother. Your conditioning workout has more volume than most people hit in 2 full workouts. Impressive as always

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@atlas13 Huge props coming from you dude, and very much appreciated. 500 is there: just a question of setting aside the time


PM WORKOUT (1630)

26 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells

Notes:

  • Used 3 100 second rounds. I like how this went psychologically. “ONLY” 3 rounds. Got 10 in the first and 2 8s afterwards, with about 6 seconds left. 27 is there. 3 9s will get me there.
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Dude that’s ridiculous. I find it more impressive than the hilariously absurd 400 dip workout. Props my man.

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